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Old May 11, 2010 | 06:25 PM
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will be to impose tax on sex>

kissing taxed@10%
hugging @ 20%
squeezing @30%
smooching @50%
full on sex @90%

The great news for you as wankers is that it will still be tax FREE!!! Conservatives-working hard for wankers!!!



Got this by text today....................
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Old May 11, 2010 | 06:55 PM
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Old May 11, 2010 | 06:57 PM
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Is that all!
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Old May 11, 2010 | 07:04 PM
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Old May 11, 2010 | 07:24 PM
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i like it.
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Old May 11, 2010 | 07:26 PM
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Old May 11, 2010 | 07:29 PM
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A percentage of what exactly, SHIT joke!
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Old May 11, 2010 | 07:39 PM
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ANN SUMMERS have just
received their biggest ever single order for lube.

300,000 bottles ordered by the Tories as they prepare to screw us all
for the next 5 years.
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Old May 11, 2010 | 09:07 PM
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Originally Posted by lead_foot
ANN SUMMERS have just
received their biggest ever single order for lube.

300,000 bottles ordered by the Tories as they prepare to screw us all
for the next 5 years.
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