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Old 14-12-2009, 04:40 PM
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My missus got the womans version of the snip...her idea as she didnt want anymore kids....... i said

Are you sure, ok then if its what you want

Fucked if someone was setting about my nads with a pair of pliers lol

She took a long time to recover though and when i went to collect her she could hardly walk

Warned though, if i ever got another woman pregnant and especially if it was a baby girl born id better run for my fuckin life
Old 14-12-2009, 04:41 PM
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Lol StephenC, fuck that for a laugh!

I suppose if it needs to be done it needs to be done... but can't see me ever going through that.

Just noticed 'fuck that for a laugh' is a tag too. Haha!

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Old 14-12-2009, 04:41 PM
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yh it all works the same as it only stops the actual sperm, and that would fit on the top of a pin head, realy isnt much in it for how much junk there is around it.

they told my dad its not always 100% effective either
Old 14-12-2009, 04:46 PM
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Na dont hurt, a little sore after but the thing that hurts the most is no sex for six weeks after!!!!!!!!!!
i lasted just 1 day and fuk it hurt so she sucked em better
Old 14-12-2009, 04:49 PM
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Originally Posted by CossieRich
i cant understand why anyone would want this done

For - no scumette can trap your sorry ass.

For - no accidents with your lady.

For - your lady can get off the pill

Against - no lady will believe you you've had it done.

Against - you still leave a mess


There is a common myth that you don't shoot anything afterwards. Not true. You'll still be needing the bog roll beside the bed.
Old 14-12-2009, 04:53 PM
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Originally Posted by pacwest
. You'll still be needing the bog roll beside the bed.
Old 14-12-2009, 05:01 PM
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Originally Posted by LHD220Turbo
dont bother with bog roll just wipe it on her nikers cus you'll need the bog roll and wont av any and she'd be pissed if u wiped ur ass with her nikers
Old 14-12-2009, 05:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Stoo
Nice balls.
Old 14-12-2009, 05:06 PM
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Originally Posted by RS Specialist
yes they do mate I have the scar to proove
They didn't cut mine.
The cuts are higher up.

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Old 14-12-2009, 05:08 PM
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Originally Posted by slimboyfat
dont bother with bog roll just wipe it on her nikers cus you'll need the bog roll and wont av any and she'd be pissed if u wiped ur ass with her nikers
I dont blame her, i'd be pissed off if you wiped anything on my trainers !!!
Old 14-12-2009, 05:23 PM
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Should have said toilet paper.
Old 14-12-2009, 05:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Stoo
Nice balls.
does anyone actually have nice balls?? Weird looking fuckers arent they, if you saw them on an animal youd laugh!!
Old 14-12-2009, 05:59 PM
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ie had the snip & to be honest the worst bit for me was shaving me nut clusters i practised 2 weeks b4 fook me it itches like hellthe injection didnt hurt i was sat up watching him injection in each nut small cut either side of your ball bag about 10 mm long crochet needle to hook the tubes out clamp it off cut fold in half tie it off to both ends it looks like spaghetti when he hooked the first one out i asked if i could cut it surprisingly he let me it didnt hurt but my stomache went into washing machine mode so i let him do the rest while i watched .none of it ever hurt wore swimming trunks for 2 days & that was that simple



ITS THE LEAST I COULD DO AFTER I WATCHED MY SON & DAUGHTER COME INTO THIS WORLD ,ITS ONLY FAIR .
Old 14-12-2009, 06:18 PM
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Does the injection actually go into the ball or just the sack?

I'm sat here wincing No chance I'd ever have this done! I'd sooner rip my Mrs. ovaries out with my teeth.
Old 14-12-2009, 06:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Rick Astley
Does the injection actually go into the ball or just the sack?

