steven gatley
11-10-2009, 04:55 PM
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ive just had a joke , ive just heard that he died of a spunk overdose , apparently they had to ladle him into the coffin
and its not that i hate gays , i hate everyone and yes that includes the missus
cheers paul
and its not that i hate gays , i hate everyone and yes that includes the missus
cheers paul
11-10-2009, 06:07 PM
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11-10-2009, 06:27 PM
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fuck off you idiot, everyone else understood so maybe your the thick cooooooont
oh and dont call me mate mates are people i like and i dont like you. maybe your in steven gatelys gang. do you ever smell spunk when you fart
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11-10-2009, 06:34 PM
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11-10-2009, 06:34 PM
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sickipedia have a few
at least stephen gateleys boyfriend woke up to his biggest ever stiffy this morning
There was a wee singer called Gately
Who hasn't been singing much lately
After a bottle of rum
And a cock up his bum
His trip to the sun ended fatally
I feel sorry for the Stephen Gately sat there at the pearly gates with Jade and Wacko Jacko, One thinks boyzone is a cockney slang for boys toilets and the other thinks that boyzone is just the club he would like to join...
Breaking News - Michael Barrymore spotted looking pretty shifty by a hotel pool in Majorca.
at least stephen gateleys boyfriend woke up to his biggest ever stiffy this morning
There was a wee singer called Gately
Who hasn't been singing much lately
After a bottle of rum
And a cock up his bum
His trip to the sun ended fatally
I feel sorry for the Stephen Gately sat there at the pearly gates with Jade and Wacko Jacko, One thinks boyzone is a cockney slang for boys toilets and the other thinks that boyzone is just the club he would like to join...
Breaking News - Michael Barrymore spotted looking pretty shifty by a hotel pool in Majorca.
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11-10-2009, 06:39 PM
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no course im not your mate you stupid mug, go and tend the rabbits farm boy.
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11-10-2009, 06:41 PM
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11-10-2009, 06:59 PM
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Stephen Gately's just entered the pearly gates.
No change there then.
So Stephen Gately has died.
I feel sorry for his wife and kids.
Dear Louis,
I see myself as a huge fan off your work, but your decision to choose two, annoying pretentious, vile creatures to appear on x-factor has left me totally distraught.
You think these guys have the potential to be better than Boyzone or Westlife?
Over my dead body!!!
Love Stephen
First Kevin McGee, now Stephen Gately.
Has Graham Norton ever seen Final Destination?
The exact cause of Stephen Gately's death is yet to be established, but the doctor who examined him has reported that his arsehole was 3 times the size of a normal arsehole.
The police are looking into it
Michael Jackson was disappointed when Steven Gately arrived in Heaven...
He thought they said that someone from the boys home was coming.
Sad news from the International Boy Band Convention in Mallorca today. Turns out no amount of lube could make Steven Gately Take That in the Boy Zone. The coroner has released his report claiming that Gately was found lying Blue and Wet Wet Wet after taking it N sync from too many Backstreet boys at once. He was quick to point out that no individual killer could be named as all the suspects Busted out of their McFlies at the same time.
No change there then.
So Stephen Gately has died.
I feel sorry for his wife and kids.
Dear Louis,
I see myself as a huge fan off your work, but your decision to choose two, annoying pretentious, vile creatures to appear on x-factor has left me totally distraught.
You think these guys have the potential to be better than Boyzone or Westlife?
Over my dead body!!!
Love Stephen
First Kevin McGee, now Stephen Gately.
Has Graham Norton ever seen Final Destination?
The exact cause of Stephen Gately's death is yet to be established, but the doctor who examined him has reported that his arsehole was 3 times the size of a normal arsehole.
The police are looking into it
Michael Jackson was disappointed when Steven Gately arrived in Heaven...
He thought they said that someone from the boys home was coming.
Sad news from the International Boy Band Convention in Mallorca today. Turns out no amount of lube could make Steven Gately Take That in the Boy Zone. The coroner has released his report claiming that Gately was found lying Blue and Wet Wet Wet after taking it N sync from too many Backstreet boys at once. He was quick to point out that no individual killer could be named as all the suspects Busted out of their McFlies at the same time.
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11-10-2009, 07:04 PM
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Heres one for ya,
There was a wee singer called Gately, who hasnt been singing much lately,after a bottle of rum and a cock up his bum his trip to the sun ended fatally!!!!
