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Old 11-05-2010, 10:58 AM
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I just laughed so much I think some wee came out lol I gotta go and check this has made my whole week. I love you phatford (but you do sound like a cock)
Old 11-05-2010, 11:49 AM
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hello Mozzy is that u?? lmao
Old 11-05-2010, 12:03 PM
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Fucking hell hes been on here five minutes and nearly got the same amount of posts as me! If your after a tuning set-up for your car i heard Kos Man sells some, its called a bumit16v resistor of power. should be good for 50bhp.
Old 11-05-2010, 12:29 PM
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lmfao oh here we go again

what a cock!!!!!
Old 11-05-2010, 01:01 PM
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OMG is this really happening ?!?! Lool
Old 12-05-2010, 08:48 PM
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Originally Posted by phatford
mate im happy to accept it, im perfect for the fuckin army init cuz im fearless and tough, thats why i did a year but then quit cuz i didnt like killin
all u faggots just playin with ur 20 year old fiesta's and sierras an that never gettin laid can shut the fuck up!
So you have did you thing. Now please STFU and fuck off. Its strange tho.. I am from Holland and even my English is better then yours Please do us all a nice favour and fuck off. Thank you kindly mister chav.

Old 12-05-2010, 08:55 PM
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Is this guy retarded or just trying to act gangster? It's so hard to tell these days.
Old 12-05-2010, 08:57 PM
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Originally Posted by phatford
stop takin da piss u bumerclat pussy boyz.
u never even met me yeaah, im 6'4 and 15 stone il knock u all the fuck out if u keep this up init
funny you should say that im 6ft4 and im 15 stone and im sure theres rakes biult thicker than me!
Old 12-05-2010, 08:58 PM
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Originally Posted by phatford
mate im happy to accept it, im perfect for the fuckin army init cuz im fearless and tough, thats why i did a year but then quit cuz i didnt like killin
all u faggots just playin with ur 20 year old fiesta's and sierras an that never gettin laid can shut the fuck up!
errrmmm you dont get out of the country in your first year of being in the army, i have found a flaw in your plan!
Old 12-05-2010, 08:59 PM
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Have some chav jokes you chav

How do you start an argument with a chav?
Speak!

What do you call a chav in a tastfully decorated house?
The burglar.

What do you call a Chav in a box?
Innit.

What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet?
Sorted.

What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it?
Safe.

What do you call an Eskimo Chav?
Innuinnit.

Why are Chavs like slinkies?
They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight
of stairs.

What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?
The bride.

What do you say to a chav at work?
Can i have a big mac please?

How do you identify the bride at a chav wedding?
She is the most pregnant one.

What do chavs use as protection during sex?
A bus shelter!
Old 12-05-2010, 09:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Stoo
Is this guy retarded or just trying to act gangster? It's so hard to tell these days.

he's just a fucking clown stoo
Old 12-05-2010, 09:05 PM
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ive got another one,

what do you call a chav in a suit?

guilty
Old 12-05-2010, 09:15 PM
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Originally Posted by jaiscossie
Have some chav jokes you chav

How do you start an argument with a chav?
Speak!

What do you call a chav in a tastfully decorated house?
The burglar.

What do you call a Chav in a box?
Innit.

What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet?
Sorted.

What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it?
Safe.

What do you call an Eskimo Chav?
Innuinnit.

Why are Chavs like slinkies?
They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight
of stairs.

What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?
The bride.

What do you say to a chav at work?
Can i have a big mac please?

How do you identify the bride at a chav wedding?
She is the most pregnant one.

What do chavs use as protection during sex?
A bus shelter!
Old 12-05-2010, 09:17 PM
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Originally Posted by phatford
no man im for real an that if i wasnt how would i be typin dumbass, and im not 17 and if u cant understand what im writing why u on da internet forum and that.
i just luv ma fords
so what u all drive then?
BMW's and Audi's mainly.,.. now fuck off you joker




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