I'm sat here wincing No chance I'd ever have this done! I'd sooner rip my Mrs. ovaries out with my teeth.
the injections go straight into each ball it does,nt hurt
Old 14-12-2009, 06:35 PM
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the guy that did mine, lets call him butcher for now!!, put one into the very top of my legs where it meets your pubic area, apparantly theres a main vein their that goes down to you nads, the idea been this numbs the ball area, then once that had took affect he injected each side of the conker sack then cut it open. I had a fatty lump on my left hand side so he had to cut further down which I think was the root of all my problems.
Old 14-12-2009, 06:45 PM
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i was done end off october and like others have said no real problem at all, they burn a small hole in your sack and then burn your tubes, the only pain you should feel is the injections and allso when they cut you tube away from the skin so they can cut them (burn them apart) as this sent a right good pain up my side like i had been kicked very hard lol but after that all was ok and felt fine and in the end it was nout to worry about
Old 14-12-2009, 06:48 PM
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I had a injection in my arm first which gave you the same effect as being drunk then they inject your nether regions ready to start.

As already said the injections are the worst bit but if you don't mind needles then it will be fine. If it was a straight choice between having a tooth out and the snip then the snip would win everytime.

I could think of better things to get for Christmas though
Old 14-12-2009, 07:00 PM
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Couple of ma mates went threw that and when they went back for the check up they both still had swimmers so fuk it am no goin
Old 14-12-2009, 07:24 PM
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Originally Posted by DanW@FastFord
The Pill/IUDs/implants all introduce hormones into the woman's body. For some it can have very adverse reactions including severe depression. So that leaves condoms or the snip. I'd rather do without sex than wear a condom, so that leaves one option left!


also something to think about, other methods of contraception doesnt always work,

i have a boy and a girl who werent planned but i love them both dearly.
my partner was on the pill the 1st time and had, had the injection the 2nd which is why i want the snip.
we checked with the doctors that Danielle had been having the injection at the correct time and was told there are a very small number of women that it doesnt work on.
Old 14-12-2009, 09:15 PM
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Originally Posted by mar_k
also something to think about, other methods of contraception doesnt always work,

i have a boy and a girl who werent planned but i love them both dearly.
my partner was on the pill the 1st time and had, had the injection the 2nd which is why i want the snip.
we checked with the doctors that Danielle had been having the injection at the correct time and was told there are a very small number of women that it doesnt work on.
snips not 100% though mate. and you sound like you have some right swimmers there
Old 14-12-2009, 09:33 PM
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Originally Posted by StephenC
does anyone actually have nice balls?? Weird looking fuckers arent they, if you saw them on an animal youd laugh!!
Yeah they are pretty strange looking things. Can't see why women would want to suck on them when they're down there, especially if they're sweaty.
Old 14-12-2009, 09:39 PM
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pmsl at some of names people have got for balls on here- "nut clusters"!!
haha (immature little giggle).

Fair do's to StephenC posting a pic of his balls on here though!! lol

My ex had had it done after having 2 kids with his ex-wife and thought without a doubt that he'd done his bit and wouldnt want anymore.
Life doesnt always go to plan though.

Im suprised how many guys have had it done to be honest.
Old 15-12-2009, 12:29 AM
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I am glad someone else posted this up,its good to read about other peoples experiences.I am booked in for the 20th of Jan to have it done.I am not worried,honest .My mate says its like you have been kicked in the spuds after
Old 15-12-2009, 01:00 AM
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hhhhm ive been thinking about it,my missus keeps saying she wants to try for a girl,(we already have 2 boys),and i dont fancy another,she says ok but i am thinking that she can always trap me. plus ive already had 2 ops the the old nutskies,1 when i was younger and i twisted the other one after sex last year,it span round 180 degrees and hurt and looked gross,so needed an op to hold it in place lol.dont think i can make it op no 3 down there.
Old 15-12-2009, 01:09 AM
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The thought of being able to feel them pulling out the "thread" is enough to make me never ever want to do this. I think that its possibly the worst idea known to man.

Women get the pleasure of child birth(!) They should be the ones to get their tubes tied!
Old 15-12-2009, 08:56 AM
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Had mine done just over 4 years now and except for the discomfort its the best thing i've ever done!WAAAYY better than having to use condoms or other methods.
I had mine done quite young as the mrs had suffered with healing after 2 ceasarean(sp). They said that if we had another (which we didn't want) she could well end up with serious difficulties.
I had a general as i was sat waiting on my own and the thought of his scalpel near my bits filled me with fear! I wasn't embarrased about having my bits out as lets face it they've seen plenty so my isn't going to concern them too much.
Had about a week of real discomfort but then the pain subsided and after about 2 weeks i could do most things with just a slight pain. Stuck to the painkillers religiously and all was well really. Driving was difficult (especially when you have to pull up suddenly)or if you moved awkwardly and crushed them!!

