Dub604

Got a 2nd date lined up, was gonna play it suave and bring her some flowers!!


What flowers should I bring, I know certain flowers have different meanings....... totally lost here.

HELP please

ballin

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Man up you fucking pussy and do what you want, asking for advice on a car internet forum about what flowers to take is just what she looking for in a bloke I bet.

Jessica.

looks like youre trying too hard with flowers, dont bother with em

cutch

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as above mate, trying to hard.

All you need to do is act confident, the rest will fall into place.

DanW@FastFord

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Are you going to her place? If not, don't bother as I doubt she'll want the hang onto a bunch of flowers in a bar all night..

steviecossie

Flowers FFS, she'll prob think you look a right twat walking in with a bunch of flowers and it will probably embaress her.

But if you insist, just pick the daffodil's that grow at the side of the rd she'll never know

Paddy

I couldn't find one of Lionel Blair touching his nose.

If you have to ask, you've already fucked it up unless she's a retard. In which case, tell her it's your 10th date and demand anal.

She'll never know.

Turbosystems

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flowers engagement ring and the deeds to your house

Dangerous Malcolm..

As said, NO FLOWERS!!

If you've done nowt with her already, which I'm pretty sure you ain't, the second date's when you at least want a snog...... If not she's either frigid or not really interested!

ballin

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On second thoughts, take her a dozen red roses and a box of milktray. Make sure you wear your special wooden soled velcro shoes, and throw up the westcoast when you see here from across the bar.
She'll be gaggin' for it for sure.

DanW@FastFord

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Second date - tops and fingers at very least!

Nath

Fisting glove is the way forward!

Danster76

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Stinging nettles

Mr RS500

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On the second date you should be doing her up the arse not giving flowers , lol

johnandhissaffy

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yh if you dont make a move mate she'll long ya off put ya finger up there and have a feel around

Ryan_3

and they say romance is dead. people dont know bout pf lol

Csm

The way to a woman is chocolates cos there all greedy sweetie eating cunts

Shredtheibanez

So fucking graphic!

HAHA!



Ryan

Coldo

Flowers, wtf, this isnt the 70's!

Stick a jonny in your wallet, dress well, talk smooth and hopefully you'll get to dip her.

Taking flowers is just fucking gay.

KSA-Cossie

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Tie a bow round yer cock,let her undo it and shove your dick in her mouth,fanny and ass,job jobbed.

carlo

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Dont even take a jonny burds dont like the nice guys move straight in for the kill after you get her hammered the nicer you are the harder it will be to get your end away with her

Captain500rs

Ask if she likes like tulips, then get her to stick her tu lips round ya cock

Chip

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Flowers on a 2nd date?

Make sure you wear a top saying "welcome" just in case she hasnt already worked out what a doormat you are.

Ginge !

seriously mate,,,,,, fix up and sort the fuck out

GTi-R23

I can only re-iterate what's already been said. Flowers on a second date = FAIL.

A second date, she won't be expecting any form of gift, so man up and chill out, trim your pubes and enjoy yourself. I'd be wanting fish fingers at the VERY least.

CRABBY

fooking quality!!!!

RS Grant

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Forget the flowers, you'll look like a soft twat.

If its at her/your house, you'd be wanting to park the back wheels in her mouth at the very least.

If its out and about, you should at least get to finger fuck out of her in the car/back of cinema/shop doorway/nightclub.


Cheers,
Grant

Benni

I think that would be so awkward 'Here, I got you some flowers'. Deffo' not.

Benni.

Dub604

Seriously!! LMFAO at the replies and tags!!!!

ok. goto her place, instead of flowers bring a camera, put my cock in and around any hole I can find (on her obviously), finish, borrow money for a cab home, never call????

KSA-Cossie

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You got it.

vroooom ptssssh

One in the vag, out and into the gob, back into the vag, then back into the gob! job done.

kosman

listen to this man

grumpy bitch

He he oh deary me. Flowers are lovely but not on a second date especially if you are not going to hers first. Major pain in the arse carrying a bunch of flowers about all nite not to mention she will look a tit. Very nice thought tho

Red16

PMSL... Once bitten twice as shy

studabear

Bet he's sorry he asked now

Stevie-Boy

And when your finished see if you can bang here mum and any nice sisters she has...

XRdodgybird

Wait til you've bagged her, then send roses - to work, well, if you wanna go there again that is lol

GTi-R23

Make sure you post the pics on here though, or STFU.

RS500/364

I never sleep with a women on the first date
I just go down the road buy a drink then return and shag her !

Ginge !

mate i know someone who does similer,,,, apart from he gets up and flushes the chain to mask the sound of the door closing,, and he gives a mobile number of a pest control company as hes own,,,,but hes a bit of a tosser at times