JohnnyB

Well I was adding a couple of new Fibre channel switches to a existing fabric, I have done this so many times and as a project team was pushing me I did not put it though change controll, well sort off, well the fabric went down.

the whole finance systems crashed for the whole as Daily mail and all reginal news papers, all the zone configs went AWOL for 2 mins

Think I am going to have my arse fucked tommorow.

james kiely

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any pics johnny

RS SHAUN

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oops!

bigchez

so how much that cost your employer then?!

erjones

What do you do then?

dave cos4x4

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not got a clue what your on about lol.

NoRubNoDub

What?

rsnissan

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no change controls, you've handed your arse to them on a plate

NoRubNoDub

What?!

Dangerous Malcolm..

+1.

dave cos4x4

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i'm not the only one then lol.

Adrian

Change control is there for a reason. Fuck project teams pressure, you have a process to follow for a reason

You handed your arse on a plate to them. All been there.

1.9 xr2 on 40's

from the terminology think he makes curtains or sails or summet

JohnnyB

I know I am going to get my arse handed to me tommorow, but I know I will just get a bollocking, o well

NoRubNoDub

But what are you on about?

vaughant

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Computer shit I think?

rsnissan

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Could be worse my mate took out a L.E.S to the main DC that had all the market data coming through to the trading floor

dojj

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he was filming a new porno where he's a sky instaler working on ruperts flagship publication and the condom broke and now he's got to wait for the morning after pill, or get bummed as there is no risk with the output hole

bigchez

i think its some it geek speak!

dojj

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see, he's taken a lesbian to work and everyone got really confused

Adrian

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fibre_Channel

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Change_process

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_team

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bollocking#Bollocking

LHD220Turbo

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in most places you'd get your p45 for that, not following processes!

change control are there for a reason, i guess regression testing wasnt carried out then

no DR either?

rsnissan

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NoRubNoDub

I once was told to change the filukibob at work now being abit of a sucrahmabob I forgot to stop the yallda line first so I ended up with derpa serpa all over my left leg

it was quite enbarassing really as I'm a fully trained drater

Ginge !

just wondering,,,,, is it only people who lost there virginity after tjere 16th birthday or hold a stupid high score at snake who understand this,, even with the wiki links supplied ( cheers adrian but may as well have added them in binary code aswell tbh)

kiddie

lol JB no idea what that meant, check my pm it might cheer you up

Ginge !

fuck you just reminded me,,,,, i aint turned off the light in my office,,, guess we are both in for it tomorrow now

BM08

Loving wiki's explanation on a "bollocking"

A "bollocking" usually denotes a robust verbal chastisement for something which one has done (or not done, as the case may be), for instance: "I didn't do my homework and got a right bollocking off Mr Smith", or "A nurse was assisting at an appendix operation when she shouldn't have been...and the surgeon got a bollocking".[26] Actively, one gives or delivers a bollocking to someone: in the building trade one can 'throw a right bollocking into' someone.

BM08

p45 will be with you by friday

ECU Monitor Enthusiast

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Johnny,

Didnt you used to be network administrator for Petrucci ?

Remember this.... "Could not connect to le data base'

p17fld

Never mind mate, just go home and bum the Mrs. All will be well again.

vaughant

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The missus just asked me why I'm sniggering so much,quality reply!!!

mrjenrst

i've done that too

JohnnyB

yeah got that on loads of web servers lol,


only for 15 mins though, found out that Esx servers don't mind there storage removed, well they do, just reboot time

ECU Monitor Enthusiast

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I wouldnt worry about it myself.. just blame it on a faulty local network switch and stick to that story

FasterFords

Do they not run a Dual Zone fabric then ?

Ginge !

all these fancy fabrics,,,,,, i still dont understand whats wrong with good old denim,,,,, if you ignore slavery cotton is the only fabric worth investing in,,,, the electric shock from nylon is just a joke

oh and wolly jumpers,,,, what christmas without a wolly jumper from mum

atleast when it turns to shit all you need is a quick spray of fabreeze and you can wear it again the following night

NoRubNoDub

Still don't have FACKING clue......

mrjenrst

Think it's something to do with wool or cotton, ginge cant decide

Ginge !

leather,,,,,,, now thats a good fabric,,,,,, i think there should be a law that ALL women own a pair of leather trousers