welol we made it all back to nath's in one piece..

alan managed to NOT EAT HIS KEBAB .. BLOODY LEIGHTWEIGHT..
was fun ..and fook me how many pics do we have

someone managed to drop their trousers... and pants
alan the invalid ooowwww me kneeeeee..

oh well lets all wait for the pics later today

 

ssssshhh they will all be asleep now

 

you bloody sure about that

i left at 6 am as i couldnt hanlde alans snoring .. sounded like he was havin an orgasm every time

 

Morning campers

 

hi di hi


oh and some pics are now up

https://passionford.com/forum/viewto...409915#1409915

not bad for a camera fone in the dark

 

oh dear

 

can you remember much????

 

i can
rad walking through reading with his trousers round his ankles then falling over
then he goes into kebab shop,gets something to eat and walks out without paying

 

 

you couldnt of had that much to drink nige if youre up already was you bit

 

lol sounds like a good nite
how the hell you get out the kebaby without paying, they take ya money first

 

gav
i was up at 9 this morning

ive been at work since 11.30(surprise surprise)

 

but what time was you planning to go to work.it looks like it all got a bit messy.
i see the sheep got an outing again you just cant help yourself can ya

 

that sheep ended up taking half a bottle of becks up her

 

i know i looked at the pics pete put up.

 

A Lesson on how to get in your house in a hurry at the early hours of the morning.....

NOT!!!

Time: 3.30am
Location: The frogs' house
Pit stop status: not too bad yet
Outside temp: 3degres...
Key status: possibly in frog's pockets
Comments: spirits were high.... good night out..... tired... needing bed.....
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Time: 3.50am
Location: The frogs' house
Pit stop status: getting there.....
Outside temp: 3degres...still
Key status: not found!!!
Comments: pissing ourselves laughing..... but that must be nerves really....
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Time: 3.55am
Location: The frogs' car
Pit stop status: urgent.....
Outside temp: 3degres outside...... 23 in car
Key status: fŁŁk knows!!
Comments: dawned on us that we have no keys, 3 of us need the loo bad and Boxxer need to get in the house before morning as he is working at 10 and will have to get the shop's keys from his bedroom..... Spirits are still high... but a little numb...
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Time: 4am to 4.15
Location: The frogs' car
Pit stop status: urgent.....urgent....
Outside temp: 2degres outside...... 20 in car
Key status: been remembered by Boxxer that Rad found a set of keys when coming out of Braningans..... which he threw in the middle of the street....
Frog remembers thinking "one poor plonker will be very sorry he lost his keys... ha ha ha...."
Comments: that hazy feeling is coming..... surely it cannot be happening.....
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Time:4.10am
Location: The frogs' car
Pit stop status: totally desperate
Outside temp: 2degres outside...... 20 in car
Key status: definitely lost.....
Comments: various options come to mind: calling MrsFrog's sister who has a set of spare..... and who is out in London visiting friends..... .... calling locksmiths to get in......
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Time: 4.15am
Location: The frogs' car.... on our way to nearest petrol station......
Pit stop status: don't even mention it.....
Outside temp: 2degres outside...... 24 in car
Key status: .......................... one located in Wimbledon...........
Comments: MrsFrog is hoping the petrol station is open....cause she cannot garantee keeping her sanity if she doesn't find a loo soon..... Frog has been on the phone to yell and scoot to get 7 numbers of 24/7 locksmiths numbers to call.... none answered their phones.... Frog calls police station to ask them if they would have any idea of what to do: answer from the coppers go home and choose smaller window and break in.... Mike (Boxxer) is keeping his cool, bless....
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Time: 4.20am
Location: Ascot petrol station
Pit stop status: back to normal, thanks the lord....
Outside temp: 3degres outside...... 23 in car
Key status: still in Wimbledon.....
Comments: Ok, so we sorted the bladder..... Mike got a drink.... and Frog is still trying to call locksmiths.... Quick brain storming session to try work out a plan of action.....
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Time: 4.30am
Location: The frogs' car...... back at the house
Pit stop status: all calm now....
Outside temp: 3degres outside...... 23 in car
Key status: guess.....
Comments: So.... frog decides to take the coppers suggestion and break in..... but then goes at the back and realise on little window is open upstairs... he thinks (bless) that he can get through...as if... Mike and MrsFrog stay in car... too b%$Ł$y cold out there....
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Time: 4.35am
Location: The frogs' car in front of house..... and outside house..
Pit stop status: nothing to report
Outside temp: 3degres outside......
Key status: ............
Comments: not seeing frog coming back, Mike and MrsFrog decide to go and see what he is up to..... he is f5$%^$%k trying to break the leaded window with a hammer..... MrsFrog pannicks and begs him to come down the roof.... worried about police turning up.....frog obliges after a brief and freezing argument...
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Time: 4.45am
Location: The frogs' car... back
Pit stop status: quiet
Outside temp: 2degres outside...... 20 in car
Key status: WIMBLEDON!!!!
Comments: back in the car..... phoning sister to ask if by any chance they have our key with them... YES!!! they do!!! Are they staying in london or are they coming back to Maidenhead? well they were staying... but in view of circumstances... they say they're bringing us our key!!! yohooooooo!!! Mike is alseep in the back.... shhhhhhhh
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Time: 4.55am
Location: The frogs' car ...... going ouround bracknell... ascot....
Pit stop status: some sort of urgency coming back....
Outside temp: 0degres outside...... 15 in car
Key status: on M4 coming back home!!!
Comments: decided to drive around a bit as the temp in the car suddenly dropped almost below freezin...... so drove around to keep warm.... Mike asleep.... frog hugging phone and banging head on window and moaning softly... MrsFrog driving slowly around town....
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Time: 5.25am
Location: The frogs' car ..... outside another petrol station somewher in bracknell
Pit stop status: needy but can hold.....
Outside temp: 0degres outside...... 23 in car
Key status: on its way....
Comments: Had to stop for a hot drink ..... Mike woke up as frog was getting the drinks.... completely bemused....thougt we were in another county.... frog told him we had decided to make the run to southend and back before lunch time.... Mike said ok, but cannot be southend... its not cold enough... goes and get a drink, drinks it and goes back to sleep
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Time: 5.55am
Location: The frogs' car...... back at the house....
Pit stop status: urgent.....again....
Outside temp: 2degres outside...... 23 in car
Key status: at the end of the road...
Comments: decided to come back home and wait there for the sister and key... Mike and frog asleep ..... then.... miracle.... MrsFrog spots a car turning in the street ... coming towards us.... Yes... coudl it be...???? YEs......????? YES?????!!!?!"?!"!?!! It is the key !!!!!
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Time: 6.10am
Location: The frogs' house
Pit stop status: don't mention it
Outside temp: outside....who cares!!
Key status: IN THE LOCK!!!!
Comments: frog is making coffee for the rescuers.... Mrsfrog puts Mike to bed...
all is well....at last.....


