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Old 03-02-2010, 02:22 PM
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Chip - because he always churps in with his "honest opinion". And I can still remember when he put posts about having 5 somes etc. Although he's does put some useful info up.

Benni - Just an absolute bellend. No good points...

Porkie - Because he has too much money and FAR too much fun!

Johhny B - For putting pictures of other blokes shagging his wife, it's not cool mate. And neither is rubbing ball sacks with another bloke!

And anyone who trys to chat up some random bird with X's all over her name!!
Old 03-02-2010, 03:33 PM
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[quote=Drunken Master;4698446]

And anyone who trys to chat up some random bird with X's all over her name!![/quote]


who are you implying?
Old 03-02-2010, 03:47 PM
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people that say jap crap..

i can member one time i was in the rx7 and some dumb fucktard in a 'ratted' polo got out and said thers no point in a fast car in Britain and an rx7 is a sack jap crap. id just run a 12second 1/4 aswel and his car couldnt do more than like 20mph because it was so stupidly low with dumb camber.
Old 03-02-2010, 03:51 PM
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Originally Posted by S1 JOHN S1
Wow,I am really suprised i am not on that list
Or that turnip (cossiebags?)

You should count your lucky stars John, I've lost sleep wondering why I'm on a happy slapping list, I mean I'm mediocre and hardly noticed surely there are people more deserving

p.s. if anyone says anything remotely nasty about me I'm reporting your arses to the mods, as I am a sensitive soul

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Old 03-02-2010, 03:56 PM
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[quote=xHayleyx;4698584]
Originally Posted by Drunken Master

And anyone who trys to chat up some random bird with X's all over her name!![/quote]


who are you implying?
Simple really, anyone who trys to chat up a random bird with x's in her name, i.e. Doug bless him

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Old 03-02-2010, 04:00 PM
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Up yours John
Old 03-02-2010, 04:05 PM
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[quote=cabrio zo;4698622]
Originally Posted by xHayleyx
Simple really, anyone who trys to chat up a random bird with x's in her name, i.e. Doug bless him
poor doug eh...
Old 03-02-2010, 04:13 PM
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Originally Posted by cabrio zo
Or that turnip (cossiebags?)
Thats the one
I thought there was someone else.

Slapping him just wouldnt do, he'd get a bitch slap, proper, hairy side of the hand number,one that starts from the waist.
He's the type of cunt that gives the mongs a bad name!
Old 03-02-2010, 04:14 PM
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Originally Posted by S1 JOHN S1
Nah nah up "your's" it'll feel better
PMSL good come back
Old 03-02-2010, 04:16 PM
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The fat lofty nonce and the Doc...

Old 03-02-2010, 04:28 PM
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Originally Posted by D700 OMB
He's the type of cunt that gives the mongs a bad name!
One of Bon Jovi's lesser radio-friendly singalong ditties...
Old 03-02-2010, 04:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Chip
Well im at all the shows and am easy to find, so just bring your keyboard to hit me round the head with then mate


1) Everybody on Hadland's RS500 thread that had to give their two penneth about 'Jacko being shit' or 'Martin should have gone to my mate Bob the polish painter with one eye and braided pubes' - its a problem between two people whom are more than capable of sorting it all out without having 18 pages of input from a bunch of clueless pricks on the internet.

2) Dave for breaking Yum before at least having a crack down Brunters to see what it did - build up was huge, shame it never happened Although Iwouldn't acutally slap Dave because he isn't exactly a small fella!

3) Everybody that thinks RST's that do 12's are quick. They aren't.

That is all
Old 03-02-2010, 04:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Bullett
touche!!

if im honest theres only a few i can remember.

cossienuts aint on here now but he has always been up there. being my other halves ex helps toward it and the rest is he was a prick

aaroncast,cant stand him even on the escos site. lol






i bet theres a good few that would say stu if i werent for them being scared of getting banned lol
you aiming that on me lol
Old 03-02-2010, 04:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Little-AL
3) Everybody that thinks RST's that do 12's are quick. They aren't.
So getting a 20 year old bean tin to do a quarter mile in a time that would embarrass a fair few super cars isn't quick? So that means super cars aren't quick either?

That's it, you can go on my list
Old 03-02-2010, 04:37 PM
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12 sec 1/4mile is a quick car mate behave yourself
Old 03-02-2010, 05:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Little-AL


1) Everybody on Hadland's RS500 thread that had to give their two penneth about 'Jacko being shit' or 'Martin should have gone to my mate Bob the polish painter with one eye and braided pubes' - its a problem between two people whom are more than capable of sorting it all out without having 18 pages of input from a bunch of clueless pricks on the internet.

