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Very sad day, the funeral will be held next week at Norfolk crematorium, 11am, gasmark 6, for 3 hours.
26-11-2010, 06:47 PM
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that's knocked the stuffing out of me
26-11-2010, 06:49 PM
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26-11-2010, 06:51 PM
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26-11-2010, 06:55 PM
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he had a plucking good time though, and always loved a bird with a big booty
26-11-2010, 07:01 PM
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I bet he'll have an expensive funeral though, horse drawn hearse, loads of wreaths, plenty of mourners, all the trimmings!
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Someone's going to get a roasting over this..
26-11-2010, 07:03 PM
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To be honest, it's a bit unfair to be making jokes about a dead man. Poor bastard will be twizzling in his grave!
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Im sure he will be sent some bootiful wreaths
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drum roll please!
Thats not even a proper joke
your just winging it!
26-11-2010, 09:04 PM
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Was a drug addiction that killed him, he should have quit years ago and just gone cold turkey.
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Rumour has it that James Blunt will perform at Bernard Matthews funeral.
Details are currently unclear about which song he'll sing.
Bernard Matthews 1930-2010
Rest in peas.....and gravy.......and stuffing.
You cunt
The turkey.
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26-11-2010, 10:27 PM
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Now the cunt can stop moaning about the banner on the back of our unit. Glad we didn't abide by the councils requests to take it down now.
27-11-2010, 11:01 AM
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Yeah,but let's just wish his family all the breast for the future!!
27-11-2010, 11:14 AM
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The Turkeys were going to go to the funeral to see the old fella off,
27-11-2010, 12:11 PM
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Now the cunt can stop moaning about the banner on the back of our unit. Glad we didn't abide by the councils requests to take it down now.
so it was xian, in the chicken coop, with the banner?
27-11-2010, 12:41 PM
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The funeral will be held next week at Norfolk crematorium, 11am, gasmark 6 for 3 hours....
27-11-2010, 12:44 PM
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The funeral will be held next week at Norfolk crematorium, 11am, gasmark 6 for 3 hours....
Repost of post #2 of this very thread!! LOL.
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Very sad day, the funeral will be held next week at Norfolk crematorium, 11am, gasmark 6, for 3 hours.
27-11-2010, 01:09 PM
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Repost of post #2 of this very thread!! LOL.
Meh
couldn't be arsed to read it all so just typed the joke I got via text
27-11-2010, 03:10 PM
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BBC News "Tuirkey King Bernard Mathews Dies"
27-11-2010, 03:12 PM
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Good first post bro!
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27-11-2010, 05:21 PM
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Shhhhh go round and see his wife, they say she gives a good gobble
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What the fuck!? "bro"!!!
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Shouldn't laugh but some of these replies have me in tears.
29-11-2010, 06:49 PM
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26-11-2010, 09:22 PM
couldn't be arsed to read it all so just typed the joke I got via text 
