Anonymous

Customer: Worcester sauce crisps please
Shopkeeper: Sorry can't, it's off the shelves; cancer scare.
Customer: Oh right, Chinese Chicken Wings?
Shopkeeper: Ah that's the same. Cancer scare
Customer: Hamburger Relish?
Shopkeeper: Cancer scare
Customer: Sausage and Mash?
Shopkeeper: Cancer scare
Customer: Cottage Pie?
Shopkeeper: Yes ...no wait, cancer scare.
Customer: So they're all off the shelves because of a cancer scare?
Shopkeeper: Yes
Customer: (sigh) Just give me a packet of fags then.
Shopkeeper: Certainly. £4.50 please!

cossiecrew

old news

St3V3_C

Yea, just incase you get no more replies, they are all here:

https://passionford.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=107167

Anonymous

oh well, im sure some others will be behind the times like me.
i still keep thinking i have to pay your mum too, i forget its free now.