rofl... "Conditions of Guarantee"

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12-01-2005, 07:45 PM

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rofl... "Conditions of Guarantee"

Just reading through the blurb in the instructions on this soundcard I just bought and something caught my eye...

Under the CONDITIONS OF GUARANTEE, the exclusions to the guarantee;

"Damage caused by accidents or disasters, such as flood, fire, earthquake, war, vandanism or theft"

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12-01-2005, 08:37 PM

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I just got my new cardreader, and had pretty much the same in the paperwork, stupid really,

Any sign of the screen????

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12-01-2005, 08:59 PM

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Not yet Pete, but like you said, it won't have got the to the PO till Monday, so unlikely I will see it before Friday... You'll be the first to know that it's arrived tho matey

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12-01-2005, 09:01 PM

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Told me bro about it (the exceptions to the guarantee that is) and he says he gets the daftest things in the guarantees on the scooters at work. Monst memorably is the one about "in the event that war breaks out, and an airplane flies past and breaks the speed of sound, any forthcoming damage to your scooter is not covered in the guarantee"

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