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Old 04-09-2011, 04:44 PM
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yo peeps, i recently joined, i is a mechanic down essex, but i iz unemplyed, but i ave a 1.6 mk5 fiesta zetec s with about 250bhp, i ave a pipercrss viper and a pvd bfo zorst, i also ave one of does chip fings of ebay, super 4 plugs, spitfire leads, one of dose ebay superchargers (they is wikid), me mate reckons its around 250bhp, which i fink is about right, goes like a bullet, but i want it to be faster, would a fse bost valve do anyfin, what about a dump valve, they sound wickid where coud i put it? im looking to get it up to around 300, 400 bhp

fanks guys and gals
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i've spent about 300 quid so, but i got about 100 quid to spend, cos my benifits has come in
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Are you MOs Mate?
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Originally Posted by AquariousRS
Are you MOs Mate?
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Nice.....
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this is too much loool
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what is mos, oh, and i am getting noz, that should brung the bhp to bout 500bhp
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please reply, cos im getting my new kit tomorra, im planning on getting neons, maybe neon washer jets aswell, i can fit it all aswell, im an unemployed mechanic
Old 04-09-2011, 04:51 PM
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If u get noz reinforce your intake with duck tape so you dont blow the welds on it
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Dave Escos? Is that you?
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ahh, cheers bro, i was wondering what i should do about the intake pipe, cos the pipercross might blow off otherwise
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you may aswell get some go 'faster' stripes, they gotta add about 40 bhp
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ive got stripes man, they is classy, got em off ebay 2.50 quid, mazin
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please reply peeps, i gotta go to de shops tomorra, i might get a remap, done by my mate barry, he has a corsa 1.6 sport with 400bhp, the remap gave it like 200bhp, the car will be mint at de end bros
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can anyone recomend the ebay dump valves theres one on there for 13.95
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Also cover all your wires and pipes in coloured tube.it give you atleast 50bhp and it looks da bomb
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Are you an ex saxo owner?
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now do one.
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Originally Posted by robp-tt
Also cover all your wires and pipes in coloured tube.it give you atleast 50bhp and it looks da bomb
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all tho this post is a joke. this is what most of passionford is terning into lol
Old 04-09-2011, 07:44 PM
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most obvious troll attempt ever lol

at least put some effort in


1/10
Old 04-09-2011, 07:50 PM
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Originally Posted by AquariousRS
Are you MOs Mate?
Him and MO would make for a very interesting race, and even more interesting conversation



Just out of interest fella, i dont suppose you have ever had a race with a lambo or M3 have you ?, id like to gauge how close you and MO would be at the traffic light grand prix
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I would recomend Trepanning
see if that helps!
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i have raced an m3, i had him til lyk 4th gear then, he started to edge ahead, i gotta better top nd and started to get ahead, i used to own a saxo and a corsa, what about max power and redliine stikers, they will be wkd bros
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my old vtr would blow cosworths and rs and sts out of the water, it waz fast
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Originally Posted by AquariousRS
Dave Escos? Is that you?
My thought exactly
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whoz dave escos??? im dave from essex
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and i've never owned a cosworth, i has fiesta zetec s, which can keep up with a cosworth and rs
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Originally Posted by Statey
Are you an ex saxo owner?

I currently own a saxo and have owned 6 previous to now!! What is your point????
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Originally Posted by Mr S1
My thought exactly
Dave Burberry



It has to be really
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U az gots toos getz a bonit skoop 2 elp U kool dat mentewl enjin!
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LOL, I've just had a right laugh at that, and the comments, I would of thought as an "Unemployed Mechanic" as you called yourself, I would of thought you would know more than the eBay chips and Supercharger. Clearly a joke, but still a laugh to read
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danger to the manifold
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Originally Posted by JonnyBravo
Dave Burberry



It has to be really
haha, lol at that
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This is well below par if it is Dave Escos

Very weak trolling, in fact, i'm annoyed with myself for replying.....next!
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Originally Posted by Neil@FastFord
This is well below par if it is Dave Escos

Very weak trolling, in fact, i'm annoyed with myself for replying.....next!
As fucking if! This bloke is about as funny as finding out you have aids!

Had to register, just to put that point across and clear my name!
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fpmsl lol
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Originally Posted by Stinky fish pie
As fucking if! This bloke is about as funny as finding out you have aids!

Had to register, just to put that point across and clear my name!


I know it's off topic, but good to have you onboard Stinky Fish Pie.


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