Anyone on here a switch hitter? settle a debate
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Paul,
Just noticed your website link, never realised you were building a lo-cost mate
Well, I say building..........more like started and then fucked it off by the look of the diary on there
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Paul,
Just noticed your website link, never realised you were building a lo-cost mate
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Chip,
As an experienced receiver of blow-jobs from females (I guess?
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As an experienced receiver of blow-jobs from females (I guess?
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Originally Posted by CapriSean
Ian, that's accurate, he sold it as a project chap.
Paul now works on the trains - nuff said
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ian - the locost went ages since, buy XR_Craig's dad, phil, has bought it - so its gonna be finished
went as a rolling chassis with engine and runninggear fitted too
and less of the gay trains sean - or i'll bumrape ya into next week
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and less of the gay trains sean - or i'll bumrape ya into next week
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Graceland, fair enough mate, at least you are guarenteed with any partner that at least they take it up the arse which us straight guys cant be so sure of (well you can if you practice what i like to call "forced love")
Are you the same geezer i met up at a cruise somewhere like Derby about 4 years ago?
Cant imagine there being too many people with that name on the net.
Monkeymark was there too, if you dont know who that is then im obviously talking to the wrong person!
Are you the same geezer i met up at a cruise somewhere like Derby about 4 years ago?
Cant imagine there being too many people with that name on the net.
Monkeymark was there too, if you dont know who that is then im obviously talking to the wrong person!
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chip - that was me ya met yes m8 - god that was aaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggeeeeeees ago, and moneyboy mark stacked his supra at the beginning of 2004 in that bit of snow - but it's been rebuilt and is mega shiny - got some pics somewhere, will talk to ya on msn m8
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Originally Posted by chip-3door
Graceland, fair enough mate, at least you are guarenteed with any partner that at least they take it up the arse which us straight guys cant be so sure of (well you can if you practice what i like to call "forced love")
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Are you the same geezer i met up at a cruise somewhere like Derby about 4 years ago?
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oi, dont go winking at me pretty boy
my msn is:
chip@miniracing.co.uk
but i can only get on it in the evening, the network here doesnt allow me on it.
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my msn is:
chip@miniracing.co.uk
but i can only get on it in the evening, the network here doesnt allow me on it.
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have added ya to msn m8 - will talk to ya this evening for sure
should be amusing, and i dunno why ian is winkin at ya, but if the rumors are true
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Originally Posted by Graceland
have added ya to msn m8 - will talk to ya this evening for sure
should be amusing, and i dunno why ian is winkin at ya, but if the rumors are true ![007](https://passionford.com/forum/images/smilies/bond.gif)
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Graceland, glad you realised i meant Ian, cause i certainly dont think that you are pretty you ugly cunt.
I look forward to a trip down memory lane (but not up cholocate alley) later then mate, small fooking world this one!
I look forward to a trip down memory lane (but not up cholocate alley) later then mate, small fooking world this one!
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you aint getting no chocolove from me - i hate that shit (pardon the pun) - that place is for exits only
ian - stop trying to flatter me, or i'll tell everyone about your secret affair with a sheep that has 2 arses and comes from the field next to the sellafield nuclaer power station
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ian - stop trying to flatter me, or i'll tell everyone about your secret affair with a sheep that has 2 arses and comes from the field next to the sellafield nuclaer power station
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Originally Posted by Graceland
you aint getting no chocolove from me - i hate that shit (pardon the pun) - that place is for exits only
ian - stop trying to flatter me, or i'll tell everyone about your secret affair with a sheep that has 2 arses and comes from the field next to the sellafield nuclaer power station
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ian - stop trying to flatter me, or i'll tell everyone about your secret affair with a sheep that has 2 arses and comes from the field next to the sellafield nuclaer power station
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i thought her name was dorris?
chip - its a long story, but i'll cut it short by saying i find it painful to take a shit, let alone have someone force one up me, and the thought of sticking my tail into a messy poohole really is
maybe one day when i'm good and ready -but i don't fancy a splitass just yet
chip - its a long story, but i'll cut it short by saying i find it painful to take a shit, let alone have someone force one up me, and the thought of sticking my tail into a messy poohole really is
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maybe one day when i'm good and ready -but i don't fancy a splitass just yet
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Originally Posted by Graceland
she mustof been getting slack to change to one with 2 arses
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you crack me up you 2 , you really do
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chip - should be entertaining talking to you on msn m8, plenty to talk about from the 4 years past (god i cant remember actually talking to you tho - but i'm sure its less than 4 years, possibly 3 yeaers)
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Originally Posted by chip-3door
Alex, are you a "turn the lights out and dont worry about who is doing it so long as it feels good" kind of guy then?
