For the first time in years, I am actually ill

Wake up this morn with a bashing headache - the type where it sits right on top of your skull like a big fook off pressure on ya head

Sore throat, fell hot, but also cold, and sweating (slightly) for no reason. Plus my limbs are aching (for no reason cos I ain't done fook all )

FFS, supposed to be on a week off work using up holiday entitlement to just chill out - I don't wanna be sick during me holiday break - I wanna be sick when I should be at work so I can take more time off

Fooks sake.... Spose I best toodle off down the pharmacy and get some of that day nurse shit or whatever now

Why ain't I got no Calpol in the house

 

day nurse and night nurse will sort you out sounds like the flue has got you!!!

 

True mate, I got it last week...dose up and sweat it out!! Bad luck though

 

That aint the flu. If he had the flu he wouldn't be on the PC. If you have the real flu somebody could tell you there was £1m at the bottom of your garden and all you need to do is get it and you wouldn't be able to get off the bed to get it.

I had flu over the millenium and don't even rememebr 4 days at my worst. Took nearly 8 weeks to get back to normal

 

sounds like what i had last week, only felt like shit 4 a day, then got better
bloody couldnt move, as my legs decided to seize up on me