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Old 07-02-2005, 03:49 PM
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Default Monday Humour for you all!

A man rushes home, bursts through the front door yelling to his wife "Pack your bags. I've won the lottery. All £10.000.000"
"Fantastic" his wife shreeks "Do I pack for the beach or the mountains?"
"Don't care!" Shouts the husband "Just fuck off!"

Husband and wife are driving home in a silent car after a row when they pass a farm. The wife spots some pigs in the field "Relatives of yours" she says with venom.
"Yep" the husband retorts "in-laws!"
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