booked a break to new york with the misses
27-09-2009, 02:45 PM
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booked a break to new york with the misses
right, went to thomson this afternoon and book a 4 night break to new york, went home to tell the misses and she was very happy, next thing you know she is moanin that im sittin round the house doing nothing, im thinkin i do 60 hours a week at work, i take her places and she aint happy. what the fuck is that all about, and its ok for her to shit on shitbook all night!!!!
fucking girlfriends eh.
fucking girlfriends eh.
27-09-2009, 02:58 PM
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Definately tell her you've cancelled the trip. Even if you haven't, tell her she needs to wise the fuck up. Threaten to get violent too, raise a hand, get her a bit scared. Always works in my experience. She'll be putty in your hands shortly.
Definately tell her you've cancelled the trip. Even if you haven't, tell her she needs to wise the fuck up. Threaten to get violent too, raise a hand, get her a bit scared. Always works in my experience. She'll be putty in your hands shortly.
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27-09-2009, 03:16 PM
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27-09-2009, 05:07 PM
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unfortunately there are those that will never be happy or satisfied whatever you do. There are others, so I am told that are just happy to be with you regardless. Go and find one of those if you can, Im still looking! 
27-09-2009, 07:29 PM
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Give her a fookin talking to mate, me and my misses don't really row even after 8 years, but if she gets to upperty she gets shot down.
No big rows, just put straight and in her place and if she don't like it, she knows where the door is. Works for us, she will give me the same in rewturn if I am being a dick.
She did leave once but on trying to close the cab door she slipped and ended up burring her face in the pavement lol! Came back in and went to bed with a grazed chin!
No big rows, just put straight and in her place and if she don't like it, she knows where the door is. Works for us, she will give me the same in rewturn if I am being a dick.
She did leave once but on trying to close the cab door she slipped and ended up burring her face in the pavement lol! Came back in and went to bed with a grazed chin!
27-09-2009, 07:30 PM
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27-09-2009, 07:43 PM
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was at tea break the other day and we have calculated proof that spl*t ar5es are lazy gets
take for instance when you go for a slash
men take 2 mins stood up
women will take 4mins and they sit down to do it
so take on average 5 visits a day thats 20 mins a day
140 mins a week
(140 x 52wks) = 7280 mins a year
take an average age of 73yrs (ignore the first 3 yrs due to nappies etc)
thats 70 x 7280 mins = 509600 mins
509600/60 = 849.3333 hrs
849.3333/24 = 353.8888 DAYS sat on their arse on the pot alone
now this doesnt take into account when they are pregnant and have to pee every 5 minutes,i didnt include it as it will vary so much from bird to bird and as such is unscientific and i am a bit of a softy
take for instance when you go for a slash
men take 2 mins stood up
women will take 4mins and they sit down to do it
so take on average 5 visits a day thats 20 mins a day
140 mins a week
(140 x 52wks) = 7280 mins a year
take an average age of 73yrs (ignore the first 3 yrs due to nappies etc)
thats 70 x 7280 mins = 509600 mins
509600/60 = 849.3333 hrs
849.3333/24 = 353.8888 DAYS sat on their arse on the pot alone
now this doesnt take into account when they are pregnant and have to pee every 5 minutes,i didnt include it as it will vary so much from bird to bird and as such is unscientific and i am a bit of a softy
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27-09-2009, 08:28 PM
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sideways all the way!
27-09-2009, 08:48 PM
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Well i booked a trip to new york earlier this week (for st patricks day) and told the missus she wasn't coming 
didn't go down well either! Sod it. i took her to ireland earlier this year, and i'm taking her over to dublin at xmas as a surprise, but after yesterdays outburst i might not bother tbh. 
didn't go down well either!
Sod it. i took her to ireland earlier this year, and i'm taking her over to dublin at xmas as a surprise, but after yesterdays outburst i might not bother tbh.
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28-09-2009, 07:50 AM
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was at tea break the other day and we have calculated proof that spl*t ar5es are lazy gets
take for instance when you go for a slash
men take 2 mins stood up
women will take 4mins and they sit down to do it
so take on average 5 visits a day thats 20 mins a day
140 mins a week
(140 x 52wks) = 7280 mins a year
take an average age of 73yrs (ignore the first 3 yrs due to nappies etc)
thats 70 x 7280 mins = 509600 mins
509600/60 = 849.3333 hrs
849.3333/24 = 353.8888 DAYS sat on their arse on the pot alone
now this doesnt take into account when they are pregnant and have to pee every 5 minutes,i didnt include it as it will vary so much from bird to bird and as such is unscientific and i am a bit of a softy
take for instance when you go for a slash
men take 2 mins stood up
women will take 4mins and they sit down to do it
so take on average 5 visits a day thats 20 mins a day
140 mins a week
(140 x 52wks) = 7280 mins a year
take an average age of 73yrs (ignore the first 3 yrs due to nappies etc)
thats 70 x 7280 mins = 509600 mins
509600/60 = 849.3333 hrs
849.3333/24 = 353.8888 DAYS sat on their arse on the pot alone
now this doesnt take into account when they are pregnant and have to pee every 5 minutes,i didnt include it as it will vary so much from bird to bird and as such is unscientific and i am a bit of a softy
You need to get out more lol.
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