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Old Jan 28, 2005 | 11:29 AM
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Would you be one (lads)? Loads of money and you have g-string on all the time dancing for the girls
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Old Jan 28, 2005 | 11:31 AM
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yes as long as it was only girls i was dancing for and not a bunch of homo's
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Old Jan 28, 2005 | 11:46 AM
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Originally Posted by CabrioTurbo
yes as long as it was only girls i was dancing for and not a bunch of homo's
Spot on !!!
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Old Jan 28, 2005 | 12:03 PM
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Check my hairy ass shakin it with a g string
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Old Jan 28, 2005 | 12:06 PM
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Hell yeah, doubt the club would ever be busy though
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Old Jan 28, 2005 | 01:31 PM
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Likewise, if i was a table dancer i would do a better job of emptying the club than a fire alarm
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Old Jan 28, 2005 | 01:33 PM
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Likewise, if i was a table dancer i would do a better job of emptying the club than a fire alarm
Oh i dunno chip, id pay
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Old Jan 28, 2005 | 01:34 PM
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Cant see them paying a lot for my skinny arse!
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Old Jan 28, 2005 | 01:43 PM
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Rach, you can have it free any time you want love
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Old Jan 28, 2005 | 02:03 PM
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oi, im copy n pasting that!
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Old Jan 28, 2005 | 02:08 PM
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By having "it" when ever you want i of course mean me beating you about a bit, cutting your clothes off with a rusty stanley blade and then brutally raping you
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Old Jan 28, 2005 | 02:08 PM
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wouldnt give a flying fuck if it was gays, as long as they couldnt touch too much and the pay was good. I'd deffo do it
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Old Jan 28, 2005 | 02:13 PM
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havnt got the guts,, or bod for that
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Old Jan 28, 2005 | 02:13 PM
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Originally Posted by chip-3door
By having "it" when ever you want i of course mean me beating you about a bit, cutting your clothes off with a rusty stanley blade and then brutally raping you
oi its good to have ya back babe.....
for a minute i was getting worried you were going soft!!!
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Old Jan 28, 2005 | 02:16 PM
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You really do need to just shut the fuck up rach and deep throat me till you puke.
Preferably while you are sat on a urinal in the gents toilet of a nightclub.
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Old Jan 28, 2005 | 02:28 PM
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in a weird sick way, i do miss you!!!
lolol
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Old Jan 28, 2005 | 02:32 PM
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Well my number is 07949 190766 still

If you fancy an evening of being beaten and raped just call
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Old Jan 28, 2005 | 02:32 PM
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Originally Posted by chip-3door
You really do need to just shut the fuck up rach and deep throat me till you puke.
Preferably while you are sat on a urinal in the gents toilet of a nightclub.
you must know her so well
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Old Jan 28, 2005 | 02:33 PM
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if im ever in the neighbour chip, ill give you a shout!!!
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Old Jan 28, 2005 | 02:34 PM
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Rach, im back working at toyota as a technical consultant again at the moment, which means im up here anyway, so no need to make a trip anywhere, just hide the kids in a room with ear muffs on so they dont hear you crying and ill do a house call.
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Old Jan 28, 2005 | 02:39 PM
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How could i resist that!
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Old Jan 28, 2005 | 02:45 PM
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I dunno how, but you'd better try and resist, cause its no fun at all raping someone if they dont try and struggle a bit.
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Old Jan 28, 2005 | 02:49 PM
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Your a sick fucker, its great....


you must know her so well
dont you start, drayton wannabe!

and lou, if i said you had a lovely body, would you hold it against me
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Old Jan 28, 2005 | 02:53 PM
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Pah, talk is cheap you slut, I think you need to be arranging to meet me and put your money where your mouth is.
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Old Jan 28, 2005 | 03:08 PM
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lol
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Old Jan 28, 2005 | 04:14 PM
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Originally Posted by MissT16
Your a sick fucker, its great....




and lou, if i said you had a lovely body, would you hold it against me
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