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Old 14-12-2009, 05:20 AM
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dose it hurt as im going in friday
Old 14-12-2009, 05:27 AM
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does having ur ball sack cut open and ur tubes welded together hurt...????......something tells me it will......................
Old 14-12-2009, 05:41 AM
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Na mate, walk in the park
My dad had it done and couldn't walk afterwards, so enjoy
Old 14-12-2009, 06:12 AM
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Oh dear, the Mrs. has you then! You are no good to any other woman now!
Old 14-12-2009, 06:12 AM
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It's not too late to pull out! (excuse the pun)
Old 14-12-2009, 06:45 AM
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Originally Posted by davek1
dose it hurt as im going in friday
in a word....NO.... piece of piss
Old 14-12-2009, 06:49 AM
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i cant understand why anyone would want this done
Old 14-12-2009, 06:50 AM
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didn't hurt at all, but i was under a general anashetic cos i am a big girls blouse. had to wear tight undies for a bit to stop them swinging about and they ache from time to time but nothing major.
Old 14-12-2009, 06:50 AM
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Originally Posted by CossieRich
i cant understand why anyone would want this done
because they don't want any more kids?
Old 14-12-2009, 06:55 AM
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yes i know that but surely there are other forms of contraceptive that couples can use that dont require an operation is what i meant mate
Old 14-12-2009, 06:57 AM
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Originally Posted by CossieRich
i cant understand why anyone would want this done
mabey condoms are too tight? if so, i know how you feel.
Old 14-12-2009, 07:11 AM
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Originally Posted by davek1
dose it hurt as im going in friday
its no problem really a little embarassing at first having a male doctor playing with your crown jewels and a sexy nurse stood next to him
the most painfull part is the injection is into each gonad,this is pain you cannot describe but only lasts a few seconds.
worth the pain and a little discomfort as its been asked before "why have this done" the simple answer is to make sure you get get caught our with any more kids is the obvious answer but its afr easier for a man to be steralized than a woman as that is a major operation.yes you can use other forms of birth control but again its alwasy the woman who has to take or insert theses again unfair to the woman as it does over time take it out of a womans body
there is nothing un manly about having the snip when you get to an age where you have done your bit of the world and had a couple of kids its the best thing to do,
enjoy
Old 14-12-2009, 07:16 AM
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Pete sums it up quite well.
Old 14-12-2009, 07:23 AM
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Originally Posted by pete mcrash
does having ur ball sack cut open and ur tubes welded together hurt...????......something tells me it will......................

f**CKING QUALITY COMMENT! HAD ME IN BITS! lol
Old 14-12-2009, 07:24 AM
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and mate, its a little bit to late to ask that question now
Old 14-12-2009, 07:26 AM
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Originally Posted by pete mcrash
does having ur ball sack cut open and ur tubes welded together hurt...????......something tells me it will......................
well actually what you descibe dosent hurt,only the injection hurts
Old 14-12-2009, 07:31 AM
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Got to book myself in for the snip

Have 3 girls, don't want any more

Steve
Old 14-12-2009, 07:31 AM
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ballbag saya no,although the wife doesnt agree.


cheers james
Old 14-12-2009, 07:39 AM
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dad had his done, layed on the settee for 3 days and couldnt do anything, got off there to go to the toilet or bed.

had to walk like a cowboy for ages and couldnt ride his motorbike or drive
Old 14-12-2009, 08:00 AM
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Serious question... Excuse my ignorance.

After the snip, you can still perform in every way, still shoot a load except its a blank one aye?
Old 14-12-2009, 08:04 AM
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i had it done couple years back, was a doddle, when he burned the tubes it did hurt a tad weird feeling, its more embarising than the pain to be honest, if you hung like a horse you got nothing to worry about
Old 14-12-2009, 08:23 AM
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these days nothing hurts, mine was done within 20 minutes and then i went home...dont know why pete had a painfull injection because i didnt....
had to wear speedos for the next few days to stop any swelling and i ached a bit when having a sesh in the sack but honestly one of the easiest things iv done...

cheers danny
Old 14-12-2009, 08:25 AM
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Originally Posted by Coldo
Serious question... Excuse my ignorance.

