DazS1Turbo

Just backing up my phone contacts ect and I didn't realise how many daft Nicknames some of my mates have

Anyone else have mates with daft Nicknames?


Ive got

BaggyNeck (Mates father, started getting a slight double chin)
BeachPartyLeigh (Likes to party)
BennyTheDip (Long story but involves a Horse and a bet)
BigSteLiverpool (He's huge and lived in Liverpool)
BonnyLass (She's very tidy)
Bull (Built like a Bull)
CaptainConnor (Doesn't like Authority, his way or the highway)
CatDogTony (Started calling him it on Acid years ago, his name is Mike, Tony bit is Tony Yayo)
ChetchnianRebel (He looks like a chetchnian rebel)
Clooney (Looks like george clooney)
DangerousDave (The lads Dangerous)
GoogleMaster (part of google, very clever bloke for all things internet)
HairyBack (He's got a hairy chest)
HeartBreak (looks like shawn micheals)
KingLongShanks (Hung like a horse)
MadStack (Barmpot)
MoonHead (Mates step daughter, funny shaped head)
Mutu2 (looks like adriano mutu)
Ok Coral (Dodgy MOT's (allegedly!))
Pat Cash (Names Ash)
Radge Andy (Screw loose he's barmy)
Rambo (once wore a headband, name stuck)
SabrinaTheTeanageWitch (She looks like her)
SneakyFerret (fingers into all pies, always on the scam)
Softlad (soft in the heed)
Stavros (looks greek)
TheTaig (fenian basterd supports c@ltic)
YipYapStam (looks like yapstam)

Twellsie

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only a few with nicknames

Bullsh (short for bullshit Matt) appantly he once pulled a fit bird "bull shit"
Stav, his name is steve
Mr Magic, he likes to mix the magic
Ned, surname kelly
Ringo, got his cock pierced
Noodles, got curly hair
Double D, his initials
Jonah, surname Jones
Fiz dog, surname Fitzgerald
Trig, no idea
Black out, falls asleep when out on the piss
Pudge, irish
Chewit, surname Hewitt
Chewey, surname Hewitt, not to be confussed with Chewit above
Chicken little, first name Stewart, stewart little, chicken little
woody, surname woods
eye sight surname lysaght
Barney, no idea
Ranj, surname Randle
Cookie, surname Cooke
Jimbo, first name Jamie
Donkey, apparently has a big cock
Porkie, is fat
Brush, surname is Brushett


more than i thought actualy

godrikki

if got a couple

big meaty
bondy
cat
chilli
chugbeard
dante
dina
fridge
hoggie
lightsaberpants
mutley
ocd
shrek
skitza
stoggie
trigger
not that many then

R5FORD

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Rocky
Fats
Crunchy
Faz
Haz
Kizza
Trigger
Demps

and few more

Ad4m RST

Few of mine...

Bikbilakbish
Daggers
Genesis
SlapBlockFade
Lordos
La Gordons
Reeeenders
How The Ho
Asaka
Bones
Gorans
Elskin
Flojo
Inspector Blockersby
Roper-o Gringo
Pringle Flaps
Sandman
Uzz Baines
V plates
Yayo 000 dutters

R5FORD

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Inspector Blockersby & Yayo 000 dutters surely there longer than there actul names so defeats the object of nick name

DazS1Turbo

Any funny stories behind any of these? some belters

R5FORD

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crunchy- because my cousin is indian the same a me not to dark th and he died his hair into a caramel/ honey comb colour and looked like a big crunch bar.

Fats- well his just a fat 30 year old who lives with his parents still

Faz- Second edition of Fats but married

Haz- Faz's brother not married

Rocky- Punches like Rocky

Ad4m RST

See the breeze block head on the Inspector it would all make sense, and Yayo is s000 dutters

5t1g

Bowler - first name is tom
Woodcock - not sure why
Chicken - always backs down
Stig - self explanatory
Colonel - Ex army lad that always helps us out
Boss - Don Dapper on a BMX
Leaky - shat himself once

GTi-R23

I bet everyone knows a 'Trigger'?

DazS1Turbo

What your mates with the Stig?

Cragrat

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chubby - is fat and works for chubb

cuckoo - a plumber that turns up on site and kicks everyone out of his way and takes over

pingu - once got his wallet lifted while getting noshed off in an alleyway by some slapper and its what we imagined he looked like while trying to give chase with his pants round his ankles

gonzo - he has a big nose

5t1g

Sadly not, my friends all call me stig because many moons ago - before top gear's stig - I fell in a pile of manure and stank of shit.

eddie_od

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Heres a few

Boom - A spark whos a danger

Cheggers - Hes fat and irritating

Fudgie - Fat taxi driver who likes chocolate

Hatchet - A 5ft wanna be gangster

Jeff the Jew - Mate who has a hinged wallet

Lids - Has contjuctivitis(sp)

Nude book - A spark who was caught pulling himself with a porn mag while working away

Ratboy - Wee scrawny mate

Super Syndrome - Had a trapped nerve years ago and could only move half his face for months

Tony Turbo - Put a turbo sticker on the window of his orion 1.4 about 12 years ago

