I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in to buy a package of condoms. There was a beautiful woman behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it. She handed me the package and asked, if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, "No."
So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still looked confused. So she looked all around the store. It was empty. She said, "Just a minute," and walked to the door, and locked it. Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. She asked, "Do these excite you?"
Well, I was so dumbstruck that all I could do was nod my head. She then said, it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and laid down on a desk.
"Well, come on," she said, "we don't have much time." So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful that unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and pow, I was done within a few minutes.

She looked at me with a frown. "Did you put that condom on?"


I said, "I sure did," and held up my thumb to show her.

 

 

HA HA not heard that one before

 

thats quality

 

need to find that shop!

 

 

 

 

The office is crying with laughter. QUALITY

 

Best joke in a long while

 

 

class!

 

fpmsl I was getting jelous till I realised it was a joke

 

I thought at 1st it was a serious post

 

 

same here i was starting to think spiky you lucky bastard

 

 

 

Quality!!!

 

 

 

nice 1

 

quality

 

pmsl!!

 

nice 1, the best u have come out with for a long time

 

FPMSL

 

 

 

pmsl
Quality did sound serious to start with.

 

quality

 

 

someone has visited www.thehun.net in the last few days

 

haha yea, pretty good!

 

PMSL

Tell us the one about buying the KY from the same chemists

 

 

 

thats funny shit!

 

 

Absolute sheer top class they my son

 

Brilliant