Anyone on here a switch hitter? settle a debate
03-02-2005, 04:15 PM
#82
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the macc lads song "uncle nobby" reminds me of a geeza at the blackpool depot of the railway company i work for - he looks like a right royal kiddy fiddleing nonce 
03-02-2005, 04:19 PM
#85
Originally Posted by Graceland
the macc lads song "uncle nobby" reminds me of a geeza at the blackpool depot of the railway company i work for - he looks like a right royal kiddy fiddleing nonce
she bangs like a shithouse door when the plagues in town
but you can order lemonade when you are buying a round
she'll swap a knuckle shuffle for a note to get off games
funy as fook the macc lads!
03-02-2005, 04:21 PM
#87
Originally Posted by caprixpack
best band ever proper funny shame that most of their gigs were banned
03-02-2005, 04:21 PM
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pgt wrote:
once had head of a girl who said she had sucked over 80 cocks. she reckoned she could tell if you smoked by the taste icon_smokin.gif
the dirty cow - i wouldn't let her kiss me after admitting that
once had head of a girl who said she had sucked over 80 cocks. she reckoned she could tell if you smoked by the taste icon_smokin.gif
the dirty cow - i wouldn't let her kiss me after admitting that
03-02-2005, 04:22 PM
#89
Originally Posted by Graceland
that i believe is julie the schoolie and not uncle nobby
he was the one who stood in custard and let kids "play with his snake"
best line in that one "you have to promise not to tell your mummy...."
03-02-2005, 04:25 PM
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gone fishin' is funny
Macc. English Dictionary
GONE FISHIN'
ƒ F#m Bm Em G D A
I knew she had pox, when I looked for clean socks,
I found fingers under the bed,
And a couple of toes where the fungus grows on the pillow next to her head
Didn't need a detective to know she's infected
There's a greenish pus oozing out of her truss, I put on protective clothes,
I found some gout when I mucked her out and the smell got up my nose
She decomposes, but its good for the roses
The skin's got no pigment, I think its malignant
We've not shared a bed since we've been wed,
I'm gone fishing most of the time
Because my bride's a thalidomide, her legs don't open too wide
She never answers, I think she's got cancer
There's a growth on each cheek, and the discharge seeps
Through the mushrooms onto the sheets
The bedsores weep and the mucus reeks
And she hasn't washed-up for weeks
Haven't touched her in ages, but it might be contageous
She lies around rotting, when she should be out shopping
She lies there pining, when my shirt needs ironing
I'd rather catch sardines than ringworm and gangrene
She never answers, I think she's got cancer
She festers there with her ginger hair
You know that means she smells of baked beans
She's angling for an easy life, I'm angling for a ten pound pike
(I'd rather have kippers than what's in her knickers)
We've not shared a bed since we've been wed
But I'm not a nonce or a faggot
It wasn't her looks that got me hooked,
Its coz she breeds such a bloody good maggot
©1992 The Macc Lads
Macc. English Dictionary
GONE FISHIN'
ƒ F#m Bm Em G D A
I knew she had pox, when I looked for clean socks,
I found fingers under the bed,
And a couple of toes where the fungus grows on the pillow next to her head
Didn't need a detective to know she's infected
There's a greenish pus oozing out of her truss, I put on protective clothes,
I found some gout when I mucked her out and the smell got up my nose
She decomposes, but its good for the roses
The skin's got no pigment, I think its malignant
We've not shared a bed since we've been wed,
I'm gone fishing most of the time
Because my bride's a thalidomide, her legs don't open too wide
She never answers, I think she's got cancer
There's a growth on each cheek, and the discharge seeps
Through the mushrooms onto the sheets
The bedsores weep and the mucus reeks
And she hasn't washed-up for weeks
Haven't touched her in ages, but it might be contageous
She lies around rotting, when she should be out shopping
She lies there pining, when my shirt needs ironing
I'd rather catch sardines than ringworm and gangrene
She never answers, I think she's got cancer
She festers there with her ginger hair
You know that means she smells of baked beans
She's angling for an easy life, I'm angling for a ten pound pike
(I'd rather have kippers than what's in her knickers)
We've not shared a bed since we've been wed
But I'm not a nonce or a faggot
It wasn't her looks that got me hooked,
Its coz she breeds such a bloody good maggot
©1992 The Macc Lads
03-02-2005, 04:25 PM
#91
Team HOTHOT!
