You still alive nomaderst or has hellbat unleashed the fury and taken your soul? lol

 

we need pics of all cars mentioned, blue erst? probe etc, pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease

 

the blue erst i suspect was the one with the spikey kit and bonnet, i saw it but didnt take a single pic of anything allday, nevermind that!

 

I know not everyone appreciates how some of us choose to express our cars Nomaderst and i aint on here to cause a problem, surprised as you may be.
I would however like to let you know that however much you would like to ridicule me, i am quite proud to have managed to drag it to a 0-60 time of 5.88 last year at ford fair. Oh and yes it is FRONT wheel drive.

Anyway i'm sure someone will see fit to ridicule that time as well but like i said, i haven't come on here to either argue or cause a problem, as i'm sure you all like your cars whatever they may be, i happen to like mine.

To show that i am a fair bloke i will even post a few pics up here for you if you like. All i ask is you at least accept that if we all had the same taste then our cars would be very mundane.

lol Rhinopower, no i won't be taking anyones soul tonight.

 

tbh I wouldnt mock the 0-60 at all, thats pretty good from a fairly heavy fwd car for sure. and also tbh, I can't help but have a laugh at the styling of the car either, because it is, to the average person, very very funny. I am sure you are used to it in anycase. I know it brightened up a boring queue for me and my mate. And much as I take the piss, I do respect that everyone has different tastes, I am certain most people dont like my fiesta. I am sorry though, a devil themed Ford Probe with Pentagrams on the wheels and a badge saying hellbat is always gonna crack me up, I cant be alone on that.

At the end of the day, live and let live. (and please dont take my soul to hell)

 

 

some cunts just dont have a fuckin clue!

 

Nobby ,wheres the pics dude ?

i walked round the entire show.....or so i thought ,i missed that capri ,i didnt look at probes as they really do nothing for me , can someone post a pic of Warrens Puma with a Dalek on roof ,i didnt see that either ...i need to pay more attention

 

Bloody hell S1, ya beat me to it.

 

I saw the Dalek lol.

Btw Nobby, are Torque Developments International actualy international, or is it like Trotters Independant Traders, New York, Paris, Peckham?

 

Here ya go then guys, eat ya hearts out............ not literally........





Tuning is by torque Developments International with their hub dyno.




Official photo from last year.

 

TDI tune cars from all over the world Nomader, they also tune cars for the lotus cup mate. They are far from a micky mouse outfit. They also build engines to your specifications, unfortunately my pocket isn't that deep.

 

I never said they were, it was a genuine question!

I have to say, for me, in pics its pretty bad, but it isnt the worse thing i have ever seen. Its just the name I think, it just properly cracks me up, i am sorry, I cant help it.

 

You might find this interesting ???



Note this is Wheel horse power, not at the flywheel.

Guess where the nitrous cuts in..... lol.

Standard ecu has been thrown over the shoulder and megasquirt fitted which has massive advantages when running nitrous, also if you are forced induction.

 

Sorry Nomader, didn't intend that to sound aggressive.

I understand the name cracks you up mate, believe me i have got a sense of humour and don't take things too serious until it comes to getting all the power out of it i can. I do however like to stand out in a crowd........ lol..... i think i manage that...... lol

 

A few pics of the capri..or whatever it was

you would never know it used to have rear side windows

 

i was parked almost next to said granada!!

 

that capri is alot worse than Hellbat.

 

I thought he meant the crapri on the way in that's already been posted, my mistake

 

 

Thank fuck for that...... lol.

 

What i would find interesting is how much TDI took off you for the engine work to make it sub 6 seconds!

Oh and TDI south are a mickey mouse outfit beleive me, Their reputation proceeds them!

 

I dont think I have EVER seen ANYTHING as bad as that fucking granada scorpio!

The owner (an old dude I think) needs a MASSIVE shoe'ing!

It is an ABSOLUTE disgrace!

 

was the granada a light coloured one with a somewhat excessive amount of badges?

 

Don't beat around the bush Dave

 

I don't know how the girl managed to drive that Capri without a bag over her head, I wouldn't want to be seen dead in that

I don't dislike Probes at all either, but some of them are IMO shockingly modified - seems most of the other modded Fords have gone away from the Max Poo style of modding (unless they were all pimping it up at USC )

 

There was a horrible fiesta and a mondeo in the carpark lol

 

I never do

The bloke needs a serious talking to.

I would be embarrased to take a shit in it, or trailor it to the scrap yard, let alone drive the fucking thing.

Does the owner live in a caravan or some sort of mobile community!?

Or is he a bit 'special' ?

 

that capri is lot worse than the probe - almost makes the probe look normal

 

there all shit

 

They didn't do any work on my engine mate, i did it with help from other probe owners. The building of the megasquirt ECU, rewiring of loom and installation of Wizards of nos 'wet' nitrous system. TDI set up my fuel and spark maps on megasquirt, so they tuned it basically and i can speak first hand that they have done a good job with my car, whatever other people might say.

 

What about the escort with one half of a bodykit, red flur install with a game cube!?
Near the concours?

 

At last - now i know how they recycle all the cereal boxes that go in my grey recycling bin. They make shit bodykits with them. Will have to try a DIY kit on my Mundano, make it look shitter than it already does.

 

That capri is the worst iv ever seen,total disgrace! How can someone have such bad taste?

 

that's the one, with two unpainted canoe halves glued to the sills

 

 

i will get shot down for saying this but I quite like the probe after seeing more pics of it,but not that capri

 

You're a brave man for standing up and saying that mate. Respect.

 

PMSL literally a little bit of wee come out...

Hilarious!

 

Scary... Crack on mate. Dont take the advice of legions of people that have been ripped off and conned out of thousands for years!