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Old 15-02-2011, 02:23 PM
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Now first things first, this is not a bragging post. i have a few 'toys', a pushbike, a scooter, a sledge, a buss pass, and my mate owns his own a taxi business.

now the push bike isnt that quick, especially when my fat 18 stone frame is powering it, but when i get a croggy of my mate, it fucking shifts.

the scooter is the same, not to quick, becasue of my more than ample frame powering it, but the pussy love it, i get so much fanny when im out on the scooter, you wouldnt even believe it.

the sledge is a good toy as well, only powered by gravity, but when it snows, fuck me, it doesnt half shift.

the buss pass comes in handy, you cant beat cruising round in a bus, and you got the option of chatting up OAP's, with a blue rinse, on there way to get there pension

and finally, the taxi. some may see it at as a mode of transport for those on benefits, who cant afford a car, but i dont. i sit in the back, and pretend im a celebrity, and the driver, isnt a taxi driver, but my personal chauffeur


but my dilemma, even with all those different 'toys', with varying levels of power, i jsy keep coming back to my mondeo, and have no idea why ?


Few pics of my 'toys'

The Bike




The Scooter (The Females LOVE This Bad Boy)



The Sledge




The Bus



My Mates Taxi

Old 15-02-2011, 02:25 PM
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Love it

I agree the buss pass is a potent weapon, we have 2 cos the Misssus also has one. Imagine Phil with 2 AMG's .
Old 15-02-2011, 02:36 PM
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got myself an oyster card too,

and your proper living the dream in that taxi

fair play
Old 15-02-2011, 02:38 PM
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Im pi$$ed off with these look at me posts

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Old 15-02-2011, 02:45 PM
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I bet you can burn as many calories on that scooter as Phil gets though fuel in his M5.

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fpmsl. Where did you get this from.
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Will you be breaking the scooter? I could do with a new set of wheels cause ive buckled mine and cant find another set anywhere else.
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Originally Posted by Glenn.
Will you be breaking the scooter? I could do with a new set of wheels cause ive buckled mine and cant find another set anywhere else.
No chance, its my favorite toy, when im out on it, my pussy level goes through the roof.
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love it fiddy!!
nice one..

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Quality!
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FPMSL!!


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il get you buttler HAAAA
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FIDDY i actually laughed my arse of at this! good work ..... it isnt a bragging post either
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thats wkd mate haha
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youve got me and my lass is stitches mate quality
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Your a dark horse Fiddy, you never told me you had a sledge!
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Originally Posted by paul16v
Your a dark horse Fiddy, you never told me you had a sledge!
i wouldnt want people to get the wrong impression ginge, like i go flaunting my money in people's faces. im down to earth mate as you know, you have met me in person loads of times, and id like to think, money hasnt changed me
Old 15-02-2011, 05:33 PM
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Originally Posted by scottyrs
youve got me and my lass is stitches mate quality
im no comedy genuis scotty mate, thats Dave EsCos's job, but i have my moments
Old 15-02-2011, 07:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Fiddy
No chance, its my favorite toy, when im out on it, my pussy level goes through the roof.
What about your bike then i could make them fit somehow. If not ive got a jet ski motor that i could bolt to the back of the scooter and go to redcar of catch some waves.
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Properly funny!!!
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Originally Posted by cossie4i
Im pi$$ed off with these look at me posts

Steve
Me too ! Thats a fold up bike
Old 15-02-2011, 09:06 PM
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Old 15-02-2011, 09:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Glenn.
What about your bike then i could make them fit somehow. If not ive got a jet ski motor that i could bolt to the back of the scooter and go to redcar of catch some waves.
no, not selling my bike, scooter, or sledge. i will however, give you my mates taxi number, or borrow you my bus pass
Old 15-02-2011, 09:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Rax
Thats a fold up bike
i only buy the best
Old 15-02-2011, 10:05 PM
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fiddy you should try the euro spec lights the ones fit in the bumper edge look good on a black car like the american cars lol.
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Fucking hell not another ASW "look at all my treasures" post. I'm fed up with all you people with your posh toys rubbing us poor plebs noses in it. Anyway, it's not all about you as i have a few weapons of my own, in my heated asbestos garage i have a skateboard, a pogo stick and a space hopper so eat my shorts.
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Originally Posted by Fiddy
no, not selling my bike, scooter, or sledge. i will however, give you my mates taxi number, or borrow you my bus pass
Ok then looks like i will settle for your mates taxi. So whats his number. I hope its faster than a M5 bmw.
Old 16-02-2011, 11:09 AM
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Originally Posted by Glenn.
Ok then looks like i will settle for your mates taxi. So whats his number. I hope its faster than a M5 bmw.
Its high mileage, Turbo Diseasel Mondeo, of course it is
Old 16-02-2011, 06:55 PM
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I cant believe all the money you have and you wont even break your scootay for bits. Go on do me a favor. I will borrow you my canoe for the weekend.
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