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12-09-2009, 12:47 AM
#2
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(512): So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
(214): What? They have three kids?
(512): Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
(214): What? They have three kids?
(512): Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
(434): I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
(1-434): Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
(1-434): Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
Last edited by SiZT; 12-09-2009 at 12:48 AM.
12-09-2009, 12:58 AM
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(850): hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
(904): not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
(850): i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
PMSL
(904): not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
(850): i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
PMSL
12-09-2009, 01:43 AM
#5
Too many posts.. I need a life!!
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(407): he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
(202): did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
(202): did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
Last edited by cossie350; 12-09-2009 at 01:58 AM.
12-09-2009, 06:47 AM
#7
Testing the future
pity it's all american speak, but entertaining nonetheless
go to the 'best nights of all time' section
my favourite
go to the 'best nights of all time' section
(812): My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
(813): I'm fucking your sister right now.
(1-813): You motherfucker
(813): She's next.
(1-813): You motherfucker
(813): She's next.
(303): Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
(330): and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
(972): I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
my favourite
(402): lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
(1-402): IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
(1-402): IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Last edited by foreigneRS; 12-09-2009 at 07:02 AM.
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