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Old 25-12-2004, 01:58 PM
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Default what was your Xmas cracker joke.....
mine was....

what was the difference between a married mad and a bachelor??

ONE KISSES THE MISSES, AND THE OTHER MISSES THE KISSES

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Old 25-12-2004, 02:05 PM
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what animal drives a car?

A STEER

its a bad one init
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Mine was:

Where do ghosts go at christmas

To the Phantomine
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god i do love them cheesy jokes
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Whats the difference between a girl and a stamp?

ones a female - ones a mail fee!
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why do elephants have grey trunks?

they belong to the same swimming club
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lol@ u lot did you all wear ya christmas hats ..lol
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Originally Posted by buffyturbo
lol@ u lot did you all wear ya christmas hats ..lol

Damn right...got told I looked like a queen tho


What's brown and sneaks round the Kitchen at Xmas?
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Mince Spies

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What do cows do at the weekend = go to the Moo - vies
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