Was such a good night thought..... club, kebab and even loosing the key ...ish....
Driving around to find Rad who had "escaped" from the kebab house was a bit worrying... but finding him standing, hands in pockets sleeping at the side of a roundabout .... priceless!!!

Thanks chaps and chapettes... for a good night out!!

Frogs is preparing the 145 pics they all took....

 

sounds fun for the frogs lol

 

the KEY to a good night is not to go out

 

Pictures coming soon to a place near you

Be afraid, be VERY afraid......

 

nat
that was the key i said to rad some plonker has lost
so i said seeing as theyve lost it might as well chuck it in the thames
didnt he hand back to someone at brannigans?
was there 2 keys on it?maybe 3(blurry vision lol)

 

was 3 keys on it, 2 silver (one flat and one long) and 1 long gold...... has got to be our keys... they must have fallen out of greg's pocket when he gave me the car keys...

 

Funny that, that's exactly what I thought when I saw them in the middle of the street

 

Ahhhhhhh, the wonders of red bull and vodka

 

 

pmsl m8

yeh that sounds like them
i remember there was 1 long gold key
try phoning brannigans as rad MIGHT of handed them in there
but knowing rad he probably gave them away

 

i cant remember

 

nath and alan s1 are a bit quiet today
or in the case of alan shall we call him toe-knee pmsl

 

 

Mike remembers giving them to someone... who said they would put them in their treasure chest or something...

 

Well Nigel... you not being fair thre are you..... he had a lile accident....

 

by man mountain EAGLE?
me and pete thought he wanted to go for a swim in the thames
we thought we would give him a hand

 

fpmsl wish i coulda been there and the key story rocked

 

rich what happened to you and the M.I.A. paddy?
a few people didnt turn up but it was another good night
lou and diamonds came down again

cant believe there was 145 pics taken
think i might lay low for a while lol

 

Was a good nigt Rich!! We missed ya!!

They all nutters anyway....

 

Ok, quick memory test.... who remembers THIS guy ???


Wasn't he up to something ? Looks a little self-conscious to me he does

 

sounds it nige

& cheers Nat !!

not sure why padster werent there i thought he was going to be honest
i couldnt get over in the end still pissed from friday nite practically

 

PMSL @ the key story. I was fecking knackered, so i had to sleep in the car. What a quality night out it was. I really enjoyed myself. I think im responsible for about 90% of the pictures taken on the throw aways, and on Gregs camera. All of which were random ladies, and mostly Cleavage shots that HAD to be taken as there were some lush ladies. I did Manage to pull TWICE, but was blown out on both accounts!

A MASSIVE THANKYOU TO MR AND MRS FROG FOR ALL YOU DID LAST NIGHT!!!! I very much appreciate it!!


Cheers
Mike

 

young bloke walked into pub with his tart/hooker/girlfriend
straight to the toilets to the condom machine
you bastard you bastard i only want a condom
finds out machne is broken
goes to the bar asks the barman have you got any condoms

quality

 

the poor sod got done by one of these

 

Boxxer , you so sweet hun!! and kept your good spirit!!

I do hope you did manage to get a few hours of sleep!!