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14-02-2005, 11:34 PM
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Bad luck hun.... but made me laugh !!!
You better have a rock solid excuse cause she is going to look at you with very very very narrow eyes tomorrow....
15-02-2005, 12:03 AM
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LOL!! Classic mate!!
Just tell each of them the other girl is just a really good mate who you've always bought flowers for since school or something soft like that...
But if they know eachother then you are doubly fooked!
Just tell each of them the other girl is just a really good mate who you've always bought flowers for since school or something soft like that...
But if they know eachother then you are doubly fooked!
15-02-2005, 03:27 AM
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bunch of flowers - Ł60
petrol money to drive to their place of work - Ł5
look on their face as they read the wrong name on the card .................. fooking priceless!!
petrol money to drive to their place of work - Ł5
look on their face as they read the wrong name on the card .................. fooking priceless!!
15-02-2005, 06:56 AM
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Originally Posted by mattbibs
bunch of flowers - Ł60
petrol money to drive to their place of work - Ł5
look on their face as they read the wrong name on the card .................. fooking priceless!!
petrol money to drive to their place of work - Ł5
look on their face as they read the wrong name on the card .................. fooking priceless!!
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15-02-2005, 07:03 AM
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Originally Posted by Phil
LOL!! Classic mate!!
Just tell each of them the other girl is just a really good mate who you've always bought flowers for since school or something soft like that...
But if they know eachother then you are doubly fooked!
Just tell each of them the other girl is just a really good mate who you've always bought flowers for since school or something soft like that...
But if they know eachother then you are doubly fooked!
But APMSL at you being soooo daft
15-02-2005, 08:03 AM
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Originally Posted by B19-TRB
bwah hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhaha
thats fookin classic m8 pure classic!
Some day ya gonna laugh at that....
15-02-2005, 11:12 AM
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you think thats bad?
try having ONE married women on the burner
then add a SECOND married woman who gets on my commute coach to london
added they are good friends ... and are now contemplating a 3some!
but im seeing them both seperatley in secret
THEN add the 38 year old woman ive met who has a long term boyfriend who has now declared love
the said above coach married woman, has also declared love, and the fact she doesnt want a baby with her husband, who has now moved out for a few days
she now wants to divorce him and move me in
and this womans house is directly and i mean DIRECTLY opposite my Ex girlfriend of 4 years who i split up with 3 months ago
then add the 20year old blonde that works our admin on our desk at work who im taking out for the odd evening during the week
try sorting valentines out for that and explaining 4 cards and 4 presents away!
try having ONE married women on the burner
then add a SECOND married woman who gets on my commute coach to london
added they are good friends ... and are now contemplating a 3some!
but im seeing them both seperatley in secret
THEN add the 38 year old woman ive met who has a long term boyfriend who has now declared love
the said above coach married woman, has also declared love, and the fact she doesnt want a baby with her husband, who has now moved out for a few days
she now wants to divorce him and move me in
and this womans house is directly and i mean DIRECTLY opposite my Ex girlfriend of 4 years who i split up with 3 months ago
then add the 20year old blonde that works our admin on our desk at work who im taking out for the odd evening during the week
try sorting valentines out for that and explaining 4 cards and 4 presents away!
15-02-2005, 12:04 PM
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Originally Posted by mattbibs
bunch of flowers - Ł60
petrol money to drive to their place of work - Ł5
look on their face as they read the wrong name on the card .................. fooking priceless!!
petrol money to drive to their place of work - Ł5
look on their face as they read the wrong name on the card .................. fooking priceless!!
Busted!
15-02-2005, 12:20 PM
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He He that is fuckin class mate, what a player you are ....all be it a stupid one.... You`ll laugh about it one day bud! You need to do some serious ass licking to them both. What abouyt saying that the florist wrote the cards out and then you just picked them up... make sure you warn the florist concerned incase they try and confront the poor cooont
15-02-2005, 12:34 PM
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you fookin numpty say you and a mate brought some each and put them in the back seat of the car, must have picked up the wrong one it might work but probably not
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER
say you and a mate brought some each and put them in the back seat of the car, must have picked up the wrong one it might work but probably not GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER
15-02-2005, 01:57 PM
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Originally Posted by DaveEscos
you think thats bad?
try having ONE married women on the burner
then add a SECOND married woman who gets on my commute coach to london
added they are good friends ... and are now contemplating a 3some!
but im seeing them both seperatley in secret
THEN add the 38 year old woman ive met who has a long term boyfriend who has now declared love
the said above coach married woman, has also declared love, and the fact she doesnt want a baby with her husband, who has now moved out for a few days
she now wants to divorce him and move me in
and this womans house is directly and i mean DIRECTLY opposite my Ex girlfriend of 4 years who i split up with 3 months ago
then add the 20year old blonde that works our admin on our desk at work who im taking out for the odd evening during the week
try sorting valentines out for that and explaining 4 cards and 4 presents away!
