Joke that tickled me today.
11-09-2010, 03:57 PM
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Joke that tickled me today.
A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign infront of a broken down, shanty style house 'Talking dog for sale'.
He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes around the back and sees a nice looking black labrador retriever sitting there.
"You talk?" He asks.
"Yep" the dog replies.
After the guy recovers from the shock, he asks "So what's your story?"
The dog looks up and says: "Well I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government so I told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.
"I was one of their most valuable spies for 8 years running. But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger, so I decided to settle down.
"I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I finally got married, had a lot of puppies and now I'm just retired"
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog. "Ten dollars", the owner says.
"Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"
"Because he's a liar. He never did any of that stuff."
He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes around the back and sees a nice looking black labrador retriever sitting there.
"You talk?" He asks.
"Yep" the dog replies.
After the guy recovers from the shock, he asks "So what's your story?"
The dog looks up and says: "Well I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government so I told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.
"I was one of their most valuable spies for 8 years running. But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger, so I decided to settle down.
"I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I finally got married, had a lot of puppies and now I'm just retired"
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog. "Ten dollars", the owner says.
"Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"
"Because he's a liar. He never did any of that stuff."
Last edited by CliffRS4; 11-09-2010 at 03:58 PM.
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