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Old 08-11-2010, 09:05 AM
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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/buy-me-car-/27...item3f049f298c

good luck to her lol

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Get a job springs to mind lol
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I don't get what she wants people to do. Who ever wins the bidding just pays her the money? I wonder if she's gonna bid it up
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Surely she needs to be putting, "I really enjoy driving naked and I will send pics of me enjoying my new car to the winning bidder" or something like that to increase her chances?
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Originally Posted by Chip
Surely she needs to be putting, "I really enjoy driving naked and I will send pics of me enjoying my new car to the winning bidder" or something like that to increase her chances?
LOL! chip, i think you should "ask her a question" and send in your suggestions!

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Old 08-11-2010, 09:27 AM
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She'd have to offer more than pics. Some desperados will still donate though I'm sure.
Old 08-11-2010, 09:27 AM
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well she must be clean the going rate for a whore down this way is Ł40... or Ł50 for sucky and anal

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Old 08-11-2010, 09:37 AM
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worth a pm to get her astra off her for a tenner n profit it out


that is if the listing can be beleved in the slightest
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bet she gets a good amount for a car from the wealthy people
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Originally Posted by Roosie
bet she gets a good amount for a car from the wealthy people
I cant see why anyone wealthy would want to give her a load of cash TBH
Old 08-11-2010, 10:25 AM
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Dizzy cow can jog on! Get a job you bum!
Old 08-11-2010, 10:30 AM
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sent her a message telling her to stop scrounging
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reported as a begging letter, lol
Old 08-11-2010, 10:40 AM
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But she's OK to buy her kids Ralph Lauren & Hackett clothes. Skanky cunt. I can already imagine what she is like.
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Dear ray5813122,

AFPMSL. What the fuck are you thinking? So, not content with sponging honest tax-payers money in benefits, you thought you'd come on here and have another go? If you can afford to put your kids in Ralph Lauren and Hackett clothes, then you clearly aren't that hard up. Haven't you got a lap-dancing club close by where you can get some 'casual work with hours to suit'??


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I've just sent her a rather pleasant message, in keeping with my usual tact.
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Originally Posted by DaveEscos
I've just sent her a rather pleasant message, in keeping with my usual tact.
Knew we could rely on you, can't you post the message??
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Originally Posted by Christian and Beccy
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Who has the balls to bid Ł10,000,000??
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I love this bit

On 08-Nov-10 at 10:01:32 GMT, seller added the following information:

please please bid this is all i want this christmas
Oh is that "all" you want for xmas, just someone to buy you a new car?





Can she not ask some of the possible fathers of her wretched children to club together and buy her one, she could always fuck them all again as thanks or something?
Old 08-11-2010, 10:56 AM
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Ive already tried the perv angle and she seems a bit dense to pick up on it!! Shes quick to reply mind, spose kids are at school.
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Ask her for some pictures of herself in the pirate outfit she bought but with her tits out?
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Ps

On the plus side at least she has been buying stuff like maths books, so better than a lot of the chavvy single mums out there!
Old 08-11-2010, 10:59 AM
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Brilliant. It's even better to see that there's 9 days left of potential abuse time

Looks like a proper bike anyway
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I'm surprised she was adding comments at 10.00am, it's right when Jeremy Kyle is on.
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Manufacturer: Bentley, aim high
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well its up to Ł72. think i might make a fake bay account.
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Originally Posted by Chip
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On the plus side at least she has been buying stuff like maths books, so better than a lot of the chavvy single mums out there!

that so she can work out the benefits she gets
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Originally Posted by Roosie
that so she can work out the benefits she gets
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It's been removed.

Didn't take long.
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Originally Posted by DaveEscos
I've just sent her a rather pleasant message, in keeping with my usual tact.
Post it up
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PMSL @ the response this thread has got!

didn't expect it! good work lads! loving the emails sent to her lol!



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Originally Posted by Christian and Beccy
It's been removed.
My report worked then
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Dear christianbeccy,

thanks for your reply i love people who judge without knowing a thing about someone all the best with your sale


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She didn't take it quite as badly as I hoped. Oh well, it's academic now.
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i want to know what you said dave, post it up
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Originally Posted by Chip
My report worked then
....and mine.

Listing Policy Breaches > Listing policy breaches (improper keywords, outside links etc.) > No item offered for sale > Invisible or intangible item

Item Numbers(s):
270660479372

Message: Seller wants someone to buy her a car. What a joke. She should be banned from Ebay for this.
Old 08-11-2010, 11:36 AM
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I hope you Hitler's are happy with yourselves. Poor lass
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I took a screenprint but no picture uploaders are allowed through the company firewall.


A screenprint is a lot funnier than just copying the text.

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Can you email it to me?


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