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Old 18-08-2010, 03:04 PM
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She has a interview tomorrow and i was thinking should she shake his or her hand? i know i would but what about a women? i guess so?


Might seem abit petty but she doesnt want to screw anything up.
Old 18-08-2010, 03:07 PM
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If it is a male she should definitely shake his knob*. - If it is a female she should dive face first into her minge and say anything else boss?

*Subject to age and looks.
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wtf. Of course she should shake his hand.

She could shake his cock though, for an extra couple of grand on the salary.
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TBH if she is so pathetic that she cant make that sort of decision for herself then



YOU'RE FIRED
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of course she should....
I send this to all my interviewees she may find it usefull

DO YOUR RESEARCH
Find out all you can about the position you’re applying for
- and the company the position
is with. Check out their literature, trade magazines, press articles and the internet. Confidentially,
ask colleagues whose views you respect for their opinions on the company.



Prepare a list of questions
that you might be asked and practice the answers to them.
Memorise a list of questions to ask the company.



Decide what to wear
– smart but appropriate clothing with a minimum of jewellery
– and book a trip to the hairdresser if necessary.



Check out the exact location
for the interview, plan your route and allow ample time to get there.



INTERVIEW DAY
Aim to be 15 minutes early for your interview.
Introduce yourself at Reception, and make sure you’re
pleasant to the staff – they are often asked for their impression of you.



While you wait, read over the company literature
and mentally rehearse questions and answers.
But above all, relax!



When your interviewer comes to meet you, smile,
maintain eye contact (without staring)
and give an appropriate greeting.



IN THE INTERVIEW
Sit yourself down comfortably, but stay alert.
It’s best to politely refuse tea or coffee.



As the interview progresses, listen very carefully
to any questions, smile to show interest and enthusiasm,
and wait until they finish before you answer. Make your points clearly and don’t waffle. Don’t feel pressured
into filling any silences – when you’ve said all you have to say, stop talking.



Try to get an idea of what the employer is looking for
by asking questions like “What kind of person are you
interested in?” or “What kind of skills would the ideal candidate have?”.



Use every opportunity
to show the employer that you have what they’re looking for. Build a strong case for
them to choose you – this may be your only chance.



ANSWERING QUESTIONS
Listen very carefully to every question,
and try to avoid answering with a mere ‘yes’ or ‘no’.



Think before you answer
, speak clearly and stick to the point. Avoid being vague or evasive.



Provide real examples to back up your answers,
especially when you’re speaking about your
experience, achievements, transferable knowledge and skills.



Use your research to make comments
which show that you have put some effort into finding out
about the position and the company.



It is perfectly acceptable to ask for clarification
if you don’t understand a question – and to check
that you have given the interviewer enough information.



ASKING QUESTIONS
Unless the interviewer
brings the subject up, avoid asking questions about pay during your first
meeting. But it’s a good idea to ask positive questions like “What are the career prospects?”
or “Do you have any doubts about my suitability for this job?”.



Make it absolutely clear
that you are interested in the position by saying so.



THE END OF THE INTERVIEW
Ask what will happen next
and how long it will be before the company contacts you.
Shake hands, smile and thank the interviewer for their time.



AFTER THE INTERVIEW
Call us and let us know how things went. Reflect on the interview and your performance,
and see what you could learn for future interviews.
If you’re not successful, ask for feedback. Then adopt a positive frame of mind, and prepare
for the next challenge.
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Thanks very much Dan
Old 18-08-2010, 03:32 PM
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short skirt and low cut top no knickers. end of thread....
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Originally Posted by neal666
short skirt and low cut top no knickers. end of thread....
Really? Even though I imagine his girlfriend to look like this...





LOOK AT MAH SEXY BODAAAY!!
Old 18-08-2010, 05:37 PM
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of corse she should shake his/her hand!!
my last interview i turned up late, didn't no exactly what they did and when they asked i didn't no what to say, and i also said its better than i thought it was going to be when he showed me round
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Originally Posted by TOMMY_RS
of corse she should shake his/her hand!!
my last interview i turned up late, didn't no exactly what they did and when they asked i didn't no what to say, and i also said its better than i thought it was going to be when he showed me round

You legend!! did you get the job or a big fuck off
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Originally Posted by BM08
You legend!! did you get the job or a big fuck off
i got teh job but i didn't think i was going to
Old 18-08-2010, 06:07 PM
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Originally Posted by TOMMY_RS
i got teh job but i didn't think i was going to
Fantastic
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how did she get on then???
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Another top drawer thread. 10/10.
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Did she get the mcJob?
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How did the interview go?

lol @ the tags
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They phoned her today to say can she come in next Wednesday instead just after we sorted the train times and stuff



P.s no its not maccy d's or burger king etc, she does have bills to pay you know

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Originally Posted by TOMMY_RS
i got teh job but i didn't think i was going to
Fuck me the others must have been bad then. Either that or you were the only person that applied for the job.
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Of course she should shake the interviewers hand and then follow up with "do you want fries with that", it shows she's done her research and is halfway there to picking up the necessary job skills.
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