2) Dave for breaking Yum before at least having a crack down Brunters to see what it did - build up was huge, shame it never happened Although Iwouldn't acutally slap Dave because he isn't exactly a small fella!

3) Everybody that thinks RST's that do 12's are quick. They aren't.

That is all


Cheers l look forward to it, how ever it did 194 at brunters im sure that was enough thou, well was for me. And yes im not a small fella. so give it your best shot because you wont get a second chance!!

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Old 03-02-2010, 06:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Ebonycossie4x4
Im surprised im not on this thread.. Im sure ive pissed off plenty of people.

So be honest i always have run ins with the same old people on here.

Rich St170 i think is one but i dont want to slap him lol.

And danneth, Hes another one but once again he doesn't need a slap!
oh no i do, now which way to do want me to bend over?
Old 03-02-2010, 06:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Its Dave
Cheers l look forward to it, how ever it did 194 at brunters im sure that was enough thou, well was for me. And yes im not a small fella. so give it your best shot because you wont get a second chance!!
Forgetting your sense of humour puts you on the list



Kosman for being a Dogger

And a few wet cunts just for generally being soft and wimpy.
Old 03-02-2010, 06:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Flux Capacitor.


He is the only one that has a current issue.
I dont claim to be a saint and yes most of the trouble I get I deserve as I have been proper lazy in the past but all else has been sorted.

I take it you sent Jan his ECU back then?
Old 03-02-2010, 06:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Big G
Forgetting your sense of humour puts you on the list



Kosman for being a Dogger

And a few wet cunts just for generally being soft and wimpy.



Thankyou
Old 03-02-2010, 07:59 PM
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Originally Posted by bristol_fez
I take it you sent Jan his ECU back then?
he counldnt as he was at his 5th grannys funeral and has moved house again and changed jobs again and and and and and and

Mike
Old 03-02-2010, 08:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Little-AL



3) Everybody that thinks RST's that do 12's are quick. They aren't.
so any other car that does a 12s is fast?? a 12s road car is stupidly quick. specially when its a FWD 25year old escort.
ur on my slap list.
Old 03-02-2010, 08:09 PM
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Originally Posted by cossiebags
you aiming that on me lol

eh?which bit?
Old 03-02-2010, 09:03 PM
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Originally Posted by bristol_fez
I take it you sent Jan his ECU back then?

Yes that has been returned.
Old 03-02-2010, 09:06 PM
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Originally Posted by MikeR
he counldnt as he was at his 5th grannys funeral and has moved house again and changed jobs again and and and and and and

Mike

If you find the death of my family members funny then you are indeed a cock
Old 03-02-2010, 09:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Flux Capacitor.
If you find the death of my family members funny then you are indeed a cock
I dont find any death funny Simon, l find your excuses funny though, along with most of this forum

Mike
Old 03-02-2010, 09:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Flux Capacitor.
Yes that has been returned l have put it in the post yesterday.


Right, that old saying
Old 03-02-2010, 10:19 PM
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Would like to slap kidsrs with my chopper
Old 04-02-2010, 10:54 AM
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woooh calm down everyone,, we all knew this thread was gonna cause trouble!
Old 04-02-2010, 10:56 AM
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Originally Posted by xHayleyx
woooh calm down everyone,, we all knew this thread was gonna cause trouble!
It's a childish thread with a Childish title Hayley....

Bound to cause trouble just by reading the title.

Still though.................. I'd like to slap Paul A.K.A Cossiejsy.

Just for the sake he is off work and I am not. haha.

Love you really Paul.
Old 04-02-2010, 11:03 AM
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were all on here for the same reason,, we have a Passion for Fords

chill out everyone!!
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Originally Posted by MikeR
I dont find any death funny Simon, l find your excuses funny though, along with most of this forum

Mike
Sorry, I have never lied about deaths in my familiy and there have been several including one very close to me just before xmas which isnt public knowledge.
Perhaps you need one in your familiy to realise it isnt a joking matter
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Originally Posted by xHayleyx
were all on here for the same reason,, we have a Passion for Fords
Old 04-02-2010, 11:06 AM
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Originally Posted by Flux Capacitor.
Sorry, I have never lied about deaths in my familiy and there have been several including one very close to me just before xmas which isnt public knowledge.
Perhaps you need one in your familiy to realise it isnt a joking matter
I dont for one minute think it is a laughing matter Simon, and l am sorry to hear of your recent loss, l find your excuses a laughing matter though, you only have to trawl through the threads about you to see there is a fairly common piss take on your excuse's apologuies if l touched a sore nerve with that one,

Mike
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Originally Posted by Flux Capacitor.
was waiting for that!

hahah what a poor attempt from me !!
what a cheesey line!

im am a


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