mozzy

I recntly had a citroen c4 vts hdi and managed to find someone two minutes away from me that had a focus st170 which they wanted to swap for a diesel. the citroen had done highish miles, 112k and is a 2005 model, it had fsh but i could not find the service book, howards citreon confirmed it was all up to date.
when I did the deal with this woman I made her aware that the only fault was the directional headlights have stopped working (they still work normally but the directional bits had gone) she was fine with this. I knew the citroen was worth app £1000 more than the st170 i was having from her but i did not care i goit the car i wanted again.

when i collected the car she could not find the spare key and i found that since the first test drive someone had used it and rode the clutch so it was now slipping so i was ready to walk away with my citroen then she offered to give £350 for me to get the clutch done at the same time so I accepted

she called me last week to say she found the kay so i went to collect and it was the wrong key it was the larger type that were for old escorts/mondeos etc so i said not to worry i will get it sorted.

now I have seen there son absolutly ranting the balls of the citroen quite a few times now.


now yesterday I got her rude arrogant twat of a husband on the phone telling me that last week they spent last week he paid £917 for a new particulate filter, eolys fluid, air bag ecu and eolys ecu (eolys is the fluid in the particle filter. £46 per litre)

so politly appoligised and told him that i was not aware of all those faults as none were showing on the cars computer. this rude arrogant wanker then said we got the car back yesterday and now the turbo has gone and citroen want another £800 to fix that he then started saying that i knew about all these faults and got his 18 year old craig david lookalike of a son mouthing off in the back ground about how i got a perfect car etc. well bar the headlights the car was perfect and had been faultless

i explained that i am as equally pissed off as i have a brand new clutch in the focus, it now needs slave cylinder and flywheel etc.

he said "we gave you 350 for the clutch" which i explained was part of the deal and that i would love to help but we both have "sold as seen" reciepts.
I am still finding it hard to believe that all these faults can just suddenly appear from knowhere in a couple of weeks.
the son made some comment about me regrettting messing with them and i just laughed my nuts off and said you know where i live come round etc. the mum then said she will get a solicitor involved, wtf i explained to her then that were both equally as pissed off, and all cars aside that her husband and son making threats is a big mistake as I dont dont take kindly to threats and excuse my arrogance but its how i feel here, i especially dont take threats from jumped up jamaican gangster black twat wannabes. I am, still steaming to think these cunts have busted the c4 and are trying to give me hassle for it. I am starting to hope these wankers do come around my house so i can show them that moving to this country and being black does not mean they are by any means gangsters as gangsters dont drive citroens and whats more i am not in the slightest taken back by there threats, i dont make threats and dont take kindly to threats. if they had not started threatening i would have tried to help them as much as i could but they can fuck them selves now.