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Old 30-10-2010, 04:21 PM
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topping cossy up with oil today,someone came over yakking,dropped bonnet forgetting to put oil cap on,one hard run later,oil all over engine and timing belt so looks like a new belt,only put one on it 1500 miles ago.

arr well at least i noticed before engine went pop
Old 30-10-2010, 04:23 PM
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did that with the expansion tank cap on a Golf my ex had, fucking steam and water everywhere, and never did find the cap
Old 30-10-2010, 04:23 PM
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oops could have been worse
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you were lucky mate
Old 30-10-2010, 04:24 PM
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You dickhead
Old 30-10-2010, 04:25 PM
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DOH moment.

oh well good excuse for a proper cleaning mate
Old 30-10-2010, 04:29 PM
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i no i was lucky,at least a belt is cheaper than a rebuild
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Suprised you never bummed the cap back in.
Old 30-10-2010, 04:35 PM
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god you must have bummed it hard to put oil all over it
Old 30-10-2010, 04:43 PM
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I drove to Ford Fair once after forgetting to put the cap back on

Good job i drove gently but still had oil all over the place

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Old 30-10-2010, 04:44 PM
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get a pic up of the mess so we can all have a giggle lol
Old 30-10-2010, 04:53 PM
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Your a soft cunt mellor! ffs!
Old 30-10-2010, 05:08 PM
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done exactly the same thing, mate pulled up started chatting at the petrol station before departing to santa pod , bonnet went down n off i went for fooking ages , nearly to pod from southend at 80 mph the whole way .......dickhead - found cap , new oil , been ok afaik

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Old 30-10-2010, 05:08 PM
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I did this before in one of my old runabouts. Even the fact it absolutely stunk of oil (both inside the car and in the close vicinity outside) didn't even jog my memory on

Least you noticed before it was too late though !!
Old 30-10-2010, 05:14 PM
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pics or bull s**t
Old 30-10-2010, 05:15 PM
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F*ck sakes Kosman, you douchebag!
Old 30-10-2010, 05:18 PM
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*kosman oiled up for a good bumming*
Old 30-10-2010, 05:27 PM
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my mate did the same on his cossie and it was on the way to swap the car for a ducati,
the engine bay was covered in oil. you couldve eaten your dinner off the engine before it happened lol
Old 30-10-2010, 05:47 PM
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You tool, why not just steam clean the belt instead of changing?
Old 30-10-2010, 05:49 PM
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Originally Posted by GTi-R23
did that with the expansion tank cap on a Golf my ex had, fucking steam and water everywhere, and never did find the cap
i doen that on the way to ford fairvthis year lol, luckily the cap was still on the battery tho, only noticed when i stopped for munchies and saw water pouring out from underneath but you live and learn i guess
Old 30-10-2010, 05:52 PM
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we need tags for this lol
Old 30-10-2010, 06:02 PM
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Jesus man you sausage jockey

What you up 2 tomorrow apart from cleaning oil from the saff
Im racing at buxton
Old 30-10-2010, 06:14 PM
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this thread needs tags
Old 30-10-2010, 06:19 PM
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The guy did the exact same prior to me viewing his saff, met up with him , he pops the bonnet and theres oil everywhere Not the exact thing you want to do when trying to sell your cossie
Old 30-10-2010, 06:42 PM
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very lucky you found out before it cost you a rebuild.
Old 30-10-2010, 07:07 PM
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You mong... you need bummed for that!

At least no damage done
Old 30-10-2010, 07:43 PM
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bloke from essex with concours white 3dr did that once, he drove 50 miles to South Mimms to meet the rest of us on way to a show, we nicked the paper towed out the services and had about 10 of trying to clean the bulk of it off
Old 30-10-2010, 07:58 PM
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ive jizered it all off,dont have pics like,i didnt know i could wash the belt vroomphsst not that well up on cars,i was gutted thought id blown it
Old 30-10-2010, 08:11 PM
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i wouldnt just wash the belt oil damages some types of rubber, a cambelt being one of them
you were lucky tho mate of mine did this and the oil set alight on the exhaust manifold he managed to put it out before any major damage was done tho fortunatley
Old 30-10-2010, 08:12 PM
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i done exactly the same thing and ended up losing my nice shiny chrome cosworth filler cap!
peck head!! had to go and by a standard one to replace it with!!
Old 31-10-2010, 11:05 AM
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you fookin comic.
Old 31-10-2010, 11:53 AM
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Don't know what to say to you about that tbh Kosman!
Tell you what, hows about I look after the Cossie for you, as you can't, and you can have the 1600S, because that pisses oil out everwhere anyway, so you won't notice the difference!!?

Only joking with you bud
Old 31-10-2010, 11:56 AM
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school boy error mate, you need to bum yourself for that one
Old 31-10-2010, 04:26 PM
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ha i nearly fooked the owd girl ha,your on ben,owd escort be a dam sight cheaper to run than cossy power
Old 31-10-2010, 04:39 PM
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Grand job meowd, ill bob round and pick keys up tomorrow! Any chance of your wagon too?!
Old 31-10-2010, 05:45 PM
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keeping that owd girl kid,she's most reliable vehicle i got
Old 31-10-2010, 08:03 PM
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Haha only want it for them horns owd!
Old 31-10-2010, 08:21 PM
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I did this on my second saff the day after i bought it

THen the next day i smelt smoke and assumed it was burning off more of the oil, one round about later i realised the whole engine bay was on fire not oil related tho. ARSE.
Old 31-10-2010, 09:41 PM
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them horns are sweet ha

its a gutting feeling,saw all oil and thought she'd expired
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bummmer................


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