buy me a car........WTF?!
08-11-2010, 09:05 AM
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buy me a car........WTF?!
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Get a job springs to mind lol
08-11-2010, 09:08 AM
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I don't get what she wants people to do. Who ever wins the bidding just pays her the money? I wonder if she's gonna bid it up
08-11-2010, 09:14 AM
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Surely she needs to be putting, "I really enjoy driving naked and I will send pics of me enjoying my new car to the winning bidder" or something like that to increase her chances?
08-11-2010, 09:24 AM
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Surely she needs to be putting, "I really enjoy driving naked and I will send pics of me enjoying my new car to the winning bidder" or something like that to increase her chances?
LOL! chip, i think you should "ask her a question" and send in your suggestions!
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08-11-2010, 09:27 AM
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She'd have to offer more than pics. Some desperados will still donate though I'm sure.
08-11-2010, 09:27 AM
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well she must be clean the going rate for a whore down this way is Ł40... or Ł50 for sucky and anal
08-11-2010, 09:37 AM
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worth a pm to get her astra off her for a tenner n profit it out
that is if the listing can be beleved in the slightest
08-11-2010, 10:01 AM
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08-11-2010, 10:07 AM
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bet she gets a good amount for a car from the wealthy people
08-11-2010, 10:23 AM
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bet she gets a good amount for a car from the wealthy people
I cant see why anyone wealthy would want to give her a load of cash TBH
08-11-2010, 10:25 AM
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Dizzy cow can jog on! Get a job you bum!
08-11-2010, 10:30 AM
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sent her a message telling her to stop scrounging
08-11-2010, 10:34 AM
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reported as a begging letter, lol
08-11-2010, 10:40 AM
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But she's OK to buy her kids Ralph Lauren & Hackett clothes. Skanky cunt. I can already imagine what she is like.
08-11-2010, 10:46 AM
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AFPMSL. What the fuck are you thinking? So, not content with sponging honest tax-payers money in benefits, you thought you'd come on here and have another go? If you can afford to put your kids in Ralph Lauren and Hackett clothes, then you clearly aren't that hard up. Haven't you got a lap-dancing club close by where you can get some 'casual work with hours to suit'??
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08-11-2010, 10:47 AM
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I've just sent her a rather pleasant message, in keeping with my usual tact.
08-11-2010, 10:49 AM
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I've just sent her a rather pleasant message, in keeping with my usual tact.
Knew we could rely on you, can't you post the message??
08-11-2010, 10:51 AM
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08-11-2010, 10:54 AM
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Who has the balls to bid Ł10,000,000??
08-11-2010, 10:54 AM
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On 08-Nov-10 at 10:01:32 GMT, seller added the following information:
please please bid this is all i want this christmas
Oh is that "all" you want for xmas, just someone to buy you a new car?
Can she not ask some of the possible fathers of her wretched children to club together and buy her one, she could always fuck them all again as thanks or something?
08-11-2010, 10:56 AM
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Ive already tried the perv angle and she seems a bit dense to pick up on it!! Shes quick to reply mind, spose kids are at school.
08-11-2010, 10:57 AM
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Ask her for some pictures of herself in the pirate outfit she bought but with her tits out?
08-11-2010, 10:57 AM
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On the plus side at least she has been buying stuff like maths books, so better than a lot of the chavvy single mums out there!
08-11-2010, 10:59 AM
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Brilliant. It's even better to see that there's 9 days left of potential abuse time
Looks like a proper bike anyway
08-11-2010, 11:00 AM
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I'm surprised she was adding comments at 10.00am, it's right when Jeremy Kyle is on.
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well its up to Ł72. think i might make a fake bay account.
08-11-2010, 11:14 AM
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On the plus side at least she has been buying stuff like maths books, so better than a lot of the chavvy single mums out there!
that so she can work out the benefits she gets
08-11-2010, 11:18 AM
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that so she can work out the benefits she gets
08-11-2010, 11:18 AM
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It's been removed.
Didn't take long.
08-11-2010, 11:23 AM
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I've just sent her a rather pleasant message, in keeping with my usual tact.
Post it up
08-11-2010, 11:27 AM
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PMSL @ the response this thread has got!
didn't expect it! good work lads! loving the emails sent to her lol!
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08-11-2010, 11:29 AM
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It's been removed.
My report worked then
08-11-2010, 11:30 AM
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Dear christianbeccy,
thanks for your reply i love people who judge without knowing a thing about someone all the best with your sale
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She didn't take it quite as badly as I hoped. Oh well, it's academic now.
08-11-2010, 11:31 AM
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i want to know what you said dave, post it up
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My report worked then
....and mine.
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Listing Policy Breaches > Listing policy breaches (improper keywords, outside links etc.) > No item offered for sale > Invisible or intangible item
Item Numbers(s):
270660479372
Message: Seller wants someone to buy her a car. What a joke. She should be banned from Ebay for this.
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08-11-2010, 11:37 AM
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I took a screenprint but no picture uploaders are allowed through the company firewall.
A screenprint is a lot funnier than just copying the text.
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