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Old Jan 18, 2005 | 12:11 PM
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Chen Lee Famous Chinese Detective.
A man suspected his wife was seeing another man, so he hired the famous Chinese detective, Chen Lee, to watch and report any activities while he
was gone. A few days later, he received this report:

MOST HONOURABLE SIR:
YOU LEAVE HOUSE.
I WATCH HOUSE.
HE COME TO HOUSE.
I WATCH.
HE AND SHE LEAVE HOUSE,
I FOLLOW.
HE AND SHE GO IN HOTEL.
I CLIMB TREE.
I LOOK IN WINDOW.
HE KISS SHE.
SHE KISS HE.
HE STRIP SHE.
SHE STRIP HE.
HE PLAY WITH SHE.
SHE PLAY WITH HE.
I PLAY WITH ME.
I FALL OFF TREE.
I NOT SEE.
NO FEE,

CHEN Lee ! !

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Old Jan 18, 2005 | 12:30 PM
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lol well i thought it was funny
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Old Jan 18, 2005 | 12:41 PM
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That's well funny

Well done that man, more like this please

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Old Jan 18, 2005 | 12:54 PM
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