Classiccccccccccccccccc!!!!!!!!
There was a wee singer called Gately, who hasnt been singing much lately,after a bottle of rum and a cock up his bum his trip to the sun ended fatally!!!!
Classiccccccccccccccccc!!!!!!!!
11-10-2009, 07:09 PM
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Sky News have just revealed the Stephen Gately may have died from food poisoning...
A source close to the star said he was last seen munching on a Chocolate Starfish.
So...a bald mong from big brother, a paedophile, a shit dancer from the 80's and now an arse bandit from a boyband who dressed like a total twat. Hang on...bald...into kids...no talent...80's...bent and dressed like a twat...I bet Gary Glitter's shitting himself!
A message to Andy Cowles, partner of Stephen Gately - chin up, son. I hear Matt Lucas is available.
A source close to the star said he was last seen munching on a Chocolate Starfish.
So...a bald mong from big brother, a paedophile, a shit dancer from the 80's and now an arse bandit from a boyband who dressed like a total twat. Hang on...bald...into kids...no talent...80's...bent and dressed like a twat...I bet Gary Glitter's shitting himself!
A message to Andy Cowles, partner of Stephen Gately - chin up, son. I hear Matt Lucas is available.
11-10-2009, 07:10 PM
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11-10-2009, 07:41 PM
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11-10-2009, 07:46 PM
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my sister is actually friends with boyzone and her mate was a real close mate of steven's. apparnetly he wasnt into drugs as far as they knew. and he was meant to be a real genuine decent guy.
its a shame and i feel for his family but i still chuckle at the jokes and i do no matter who they are about.
also,good to see the great level of maturity on this site still.cant have a disagreement without chucking an insult around.
its a shame and i feel for his family but i still chuckle at the jokes and i do no matter who they are about.
also,good to see the great level of maturity on this site still.cant have a disagreement without chucking an insult around.
11-10-2009, 07:53 PM
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my sister is actually friends with boyzone and her mate was a real close mate of steven's. apparnetly he wasnt into drugs as far as they knew. and he was meant to be a real genuine decent guy.
its a shame and i feel for his family but i still chuckle at the jokes and i do no matter who they are about.
also,good to see the great level of maturity on this site still.cant have a disagreement without chucking an insult around.
its a shame and i feel for his family but i still chuckle at the jokes and i do no matter who they are about.
also,good to see the great level of maturity on this site still.cant have a disagreement without chucking an insult around.
always some idiot who thinks he can put a stop to a bunch of guys having a laugh and there this thread is no different.... not you by the way but im sure you will guess who i am referring to
12-10-2009, 06:46 AM
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apperenetly he choaked on his own vomit in his sleep after a night out. Makes you think really, it could happen to any of us !
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12-10-2009, 08:52 AM
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cant stand the group, but a great shame to see someone so young dying, and to ricky_2006 why is someone from bristol a farm boy????? i suppose i am too am i??? even though i am from london and lived there for 20 years!!!!
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12-10-2009, 04:27 PM
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it just shows his mentality as farms are in the country where as i live in a major city, but if he is reffering to my accent then he is right as i am from |Glastonbury originally. so if i am a farmer something tells me he is a northern monkey
12-10-2009, 05:54 PM
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14-10-2009, 07:03 AM
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actually I live in Bristol but I am not from Bristol....but still what do Bristolians and farmers have in common because there are hardly any Farms in Bristol. oh wait I get it your reffering to there accents lol, your a cockney son so you have no rights to comment do you. little boy
14-10-2009, 10:49 AM
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Your a farmer boy who cleans the hay and feeds the cows so you definatly don't have the right to comment.
U probably some spotty teenager with freckles
U probably some spotty teenager with freckles
14-10-2009, 02:12 PM
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hahaha speak for your self and of course i have a right comment, i started the thread lol. and who being a spotty teenager. thats defiantly you with a name like Ricky2006, is that your nname and the year you managed to write your name alone for the first time on one of yur school books.
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hahaha speak for your self and of course i have a right comment, i started the thread lol. and who being a spotty teenager. thats defiantly you with a name like Ricky2006, is that your nname and the year you managed to write your name alone for the first time on one of yur school books.
And as for you being a spotty teenager, I really can defo imagine it, I rekon you are right now clearing some hay and picking up the horse shit with your wellys and dungarees.
Jog on son