The best sales pitch for a car ever? lol

charlie luciano · 2010-03-21 18:44:47

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&Item=230451057921&Category=9861 :cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry: Luciano

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21-03-2010, 06:44 PM

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The best sales pitch for a car ever? lol

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.d...&Category=9861

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21-03-2010, 06:48 PM

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HAHA THATS GREAT.

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21-03-2010, 06:49 PM

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ill laugh AGAIN

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21-03-2010, 08:18 PM

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21-03-2010, 08:30 PM

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im in pieces mate

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21-03-2010, 08:30 PM

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funny that like love it

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21-03-2010, 08:37 PM

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i like the car too pmsl

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21-03-2010, 08:38 PM

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over 100,000 hits,

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21-03-2010, 08:57 PM

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Quote:

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.d...&Category=9861

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That is funny as fuck mate.

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21-03-2010, 09:06 PM

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21-03-2010, 09:08 PM

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lol quality

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21-03-2010, 09:13 PM

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Quality..

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21-03-2010, 09:28 PM

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Lol superb ad, have to say though that car isn't too bad, I've seen far more barry motors on the road!

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21-03-2010, 09:58 PM

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ha ha what a way to sell a car

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21-03-2010, 10:03 PM

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lol

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21-03-2010, 10:11 PM

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Thats made my night before bed

One of the highlights for me.........

For the disqualified driver I'll even offer to recover it from outside the local Magistrates or police station. What better way to impress the local Judicial system in one final act of defiance before collecting your ASBO?

Don't let the frivolous matter of actually holding a current, valid drivers licence and insurance put you off this bargain. A visit to your local crack house should procure some documentation from as little as fifty quid.

Nuff said, innit.

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21-03-2010, 10:15 PM

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lol best ever

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21-03-2010, 10:27 PM

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21-03-2010, 10:35 PM

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21-03-2010, 10:36 PM

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lol thats hilarious

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22-03-2010, 07:03 AM

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Funny ad but the car doesn't really fit the description, it's not that modified, and other than the stripe it looks ok (for a Clio)

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22-03-2010, 08:48 AM

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That's awesome!

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22-03-2010, 11:06 AM

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Funny ad!

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22-03-2010, 12:53 PM

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top class the thing is people are actualy bidding on it aswell LOL

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23-03-2010, 12:08 AM

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Great add, best bit has nothing to do with the car though.

"tramp stamp"

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23-03-2010, 12:18 AM

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Lol its even got a facebook page now

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23-03-2010, 12:53 AM

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thats the best ebay add ive ever seen by far

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23-03-2010, 07:23 AM

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Might have been funny 5 years ago? Can just imagine the bloke that wrote that with a smug look on his stupid gob. "heh, that will show those stupid chavs, their whole belief system has been shattered by my hilarious ebay advert" Probably posts on barryboys with all the other sad middle aged cunts with nothing better to do.