Trigger - my cousin who has no sense

Zippy - talks out the side of his mouth

Big G

Phones in the other room so off the top of my head

Bungalow - Got fuck all upstairs
Chippy monster - Fat cunt that lives in the chippy
Hairy eyes - Got a mono brow
Slippy knickers - Whore
Cocknose - 1 huge snotter
Plug - Bash Street Kids
Slim - 20+ stone of lard
Boz - Wonky eyed fucker
Limp Leg
Wicket legs - Skinny runt thats hung like a horse
Bonfire bollocks - Ginger cunt
Jed - Goes cycling looking like a twin
Ward - See above

kosman

fathead
mussel
spanky
pippy
menz
dipshit kev
mongo

Dub604

This is hilarious!!
mostly we just call each other by last names though

Ice man!, his last name is heitzman drunk evening = iceman
Fucker
Fuckler
MEHOW
Moemar. persian bloke I know called moe

ill dig out my phone, a few more in there im sure

bad boy rs

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Pinhead
large
mess
gums
obe ( one big ear )
football head
sloth

mrjenrst

timmy tromboner, camp as fuck so we can see him tromboneing someones cock.
Slag, dont know how his name came about tbh.

GAZ W

dooley
blister (always appears when the work is done)
saspra
yak
wac
sporty
cheeko
belly
custom
dardy
deacon (as in joey deacon)
dingy
drip
mallet
trosky

fraser9764

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some good'uns at work,
GT (ginger tosser), self explanatory
Knob rot, no idea
loaf head, head shaped like a loaf of bread
dog, looks like a dog
moron, surname is moran
yoda, looks like yoda
inch high, shortarse
slugger, rugby player - walks like a cripple
muscles, body builder

dangerousbrian

ses
chirpy
breath (as in bad)
burt
chuckles
big gay dan (aka pinhead)
eggy
fozz
wacka
maxi
oz
trigger
sexy daz (ugly fucker)
werzle

jamesXXX

boots off brian- always putting his feet up
18 inches- had an accident and lost half of his foot
28 pence- he is the uk version of 50 cents
bob the branch- tree surgeon
cock film colin
trevor the tractor- no idea, he drives a truck

Jay,

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a few

fuck face
cunt chops
bollock chops
fruit
lofty
plum

think theres a few more lol

zetec-Sam

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I generally call my best male mate 'cunt', does this count?

BigErn

aka handsome daz

He used to get called "teeth and lugs" back in the day too

The DIVA

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Jod
Lave
Monster
Dangerous
Maniac(Tony Mannock.... needs no further explanation)
Horse
Tib
Jad
Knob
Shorty
Kingy
Lace
Mad Dog
Molly
Mushy
Nellie
Nutter
Owy
Mcrash
Planet
Pob
Porkie
Prov
Bellend
Cheese Boy
Shippo
Sonic
Wigg
The Dog
Toughy
Wako
Wobbler
Xen
Zafar


Fook me, i got loads

fish99

Only got a few

Bernard... Neck looks like a Turkey
Bongo... Books on and never goes out
Silas... Sorry im late again steve
LC..(Elsie) Lazy C**t
Blade.. Not very sharp

OldDan

Ball Bag and Tap Dick

dangerousbrian

one above just reminded me...not a nickname as such as we dont say it to his face because its a bit harsh..he lost a bit of his foot and walks with a limp bobbing up and down.we call him 5 foot 6foot

RWD_cossie_wil

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My favourite nicknames ever are two lads I work with.

Earth- zero potential
opium- slow working dope

used to have a Scottish boss who we called klunk (from wacky races), as you couldn't understand a word he said, just all high pitched whistles and teeth noises.

Oh, and another bloke at work is called "the porridge wog from the synagog" , as he is Scottish and looks like a Jew!

DazS1Turbo

Fking Superb ha ha

Kieron

Butthead - Has a laugh like Beavis & Butthead
Dangerous - Has big ears like Dangerous Brian
Hunt - His name is Mike
Fugly - Cause he is
Pretty Boy - Loves himself

1223456

Bare back anal rimmer - his name is m rimmer and wont nail his mrs without his wellies

ske247

a few that stand out for me:

big lou - looks like lou ferrigno (the incredible hulk)
tosscheese - likes cheese, dont know where toss came from
thrush - annoying c**t
mangle - had same haircut as joe mangle from neighbours (short on top with mullet)

eddie_od

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Just remembered another one for ma mates bro

Keyser Soze - Cause he walks with a limp

Lambchop

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Wingers!

Met my mate at uni and his name is Euan Brown. Someone kept calling him Brown wings then wingers just stuck.

Funny as EVERYONE knows him as wingers but god forbid the day i have to explain to my mum its a reference to giving some anal action

KSA-Cossie

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Work with a guy who's "bert the darky sparky" and a mate who's "scotty two hotty and the rebel mc"

D16PJM

Just a couple

BOTTOM LIP BOB= has a big bottom lip
GAY GORDON= Name is gordon and his gay
MR BRIT-ASS= Surname is britain and his huge
ROOSTER= no idea
POMPIE= where his from
WOMB LADY= Long story but all to do with how she dresses