24vcossiemat

dear me, kids are in bed, fuck all on the telly, at this moment I could go to bed, and too top it all off I don't even drink no more.. maybe i'll have a fag. mmm.. yeah that will do nicely. oh yeah, did I say I was bored?

Yes this was friday, now its saturday and pissing with rain, can't even feed the car. Or polish the lawn, or mow the chickens.

craigp

at least your not in work! Im here till 6 in the morning

24vcossiemat

well yes but I have been, done about 80 hours this week, but I don't get paid in hours. weekend off for me every week though

Ciderwoman

i know the feeling im really bored. wish i did smoke just so i could go do that same frigging films on tv all the time!

pani_k

iTrader: (1)

Should be doing revision but my brain is mentally fatigued because ever since mid March all I been doing is my thesis and revision. Sick and tired of it and I've still got a couple more exams and a presentation on my thesis to do

I'd give anything to be bored and doing nothing right now

24vcossiemat

oh yeah, bloody bruce almighty on 1. fucking finished ashes to ashes which I think was brilliant an put that on.. suppose the film was alright the first time I saw it but after seeing it for the 98,008th time due to kids its a little tedious

snoopaloopa

iTrader: (3)

Just been on Forza 3, even thats boring me now

Darylc.

iTrader: (1)

yeh bored here to

Mrs T

And me, altho i'm car hunting again had to put my little clio up for sale took it to the garage today for a little check over before its mot, and got a bit of a shock at how much needs spending on it before it even goes through its mot gutted at the moment i am..

steves24V's

iTrader: (7)

I'm going to bed after waiting in for some looser to come and look at my car and he never turned up, I wish people could just say they can't make it or changed there mind.

Daveysaff

iTrader: (9)

me too, the missus is in work until half 11 and theres fuck all decent on telly
Loads to do on the car mind, but i dont think i'd be too popular if i took the baby monitor into the garage !

Glenn_

iTrader: (1)

Im a bit bored too.Sick of looking on ebay and dreaming.

Ciderwoman

well loaded the NDS up with new games, caught up on emails, uploaded latest pics to facebook so rest of family can see my daughter. thats about as much excitment as i can handle

Benni

Are you fit? I can't remember. If you are you can come to my house and give my wank sock the once over. Wash, iron and what not.

Benni.

Ciderwoman

no sorry im a minger. DHL ur wank sock over and i wash it and what not

GTi-R23

Where's the best place to get a couple of half decent cigars?

900ss

Got to the stage of can't think what I want

rostill2007

so bored its unreal never anything to do

Benni

How much of a minger are you? The last thing I want is some gross specimen handling my wank sock.

Benni.

Ciderwoman

im pretty bad, how about if i wear gloves and a bag over my head? any better?

Benni

I'm not so sure... Send me a picture or something. It's taken me years to shape it to my micro-penis, and the last thing I need is your cumberland fingers messing it all up.

Benni.

Ciderwoman

ah dont worry about that iv got cocktail sausages in the fridge after iv washed the sock il put one of them in it and let it reshape its self

Benni

Cocktail sausage? It'll flog me. Chop it in half and pack in some more girth and we have a deal.

Benni.

Ciderwoman

ok il wrap it in some bacon give ya some girth.

Benni

Now we are talking, Son. PM me your address!

Ciderwoman

addy is:

big mammas house
bristol

Benni

If your so fat and ugly, why are you a hair dresser? They have to be pretty.

Benni.

Ciderwoman

where does it say hairdressers have to be pretty? also im a bus driver and a mother so u know iv lost the battle with it all

dovboy

if you mean tonight ,phone a poshish hotel near you and say you are in one of the rooms and ask if the keep good ones behind the bar,if they do get over there and walk right in!

if you're not in a hurry
http://www.simplycigars.co.uk/cigars...3a82e7bdad6886


if i missed a joke

whizzisat114

iTrader: (2)

when ever im bored i just get wankleeerd

GTi-R23

Cheers bud, I'm not taking the piss or anything no, just want a couple of cigars for a special occasion in a few weeks time, will check that site out

24vcossiemat

what ever can i do apart from go on here

Ciderwoman

hello again, yup still bored here aswell


and LOL @tags

rostill2007

im now bored again after braving the rain to find out why the electric windows dont work in my grandads motor but im off out later

GTi-R23

Perfect cure for boredom: whack on some banging tunes and get a fuck off workout down your neck, I guarantee you'll feel great afterwards.

24vcossiemat

actually I might eat some chocolate. about 7 oil barrels full

24vcossiemat

sick idea the banging tunage, but little one is having the customary afternoon nap for about 3 hours. not so sick is the workout idea, being 22 stone I need it but can't be asked.

GTi-R23

That's why they invented ipods bruv

Ryan_3

did you fix your granada mate?

Ciderwoman

ok now us women are just terrible! my mates have ditched the night on the town because its raining! and now want a pizza and watch britains got talent! god sake women its only bloody rain pubs have roofs!