I have super sperm
13-04-2010, 10:14 AM
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nae luck!
congratulations
13-04-2010, 10:26 AM
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Her dad is a twin so always an option! I hadn't even considered it until we were at the scan and the bird said there's only one child.
Thank fucking fuck! Imagine twins or more while having 3 already
13-04-2010, 10:29 AM
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dear god.. get the snip QUICK before you breed any more!
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Congratulations.
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Congratulations.
HOW funny would that be...
Chop has a black baby with an orange (scottish roots) barnet!
a proper duracel!!
13-04-2010, 10:36 AM
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HOW funny would that be...
Chop has a black baby with an orange (scottish roots) barnet!
a proper duracel!!
13-04-2010, 10:37 AM
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So you work away a month at a time in a different country and your wife is now pregnant..............
Congrats.
13-04-2010, 10:38 AM
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Congrats mate, my missus is getting all clucky again. Might be joining the club soon too.
13-04-2010, 10:39 AM
LOL at czech lol.!
Congrat's fella
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So you work away a month at a time in a different country and your wife is now pregnant..............
Congrats.
LOL!
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So you work away a month at a time in a different country and your wife is now pregnant..............
Congrats.
Fpmsl!!
And she is sweetening him up with a bike. This is 'iffy, if I do say so myself.
Congratulations.
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13-04-2010, 11:11 AM
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dear god.. get the snip QUICK before you breed any more!
lol i know i know. LIKE FUCK i want the snip though. i fucking hate doctors/hospitals all that shit. to allow someone near your balls with a knife is mental. i really cant do it.
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weapon! i want!
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Congratulations.
lol yes my real wife
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HOW funny would that be...
Chop has a black baby with an orange (scottish roots) barnet!
a proper duracel!!
haha i'm not a ginge
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So you work away a month at a time in a different country and your wife is now pregnant..............
Congrats.
haha i was home...phew
as it happens conception date is xmas day....fucking cheers santa.
13-04-2010, 11:12 AM
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Check the dates to see if you were in the congo lol.
13-04-2010, 11:26 AM
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Here's a post to put you off....(should've mentioned it on saturday)
Heard a story the other day from someone that got the "snip", apparently they stick a BIG needle in your ballsack and afterwards it turns all black/bruised, when that goes away you have to "use it" 32 times and get tested to see if it's permanantly broken...
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Wife is almost 16
Fuck me they allow that in Scotland?
Congratulations Chop!
Oh and,
preggy pics in mens room or stfu
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Nice one Chop! Snip next?
13-04-2010, 02:53 PM
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congrats mate...
coldo....foooking class mate...
13-04-2010, 03:16 PM
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Are you a Catholic?
If not, have you never heard of contraception
?
Congratulations though
. Soon you'll be able to field a full five-a-side team
.
13-04-2010, 03:16 PM
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Congratulations to you both
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Quote:
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lol i know i know. LIKE FUCK i want the snip though. i fucking hate doctors/hospitals all that shit. to allow someone near your balls with a knife is mental. i really cant do it.
You'd better try and get into the habit of skooshing it on her wabbs buddy... you'll be trading in the Chop Airways Private Jet for a used Easyjet 747 at this rate!!
Congratulations mate.
Cheers,
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13-04-2010, 04:36 PM
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Awww congratulations
13-04-2010, 05:00 PM
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preggy pics in mens room or stfu
Freak
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Are you a Catholic?
If not, have you never heard of contraception
?
Congratulations though
. Soon you'll be able to field a full five-a-side team
.
No i'm not
She's fallen pregnant 3 times while on some form of contraception
Oh and we already have a 5 a side, she's the keeper
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You'd better try and get into the habit of skooshing it on her wabbs buddy... you'll be trading in the Chop Airways Private Jet for a used Easyjet 747 at this rate!!
Congratulations mate.
Cheers,
Grant
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13-04-2010, 05:06 PM
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So who wants to taste it?
Anyway...
I'm to be a dad AGAIN
Wife is almost 16 weeks preggers already. She didnt even know or have any symptoms. Found out by accident. Wow that's shaken my world
I already have 3 boys too. I guess another boy would be best. Girls are a pain in the arse
And no the toys arenbt being sold, quite the contrary. SHe's said i can buy a new bike
Chop
congratulations chop
your reading her signals all wrong chop,she aint been nice what she actually means is thats the last time you will be riding me choppy so go ahead and get yourself a bike son
13-04-2010, 05:13 PM
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who cares about the baby, what bike are you getting?
13-04-2010, 10:14 AM
I have super sperm
. Soon you'll be able to field a full five-a-side team 
