A Thursday evening joke!!!
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3 tortoises Jim,Ray and Jeff go for a picnic 10 miles from where they live!it takes them 10 days to get there.
When they arrive they find they've forgot the bottle opener.Jim and Ray ask Jeff to fetch it!Jef sez "fuck off by the time i get back u'd eaten all the sandwiches!".Jim and Ray promise not to eat the sandwiches,so Jeff agrees to go.
10 days pass and Jeff has not returned,20 days pass and he's still not returned.Jim and Ray are fuckin starvin but keep their promise not to eat the sandwiches.25 days pass and they say "fuck it we're gonna starve if we dont eat".They start to eatthe sandwiches and Jeff jumps from behind a rock and shouts"I fuckin knew it,you bastards.I'm not going now!"
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When they arrive they find they've forgot the bottle opener.Jim and Ray ask Jeff to fetch it!Jef sez "fuck off by the time i get back u'd eaten all the sandwiches!".Jim and Ray promise not to eat the sandwiches,so Jeff agrees to go.
10 days pass and Jeff has not returned,20 days pass and he's still not returned.Jim and Ray are fuckin starvin but keep their promise not to eat the sandwiches.25 days pass and they say "fuck it we're gonna starve if we dont eat".They start to eatthe sandwiches and Jeff jumps from behind a rock and shouts"I fuckin knew it,you bastards.I'm not going now!"
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