one of the best ones is "village idiot"
"it's 30 foot long and stinks of piss
theres sores and scabs all over it
its rude its wrinkled its veins are blue
its the thursday morning pension queue"
"it's 30 foot long and stinks of piss
theres sores and scabs all over it
its rude its wrinkled its veins are blue
its the thursday morning pension queue"
03-02-2005, 04:27 PM
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Cruiseboard they were the days
Your ex's are on there still chip but new names i think, must be hiding from you
Went on couple of weeks back for the first time in probs 2 years
Your ex's are on there still chip but new names i think, must be hiding from you
Went on couple of weeks back for the first time in probs 2 years
03-02-2005, 04:29 PM
#95
Ok then, as you are avid fans, name the songs:
"Looks round, blames the dog, its covered in a smelly fog"
"all the lads are cheering, get the fucking beer in"
"everybodys staring out at the garden at the steaming turd thats landed on the flags"
"he does spermy shits, leave white stains wherever he sits"
"i got my hand down her jeans and i nearly lost half my arm"
"Looks round, blames the dog, its covered in a smelly fog"
"all the lads are cheering, get the fucking beer in"
"everybodys staring out at the garden at the steaming turd thats landed on the flags"
"he does spermy shits, leave white stains wherever he sits"
"i got my hand down her jeans and i nearly lost half my arm"
03-02-2005, 04:30 PM
#96
Originally Posted by john
Cruiseboard they were the days
Your ex's are on there still chip but new names i think, must be hiding from you
Went on couple of weeks back for the first time in probs 2 years
Your ex's are on there still chip but new names i think, must be hiding from you
Went on couple of weeks back for the first time in probs 2 years
Every now and then cally registers for all the forums im on for a while to stalk me, she even followed me onto migweb (vauxhall site) despite owning an XR2, lol
Holly is on there still, but called "ebony" which is the name of her daughter (NOT by me)
03-02-2005, 04:31 PM
#97
Team HOTHOT!
"all the lads are cheering, get the fucking beer in"
"everybodys staring out at the garden at the steaming turd thats landed on the flags"
"he does spermy shits, leave white stains wherever he sits"
unsure of the other 2
03-02-2005, 04:33 PM
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Looks round, blames the dog, its covered in a smelly fog"
"all the lads are cheering, get the fucking beer in"
Barrels Round
"everybodys staring out at the garden at the steaming turd thats landed on the flags"
Dans Big Log
"he does spermy shits, leave white stains wherever he sits"
Now Hes A POOF
"i got my hand down her jeans and i nearly lost half my arm"
Charlotte
"all the lads are cheering, get the fucking beer in"
Barrels Round
"everybodys staring out at the garden at the steaming turd thats landed on the flags"
Dans Big Log
"he does spermy shits, leave white stains wherever he sits"
Now Hes A POOF
"i got my hand down her jeans and i nearly lost half my arm"
Charlotte
03-02-2005, 04:34 PM
#100
Team HOTHOT!
Originally Posted by john
you going to "cruisefest" on saturday in doncastor?
Ami fuk
Nought to do with them tossers
Or cruising unless it is by a school
03-02-2005, 04:35 PM
#103
Team HOTHOT!
i wer close - 3 out of 5 aint bad, considering last time i listened to their stuff was about a year ago - oh the memories
swetty betty - foooooook yeh
swetty betty - foooooook yeh
04-02-2005, 09:11 AM
#115
Somehow it seems so much sicker the thought of someone older picking up a 16 year old boy and buggering him.
Ive no idea why i have that double standard as ive frequently buggered 16 year old girls, including in their uniforms.
Ive no idea why i have that double standard as ive frequently buggered 16 year old girls, including in their uniforms.
04-02-2005, 10:08 AM
#116
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lol
it doesn't seem any different to me!
Only thing I wonder about is that most men seem to fantasise about doing girls up the ass and then say its sick if a bloke does another bloke in the same way!
Whats the difference, after all, BROWN IS BROWN!
it doesn't seem any different to me!
Only thing I wonder about is that most men seem to fantasise about doing girls up the ass and then say its sick if a bloke does another bloke in the same way!
Whats the difference, after all, BROWN IS BROWN!
04-02-2005, 10:18 AM
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Re: Anyone on here a switch hitter? settle a debate
Originally Posted by chip-3door
Anyone on here a switch hitter and able to comment on the relative merits of blokes and birds giving you head to settle the argument?
04-02-2005, 10:23 AM
#119
Re: Anyone on here a switch hitter? settle a debate
Originally Posted by Andreas
Originally Posted by chip-3door
Anyone on here a switch hitter and able to comment on the relative merits of blokes and birds giving you head to settle the argument?
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