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Old Jan 30, 2005 | 06:25 PM
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Dear Technical Support
18 months ago I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinkingmates 4.2, which I
had used for years without any trouble. However, there are apparently
conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and
run GirlFriend 1.0 with the sound turned off. To make matters worse,
GirlFriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other applications, such as
Ladsnightout 3.1, Football 4.5 and Playboy 6.9.
Successive versions of GirlFriend proved no better. I tried a shareware
program, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and left a virus in my system,
forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks.
Eventually, I tried to run GirlFriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same
time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other, they
caused severe damage to hard ware.
I eventually upgraded further to Fiancee 1.0, only to discover that this
product soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0 tends to
use up all my available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSexPlus and CleanHouse2003.
Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be very
unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made automatically stored in
Wife1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They then resurfaced months later
when I had forgotten about them. Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary,
Explorer and E-Mail Filter, and can without warning, launch TurboStrop and
Whinge. These latter products have no help files, and I have to try to guess
what the problem is. Additional problems are that wife 1.0 needs updating
regularly, requiring ShoeShopBrowser for new attachments and
HairstyleExpress which needs to be reinstalled every other week.. Wife1.0
also spawns unwelcome child processes that drain my resources. These
conflict with some of the new games I wanted to try out, warning me that
they are an illegal operation. Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my
Audi TT hard drive, it often crashes. Wife1.0 also comes with an irritating
pop-up called MotherInLaw, which can't be turned off.
Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress2003, but there could be
problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that Wife 1.0 detects
Mistress2003, it tends to delete all of your Money before uninstalling
itself.
Any ideas?
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Old Jan 30, 2005 | 06:56 PM
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FPMSL its funny cause its true
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Old Jan 30, 2005 | 07:29 PM
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PMSL Quality!!
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