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Old 04-02-2010, 07:15 AM
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Default today i'm travelling to heathrow

yes i'm travelling to heathrow today

what am i picking up ?

you can all guess till i get back

i will put some pics up of..................... ???
Old 04-02-2010, 07:26 AM
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a tai bride????
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a massive box of black mamba anal intruder dildo's to sell on ebay?

if so i know Rick Assley was looking for one.
Old 04-02-2010, 07:49 AM
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Has to be drugs...
Old 04-02-2010, 07:52 AM
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a suspisious package........
Old 04-02-2010, 07:58 AM
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Duh just realised, heathrow!! It's a fucking plane isn't it?!
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it could be some old relic left in a hanger........know a lot of people to pick up cars from there
Old 04-02-2010, 08:03 AM
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BM08's secret supply of ridiculous questions for the internet ?
Old 04-02-2010, 08:04 AM
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Originally Posted by john
BM08's secret supply of ridiculous questions for the internet ?

Absolute ROTF, belter
Old 04-02-2010, 08:05 AM
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heathrow is near dojj?

mayeb you're gagging him and putting him in the boot of your car to go and cut his fingers off so he cant type anymore?

Hope so.
Old 04-02-2010, 08:29 AM
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Your aunt Dorris who's just got back off her holiday?
Old 04-02-2010, 09:00 AM
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Originally Posted by Lambchop
heathrow is near dojj?

mayeb you're gagging him and putting him in the boot of your car to go and cut his fingers off so he cant type anymore?

Hope so.
was going to mention Dojj myself
Old 04-02-2010, 11:04 AM
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thats some traveling must be a tai hooker or some really good cocain ,or mabe just a car you mate left there
Old 04-02-2010, 11:14 AM
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Shouldn't he be back by now?

Busted by the border agency?
Old 04-02-2010, 12:44 PM
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Is it more washing powder?
Old 04-02-2010, 12:47 PM
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mabe he run out the last shipment of daz or a bulk load fabric softner
Old 04-02-2010, 12:52 PM
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he ain't coming to pick me up

so the only other thing other than a thai mail order bride has to be a russian mail order bride

or some soap.........
Old 04-02-2010, 01:03 PM
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or a cabbage
Old 04-02-2010, 01:14 PM
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Defo soap i know he`s a rangers supporter.
Old 04-02-2010, 01:18 PM
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An illegally smuggled heavily pregant Gecko?
Old 04-02-2010, 01:23 PM
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he lives in scotland
he's coming to heathrow
it's going to tkae him a day to get here
then another one to get back
if someone knows his phone number give him a call and see if he wants to pop in for a cup of tea or soemthing
Old 04-02-2010, 02:43 PM
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Originally Posted by PeterRST
Shouldn't he be back by now?

Busted by the border agency?
he left @09.15 and you post 4 hours later shouldnt he be back by now?
he aint driving a mapped 335d you know
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Originally Posted by dojj
if someone knows his phone number give him a call and see if he wants to pop in for a cup of tea or soemthing
very nice of you mr.dojj
Old 04-02-2010, 02:53 PM
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let me know then

although it might take him longer to get through southall than it does to get back to scotland on a bad day
Old 04-02-2010, 03:06 PM
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Originally Posted by cabrio zo
An illegally smuggled heavily pregant Gecko?
as opposed to legally smuggled slighty pregant Gevkos?

@ the randomness
Old 04-02-2010, 03:33 PM
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Originally Posted by RC4
he left @09.15 and you post 4 hours later shouldnt he be back by now?
he aint driving a mapped 335d you know


Didn't notice he was from Scotland...

Why is he not picking up his new russian/thai fuck buddy from Prestwick, though?
Old 04-02-2010, 03:50 PM
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Originally Posted by AlexF
as opposed to legally smuggled slighty pregant Gevkos?

@ the randomness
I did wonder after I posted, as all smuggling is illegal surely, especially endangered species?!

I can't find the original article that prompted my post above

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/810606-...his-underpants
Old 04-02-2010, 06:32 PM
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Originally Posted by RC4
he aint driving a mapped 335d you know
haha
Old 04-02-2010, 06:47 PM
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i know wat ur gettingg...its some rockys!!! only someone from west london will know what that is


[its a lil fast food shop that is amazingggggggggggggggggggggggggggg...get a chicken burger chips theyrr deeelishhh]
Old 04-02-2010, 06:49 PM
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What a quality thread!

So he's travelling from Scotland to Heathrow to pick 'something' up...... How's he travelling down, plane, train or automobile?
Has he taken clean clothes? Money? A friend? A friend of a friend?

Who knows?

Who cares?
Old 04-02-2010, 07:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Mal.
What a quality thread!

So he's travelling from Scotland to Heathrow to pick 'something' up...... How's he travelling down, plane, train or automobile?
Has he taken clean clothes? Money? A friend? A friend of a friend?

Who knows?

Who cares?

after reading your reply i now do so many things i want to know now
Old 04-02-2010, 07:28 PM
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Originally Posted by tejy
i know wat ur gettingg...its some rockys!!! only someone from west london will know what that is


[its a lil fast food shop that is amazingggggggggggggggggggggggggggg...get a chicken burger chips theyrr deeelishhh]

come out of heathrow
do a right
go down the road until you get to the first set of shops on the right (a few miles)
munch
Old 04-02-2010, 07:35 PM
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Some old hack of a Ford that should of been scrapped years ago, but now can sit in your garage eating your bank account?
Old 05-02-2010, 03:02 PM
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well i'm back
great reply's
dojj you live near heathrow ?
should have popped in !!!!
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here's a clue this is the only place in the uk that it can be picked up !!
Old 05-02-2010, 03:17 PM
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Originally Posted by dazoriginal
here's a clue this is the only place in the uk that it can be picked up !!
An immigrant, there's loads of the fookers round here
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a jet engine for that RST that was on ebay>
Old 05-02-2010, 03:36 PM
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i was in heathrow as i was picking up my new dog !!
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you just like the way the customs people stretch the rubber gloves first?
lol
Old 05-02-2010, 03:40 PM
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lol
what a drive
can anyone answer this - what is the time saved by going through the m6 toll
or the miles ?


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