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Old 16-08-2011, 12:36 PM
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Default FAO Mo with the buckled wheels and 600bhp rs turbo

Middlesex RSOC are having a rolling road day on the 27th August, its going to be featured in fast ford magazine.

I was going to go along with my nova, as I dont have a ford on the road at the moment (no tax/mot on the 3 door), just to make up numbers really and make sure the club filled all its spaces.
I would be quite happy to let Mo have my place instead though if he wants to put his car onto the rollers as so many people are interested in what sort of power it makes.
I've already paid for the space and im not bothered about having any money back, so he can have it FOC if he wants it.


Got any good excuses not to go to that one Mo?
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LOL...Well Done Chip.. I will contribute towards his petrol costs too.
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Bugger! That's a big old gauntlet
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LOL...Well Done Chip.. I will contribute towards his petrol costs too.

Thats very generous of you Dan.

I would imagine he will use about 40 quid in fuel doing brum to uxbridge and back, possibly 50 quid if he meets a veryon on the way and blasts up to 270mph to show it how slow it is.

So if a few people like yourself put a 5'er each in the pot, it would make it a very cheap or even a free day out for young mohamed.

The BBQ is even included, so he wont even need to buy food there, well unless he has a halal diet or something, but I think there will be a good salad bar with the BBQ anyway


This is the flyer for the event:


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Its too far for hime to drive too I bet he will say
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Nice try, but it won't happen I suspect.

The excuses will make good reading though I should imagine!
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Its too far for hime to drive too I bet he will say
How can it be too far if someone else is paying the petrol, its only about 100 miles, thats not even half an hour each way in Mo's car.
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Nice one chip!

Excuse Alert!!!!!!!
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Originally Posted by Chip
How can it be too far if someone else is paying the petrol, its only about 100 miles, thats not even half an hour each way in Mo's car.
I would love to be proved wrong and see his RS Turbwow make the power he claims he has
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People are actually willing to help this moron out with costs? Madness!
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if he cant make it I have trade plates and insurance so I could run it up there for him.
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Originally Posted by zetec-Sam
People are actually willing to help this moron out with costs? Madness!
sam there is no way on earth the silly little boy will go and its only a few quid and it would be great if he did actualyl show and get about 176bhp
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I personally believe his car WILL make quite decent power, I dont see how you can have a 16v 2 litre engine with well over a bar of boost from a large turbo blown through it and not end up with 300bhp+ really TBH

Would be interesting to see the actual figure though.

When I booked the day I didnt know what I would be doing at the time, and im actually meant to be down in somerset that weekend now, so its quite an inconvenience for me to take the nova all the way up to uxbridge and back for no good reason (it'll be on the rollers soon anyway for me to do more mapping so its not like I need a power run) so I thought it might be fun to give Mo the chance to proove all the doubters wrong.

I personally beleive he has a quick car, but just happens to be a total fucking cock, so I think he will surprise people if he does go by how much power he actually has as I think a lot of people on here think its under 250bhp and I dont beleive that it is.

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Old 16-08-2011, 01:05 PM
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Can I please send a mate along with his Lambo, would make an excellent grudge match on the rollers
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He jus needs to stop chatting poo and provide proof...and get to this rolling road
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Awesome!! I will contribute to petrol costs!
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To be fair to mo I've seen the graphs he had from his last rolling road session and i can the figures he's claiming is what he's got on the graph
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Originally Posted by Chip
I personally believe his car WILL make quite decent power, I dont see how you can have a 16v 2 litre engine with well over a bar of boost from a large turbo blown through it and not end up with 300bhp+ really TBH

Would be interesting to see the actual figure though.

When I booked the day I didnt know what I would be doing at the time, and im actually meant to be down in somerset that weekend now, so its quite an inconvenience for me to take the nova all the way up to uxbridge and back for no good reason (it'll be on the rollers soon anyway for me to do more mapping so its not like I need a power run) so I thought it might be fun to give Mo the chance to proove all the doubters wrong.