Most embarrassing things for me were that my mrs didn't drive at the time and the only people around to drop me off - mum and dad (mum asked if i wanted her to come in with me ) then having to take the "sample" in - still warm.

Best tip i'd offer too is to shave ya plums yourself beforehand as a nice gillette round them is better than the disposables they use.

I'm sure the docs already told you the downsides - it can heal back up, dull pain in your balls etc etc.....I have a slight shooting pain sometimes and occasionally pain around the scars but nothing major to worry about. Also my stitches didn't dissolve so had to go to the nurse at my GP's to have them removed!
Old 15-12-2009, 01:08 PM
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that picture was totally unexpected

fooking made me gringe
Old 15-12-2009, 02:49 PM
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Originally Posted by M K
that picture was totally unexpected

fooking made me gringe
tell me about it!! I showed the boys how bad they looked and they all agree, they aint getting it done!!!!
Old 15-12-2009, 03:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Stoo
Nice balls. This'll be Stevenebm's new favourite thread, I can just see him suckin' his computer screen
Old 15-12-2009, 03:30 PM
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on a good note, heres a song for you that they should play when you DO get it done!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YUuyzQDmjY
Old 21-12-2009, 06:23 AM
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was ment to go friday but couldn't get there as to much snow near me so re booked for the 14 of jan but some good awnsers thanks
Old 21-12-2009, 07:29 AM
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I'd have used an excuse like that too mate
Old 21-12-2009, 07:42 AM
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Im ok cause i dont get sex lol.Na really fook that im not getting my pipes snipped.
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Currently sat with my feet up after having had it done yesterday. The actual op didn't really hurt at all - in fact the most painful bit was when he removed this sticky backed sheet thing as it had stuck to my leg hair!

Was uncomfortable, and a bit 'weird', but no where near as bad as I was expecting.

If there's anyone who's booked in to have it done - don't worry!!
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arrrrrrrgh scary thought fair play going through with it bet if you got a male cat or dog they laughin at you hey now you now how they feel lol
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Funny you should say that. Got two male cats, and they were both sitting on the table staring at me last night! Now I know why!!
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can i just say good on you davek1 in doing what yr doing, im 32 now and im going to do it wen i sort it out. i decided years ago i did not want kids at all and have stayed away from one nite stands a nutter girls, ive had plenty of gfriends but its always been in the back of my mind she can get pregnant even with condoms ect ect and thats always worried me hence short relationships, my last gf had her tubes done after her two children so happy days but we grew apart so now its back on my mind. and i see it as my responsability to get it done as it not fair on the new born child the mother if im not father material. children dont fit into my life nor does marriage and why would u start sumthing yr not interested in, you just dont. i dont want the same as everybody wants, society says have children and get married cos thats just the way it is but theres more to life than that isnt there? i dont want to spend the nxt 18+ years lookin after sumbody else, its hard enough lookin after myself!! now this mite sound selfish or what about the family name? there two things i cant really ansa. ive had plenty of arguments with friends wives as they cant understand were im coming from and there argument is kids are great well to me thats not much off an argument is it, whats so great about having no spare time or money to do the things YOU want to do in life (unless yr lucky to be able to do both) basically remember the free time and money you had to before u had children or married and thats the life i lead and i feel im doing the grown up thing in having the snip. i have a nive big 3 bed semi a couple of fords, pay my bills n have a few pennys in my pocket and a smile on my face so im happy. and wen the wives dont shut up i say i will adopt if i want children which is an option and always shuts them up. and yes theres more to life than money cars n houses n the ansa is yes and for me its not kids n marrage. 3idave.
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some people mite say what if u meet sumboby and u change yr mind well the ansa to that is ive got to 32 i dont havea string off hildren behind me, never been close to being engaged, and another cuvre ball is i dont drink or smoke fuuuuukin hate football n sport like that! and so u no i aint a virgin geeky pasty minger, i do ok for woman tonend n tanned but not orange ha ha, i aint pimpin mysefl neither !!!!


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