I apologise if my joke last week offended anyone and in particular, I apologise to the user who's kid the joke was aimed at - looking back... it probably was a bit close to the bone as a PF members child was the subject of the joke.

That said, I reckon the amount of people on here taking the moral high ground and saying its sick because they feel they need to be seen to be disgusted by it is pretty sad. I'm sure everyone on here has heard a pedo joke and had a laugh at some stage. Look at the amount of pedo jokes made about Chip ffs!

Jokes like the one i made are said all the time within my circle of friends/collegues and not once has anyone been called a pedofile or a sick cunt, or been threatened with a doing! ()

So, with that, I apologise again to the user who's kid it was - i shouldn't have cracked the joke in those circumstances however i refuse to apologise for my sense of humour

 

Didnt hear what was behind this as ive not been on here for months but i think thats a fair shout and an apology like that takes balls. Just my tupence worth......

 

to apologise




agree
was blown out of prepotion

 

Laugh or cry lad, laugh or cry.

 

ya big shitebagmust be something up this way as i laughed at it but obvioulsy different when its your own kid.

 

Never heard the joke, pm please.

Good of you to apologise tho.

 

Its a bit different people joking to me about being in my thirties and fucking birds in their late teens than a toddler though mate, pretty easy to see how far apart that is!
I dont think anyone would actually joke about it if they thought someone really was a pedo.



Im sure no one thought you REALLY meant it.

 

I laughed. As you say, the kind of thing you joke about with pals... and has no meaning whatsoever when you say it in humour.

Good of you to apologise though I suppose, especially considering there were threats being dished out in total over-reaction.

 

Anybody else read through Coldo's previous posts to try and find it

The net sucks for stuff like this, jokes often come out wrong and everybody jumps on the band wagon to put people down.

 

P_is_for_Paul has been lost without you mate, he's hardly posted at all...


Cheers,
Grant

 

dam was it a good joke i never saw it ?

Mike

 

No, someone posted a picture of their kid who was about 2 years old, and coldo said he wanted to fuck her.

 

respect mate.

 

Fucking LOL.

Mike, if you'd seen the way it was posted it didn't come across the way Chip suggests.

 

Thats pretty brutal,

Mike

 

....it was never a nailed on dead cert, he only implied it.


Cheers,
Grant

 

If Chip posted a pic of himself in a cheap supermarket suit and I said "I'd fuck im", would you take it seriously?

 

Of course not, even in a cheap suit i'd still be WAY out of your league.

 

This cracks me up, what do you mean? It was not a dead cert that he was going to fuck her merely he implied that give half a chance he would, l cant see how one is better than the other to be honest

Mike

 

There has been a few people come out the closet on PF so you can never be to sure

You aint friends with Gracey or Alex are you because that would make me think you may be serious

That said it is Chip we are talking about

Mike

 

Glad my sarcasm wasn't lost on you mate.


Cheers,
Grant

 

Welcome back Coldo and well doe for making this post. I got abuse for saying it wouldve been clear you didnt mean it.

TBH the funniest thing was the person who wasnt happy asking for your phone number!!!!

 

You mean the person whos child it was? I Would of been pissed too, but that was extreme

 

If he was any sort of guy he'd have been straight in his car to come chop Coldo up not try to scream down the phone like a wee kid.

 

Fair play on the apology and have missed reading your dry humour comments!

I can see this thread turning to shit, but if im honest i quite like it when it does for some entertaining reading.

 

Welcome back!!

 

Exactly...

PMSL I take it the tag system has been quiet too?? I've been too busy fucking him up on COD for him to post on here anyway

I never said i "wanted to fuck her". It was a thread of users posting pictures of their burds, one user put a pic of his wife/partner and his kid, the mother was milfish, the kid was a wee toddler. I said "bit young mate? i'd fuck her. Not sure about her mum though"

Nothing that implied i was a horny pedo, i dont understand how anyone could miss the humour in my statement tbh, i think its more a case of people thinking they SHOULD find something wrong about it so kicked up a fuss.

Furthermore, anyone with half a sense of humour in them would have seen that joke coming as soon as the pic was posted! I think i was the only one brave or stupid enough to say the joke. Think of it like a red button saying "do not press"... coldo pressed it.

Aye!! He was only in newcastle, if he had that much of a problem i'd have met him in carlise for a wee ding dong! Pretty pathetic but i have/do genuinely apologise if he was offended by it.

 

Some Sad Fuck with the Tags again.

Dont know if you was messing or not, because a comment on a forums can be taken in 100's of diffrenet ways. So i suppose without being there involved in the hole topic then i can really comment. Bar.


Well done for the sorry post..

P.s bow Down to chip, as hes always right... Cracker

 

Whats the difference between Coldo and an Adobe document?

One is a .pdf file.................................



















Welcome back

 

well done for the apology mate i laughed as quite clearly it was a joke,stevie wonder could have seen that but some people are so far up there own arse then the jumpers on have to get there bit in some folks on here really need to get a grip of thereselves

 

or not

welcome back, id like to think if i was a parent i would have seen the funny side

 

Sorry but PMSFL maybe it's my sense of humour as well but i thought that was hilarious and missed it the first time round.

Well done for the apology tho

 

Glad to see some people found the humour in it or ain't afraid to admit it at least.

Turn on Mock the Week tonight and i'm sure you'll hear similar/worse/better jokes too.



Fucking LOL!!!

 

I never take many things to heart but thats just the way i am.Well done for saying that your sorry.

 

Thats the thing nobody in their right mind would be serious about something like that on a internet forum it was clearly a joke.Maybe some people dont find it funny everyone is different. But as for wanting his number to call him & should abuse down the phone thats stupid..Would only end up making things worse as he would have got a mouthfull back

 

mate that joke has bean around in birmingham for a few years

 

i take it you got banned then?
i think even the most stupid could see it was a joke although some will complain it was in bad taste.
the ones complaining probably have guilty consciences about their own preferences....

 

Surely it was bad taste enough coldo saying he wanted to fuck the blokes daughter, without you now making it that you think the bloke wants to fuck his own daughter just cause he complained

 

whats the old saying? something about protesting to much?
i think even the biggest moron could work out that coldo wasnt serious because if he was he wouldnt be saying so on a car internet forum.im no expert but i believe even in these modern times of tollerence and acceptence there still a stigma attached to such activities.
ive had members make comments about my young kids to try and wind me up. it doesnt work as i dont take the internet so seriously.