I personally beleive he has a quick car, but just happens to be a total fucking cock, so I think he will surprise people if he does go by how much power he actually has as I think a lot of people on here think its under 250bhp and I dont beleive that it is.
Agreed, it's a 300+ bhp car IMO. Zetecs have been known to go over 300bhp on standard heads and standard cams before a few times.
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Old 16-08-2011, 01:24 PM
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I don't doubt the power at all...he is just a cunt.
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Old 16-08-2011, 01:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Neil@FastFord
I don't doubt the power at all...he is just a cunt.
2nd that

I also dont doubt his power & it must be okay if he gives it that hard a time its taking it but he wont turn up he is a billy bullshitter
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Old 16-08-2011, 01:32 PM
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now now ... lets keep this civil please ...
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It is true though.

He has had some straight up advice and tips to calm down, behave a little and he would become accepted. Never listens, just says he is leaving and comes back a week later with another chapter from the same book. He is intent on trolling.
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Even i will bung a £5 in the fuel pot if Mo shows up

I don't know what will be the biggest shock for you all, me parting with money or Mo turning up lol

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Old 16-08-2011, 01:56 PM
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lol...fuck off!

You ony said it as you know it's a safe bet.

If you had to part with a fiver over this, it would be piss wet with tears by the time it left your hand.
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On a serious note, how stupid would people look it if he turned up with tricked out GT35 powered Zetec and gave the figures

Doubt it though
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what's stupid....people who doubt the power.

It will defo do good numbers, no question.
And it is a sensible spec, nothing to silly or too pikey from the ONE picture we see again and again.

But it could do 850bhp, it won't excuse the relentless cuntish posts, will it?
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Old 16-08-2011, 02:06 PM
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That's the joke man, it would be funny if he proved the figures. But it won't happen, ever!
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lol..shit joke...i expect him to make the right numbers, and he would.


There's no punchline there you bummer. I don't want proof of anything....just a few less "i wanked off a dog at 150mph while beating a Zonda" posts
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Oh well sorry ya hard please fuckwit

But on here, that'll never happen man, comments like that will always happen and you know it. Keyboard ninja away!
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Neil, if he has it on the rollers, we can do him a spreadsheet of power to weight ratios of his car and lots of other cars, and then he wont have to go and be a cunt all the time to try and find out what it might beat or not
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Originally Posted by Neil@FastFord
lol...fuck off!

You ony said it as you know it's a safe bet.

If you had to part with a fiver over this, it would be piss wet with tears by the time it left your hand.
Just think of the pic opportunity

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lol true....but inspite of the reasonable power Chip, on a previous thread where he ran his mouth and then came back with what was i believe EIGHT reasons why he can't run at the pod...he claimed that when he is eventually ready, he would expect a low 14sec run.....wowzers!
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Originally Posted by Neil@FastFord
There's no punchline there you bummer. I don't want proof of anything....just a few less "i wanked off a dog at 150mph while beating a Zonda" posts
Is someone jealous that they couldn't manage that one?
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Old 16-08-2011, 02:19 PM
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Originally Posted by cossie4i
Just think of the pic opportunity

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CAPTION- "Mo seemed confused over who was the biggest cunt...the unfeasibly tall fella, or him...judges awarded a landslide in his favour"


Right, dinners over...i'll check pissweak excuses later
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Originally Posted by Neil@FastFord
lol true....but inspite of the reasonable power Chip, on a previous thread where he ran his mouth and then came back with what was i believe EIGHT reasons why he can't run at the pod...he claimed that when he is eventually ready, he would expect a low 14sec run.....wowzers!
Neil, thats becase he is a cunt.

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tellin' me fuck all new here. :-/
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Originally Posted by Neil@FastFord
I don't doubt the power at all...he is just a cunt.

You fucknut, I just spat my coffee out all over my keyboard

Love your honesty
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Originally Posted by Chip
Middlesex RSOC are having a rolling road day on the 27th August, its going to be featured in fast ford magazine.

I have already paid £30 for his spot you can check that MO . Go for it Mo the first 800bhp RST will make front cover.
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I don't doubt the power at all...he is just a cunt.
....I don't want proof of anything....just a few less "i wanked off a dog at 150mph while beating a Zonda" posts
Mo seemed confused over who was the biggest cunt....
Neil, thats becase he is a cunt.

hope that helps
so fucking funny you lot like this in person? i feel sorry for anyone that you start having a go at no wonder mo doesnt go to any meets lol

this is gonna be atleast a 3 pager i reckon
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Can't wait for the Excuses....
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