CLASSIC!
Nah chip, I prefer to watch
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Chip your on top form today!
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cheeky cooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooont
i'm shit when it comes to remembering faces - even at work, theres just some faces that i cant remember and i keep asking them for tickets and they get irate and annoyed - some of them find it hillarious and we have a joke about it. lmao
i'm shit when it comes to remembering faces - even at work, theres just some faces that i cant remember and i keep asking them for tickets and they get irate and annoyed - some of them find it hillarious and we have a joke about it. lmao
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once had head of a girl who said she had sucked over 80 cocks. she reckoned she could tell if you smoked by the taste
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ahhhhhhhhhhhhh chip - NOW i recognise you - why didnt you say that you used to be a regular on cruiseboard
and your bird looks like daniella westbrook
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and your bird looks like daniella westbrook
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the dirty cow - i wouldn't let her kiss me after admitting that
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Ah yeah, should of mentioned i was a Mod on CB, LOL
she's ex bird now though, lol, she was on CB as well as Cally.
(shame actually, only bird ive ever really loved to be honest, pretty gutting for me not being with her, but have entertained myself pretty well since i guess)
Like for example I also lived with holly off CB for a while too.
she's ex bird now though, lol, she was on CB as well as Cally.
(shame actually, only bird ive ever really loved to be honest, pretty gutting for me not being with her, but have entertained myself pretty well since i guess)
Like for example I also lived with holly off CB for a while too.
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its all coming back now - you were the CB manwhore
whatever happened to the regulars from that place?
and to be honest - it should of clicked when you said monkey mark aswell, he's an old timer on there like me
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whatever happened to the regulars from that place?
and to be honest - it should of clicked when you said monkey mark aswell, he's an old timer on there like me
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LOL @ manwhore, but you gotta admit, at least i have good taste in birds even if i dont share your taste in men, LOL
I never pulled either of them on CB though, i knew them in real life first, tehy only started using CB after they fucked me, not the other way round.
Its dead now.
cossie_john on there is "john" on here though, and timrud on here was timrud n there too, if those names ring a bell?
think clare on here used to use it as "mktart" as well IIRC
as i said, small world!
I never pulled either of them on CB though, i knew them in real life first, tehy only started using CB after they fucked me, not the other way round.
Its dead now.
cossie_john on there is "john" on here though, and timrud on here was timrud n there too, if those names ring a bell?
think clare on here used to use it as "mktart" as well IIRC
as i said, small world!
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switch hitter lol here are some more
Tunnel tester, orifice officer, sausage jockey, pillow biter, uphill gardener, rear admiral,
Brown hatter, shirtlifter, anal adjuster, rectum rifler, turd burglar, arse bandit
taken from the song Now Hes A Poof by the Macc Lads
http://www.macclads.co.uk/hectic_hou...lpha/poof.html
Tunnel tester, orifice officer, sausage jockey, pillow biter, uphill gardener, rear admiral,
Brown hatter, shirtlifter, anal adjuster, rectum rifler, turd burglar, arse bandit
taken from the song Now Hes A Poof by the Macc Lads
http://www.macclads.co.uk/hectic_hou...lpha/poof.html
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Originally Posted by caprixpack
switch hitter lol here are some more
Tunnel tester, orifice officer, sausage jockey, pillow biter, uphill gardener, rear admiral,
Brown hatter, shirtlifter, anal adjuster, rectum rifler, turd burglar, arse bandit
taken from the song Now Hes A Poof by the Macc Lads
http://www.macclads.co.uk/hectic_hou...lpha/poof.html
Tunnel tester, orifice officer, sausage jockey, pillow biter, uphill gardener, rear admiral,
Brown hatter, shirtlifter, anal adjuster, rectum rifler, turd burglar, arse bandit
taken from the song Now Hes A Poof by the Macc Lads
http://www.macclads.co.uk/hectic_hou...lpha/poof.html
yeh, cheers for that
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