try having ONE married women on the burner
then add a SECOND married woman who gets on my commute coach to london
added they are good friends ... and are now contemplating a 3some!
but im seeing them both seperatley in secret
THEN add the 38 year old woman ive met who has a long term boyfriend who has now declared love
the said above coach married woman, has also declared love, and the fact she doesnt want a baby with her husband, who has now moved out for a few days
she now wants to divorce him and move me in
and this womans house is directly and i mean DIRECTLY opposite my Ex girlfriend of 4 years who i split up with 3 months ago
then add the 20year old blonde that works our admin on our desk at work who im taking out for the odd evening during the week
try sorting valentines out for that and explaining 4 cards and 4 presents away!
Steve, may I just point out this is a joke
15-02-2005, 02:40 PM
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Originally Posted by warleydaddy
Well what can i say............
Trying to play it cool on valentines day,theres 2women that mean alot to me, long story,but ive ive been with, and 1 is the 1 fish that got away ( im sure you know what i mean guys and gals)
ANYWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I decided to get flowers for them both today (roses of corse
)So i was out with Sean earlier,and i got him to drop me off at girl no.1`s work (a resteraunt,busy with valentine diners).so playing Mr Brave, ive walked in,roses in hand,done the deed,felt a prick,said what ive had to say,and left....
Alls good,had a good afternoon,and thought nothing else of
it....
ANYWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Waited for girl no.2 to finish what she had to do 2night,and ive just gone around to see her with her flowers...
Alls good,kiss/cuddle all the valentines crap,anyway,gave her her flowers and she.................................
read the card in the flowers........................................... .................
and said.............................................. ......................
Whos Helen!! (girl no.1)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ive gave the wrong bunches to the wrong girls!!!!!
So you can imagine the sceen,me in the car with girl no.2 whos got girl no.1`s flowers!!!!!
WTF can you do ehhhh????!!!!!!!!!!
Happy valentines Pete!!!!
Pete...
Originally Posted by DaveEscos
you think thats bad?
try having ONE married women on the burner
then add a SECOND married woman who gets on my commute coach to london
added they are good friends ... and are now contemplating a 3some!
but im seeing them both seperatley in secret
THEN add the 38 year old woman ive met who has a long term boyfriend who has now declared love
the said above coach married woman, has also declared love, and the fact she doesnt want a baby with her husband, who has now moved out for a few days
she now wants to divorce him and move me in
and this womans house is directly and i mean DIRECTLY opposite my Ex girlfriend of 4 years who i split up with 3 months ago
then add the 20year old blonde that works our admin on our desk at work who im taking out for the odd evening during the week
try sorting valentines out for that and explaining 4 cards and 4 presents away!
try having ONE married women on the burner
then add a SECOND married woman who gets on my commute coach to london
added they are good friends ... and are now contemplating a 3some!
but im seeing them both seperatley in secret
THEN add the 38 year old woman ive met who has a long term boyfriend who has now declared love
the said above coach married woman, has also declared love, and the fact she doesnt want a baby with her husband, who has now moved out for a few days
she now wants to divorce him and move me in
and this womans house is directly and i mean DIRECTLY opposite my Ex girlfriend of 4 years who i split up with 3 months ago
then add the 20year old blonde that works our admin on our desk at work who im taking out for the odd evening during the week
try sorting valentines out for that and explaining 4 cards and 4 presents away!
15-02-2005, 03:11 PM
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Dave,
The secret is that you buy all of them the EXACT same thing. This is what I did when I was in a smilar situation (when I was 21 and didn't know better
). I had to do this, as it was doing my head in trying to remember who got what / who I went to the cinema with to see what / who I talked to about what etc .
I got SO stressed by trying to carry on like that, that in the end I picked one of the three (the one that was a raving nympho and was up for anything - well I WAS young ). I was lucky as they didn't find out about each (thank God ), but I must admit I am not that proud of the thought of how that would have made them feel if they had - oh the follies of youth....
The secret is that you buy all of them the EXACT same thing. This is what I did when I was in a smilar situation (when I was 21 and didn't know better
). I had to do this, as it was doing my head in trying to remember who got what / who I went to the cinema with to see what / who I talked to about what etc .I got SO stressed by trying to carry on like that, that in the end I picked one of the three (the one that was a raving nympho and was up for anything
- well I WAS young ). I was lucky as they didn't find out about each (thank God ), but I must admit I am not that proud of the thought of how that would have made them feel if they had - oh the follies of youth....