After the snip, you can still perform in every way, still shoot a load except its a blank one aye?
yes mate everythings the same as...


cheers danny
Old 14-12-2009, 08:26 AM
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I'm booked in at the end of Jan. Can't say I'm looking forward to it!
Old 14-12-2009, 10:00 AM
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I was knocked out completely, but just a little aching afterwards, wear tight pants and take pain killers for a few days.
BUT beware the first time you pull one off after the op, I found my load went miles , flew right past my head lol , might be a coincidence but that' s what happened to me lol.

Jason

PS performs exactly the same afterwards but without the zing in the sting
Old 14-12-2009, 10:37 AM
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Originally Posted by DanW@FastFord
I'm booked in at the end of Jan. Can't say I'm looking forward to it!
Im also booked in the end of Jan
Old 14-12-2009, 10:43 AM
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NO WAY, fuck that. I can't bear hospitals etc as it is never mind CHOOSING to get my balls slashed!

One guy from work got it done and the day before one other guy took a banana and 2 plums, laid them out to look like a cock, squirted tomato sauce everywhere, took a pic and emailed it round the office
Old 14-12-2009, 03:37 PM
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The only time im getting the snip is if every other method of contraception just doesnt work

Just seems extreme when theres many other forms of contraception that work.
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Originally Posted by warrenpenalver
Just seems extreme when theres many other forms of contraception that work.
The Pill/IUDs/implants all introduce hormones into the woman's body. For some it can have very adverse reactions including severe depression. So that leaves condoms or the snip. I'd rather do without sex than wear a condom, so that leaves one option left!
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Originally Posted by b19 dfp
these days nothing hurts, mine was done within 20 minutes and then i went home...dont know why pete had a painfull injection because i didnt....
Originally Posted by b19 dfp
had to wear speedos for the next few days to stop any swelling and i ached a bit when having a sesh in the sack but honestly one of the easiest things iv done...

cheers danny
you must have "balls" of steel I was warned by the doctor the injection may hurt,he was right
I was in about 20 mins also then drove myself home
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Originally Posted by DanW@FastFord
The Pill/IUDs/implants all introduce hormones into the woman's body. For some it can have very adverse reactions including severe depression. So that leaves condoms or the snip. I'd rather do without sex than wear a condom, so that leaves one option left!


Lets hope they sort out the male pill soon
Old 14-12-2009, 04:10 PM
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dont think i'd ever have this done; but if i did, i would ask to keep the swelling but take away the pain!
Old 14-12-2009, 04:12 PM
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Originally Posted by pete mcrash
does having ur ball sack cut open ...............................something tells me it will......................
They don't cut your sack.

.
Old 14-12-2009, 04:18 PM
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give me half an hour, I'll put up a pic of mine that might change your mind!!!
Old 14-12-2009, 04:20 PM
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Originally Posted by focusv8
They don't cut your sack.

.
yes they do mate I have the scar to proove
Old 14-12-2009, 04:29 PM
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Here we go, this was about two days in. After this it all turned black then the blood started to run into the base of my johnson. It fucking killed to touch and it was all red hot. Wore the sack they give you for nigh on two weeks. Pure agony. The process itself is embarassing as fuck as the nurses talk about having sausages for tea whilst your kid is just hanging their. Theres a few different ways of having it done, mine was a small slit in each side, tubes cut and section removed then ends burnt aswell for good measure then stitched back up. The tugging of the tubes is unreal, doesnt hurt but feels so weird. The injections to numb things really do kill, felt like he was putting too much in too quickly, dont mind pain but my back was arched and sweating like mad. The worst thing is that you have to shave all your sack so the dog can see the rabbit so afterwards when your in agony youve got the itchiest sack known to man and cant touch it as it kills!! Best of luck ....
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Great!!!
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trust me, that picture was nothing, I ended up like elephant man, ball bag the size of a fuckin grapefruit all black and purple!!
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Nice balls. This'll be Stevenebm's new favourite thread, I can just see him suckin' his computer screen


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