another cat thread....
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....this time i did hit one. it ran in front of a policecar coming the other way that pinballed it across the road into me and i ran right over it. we both stopped but we couldnt find it. the police said not to worry as you dont have to report cats but if we'd found it they would have taken it to a vet. to be honest i wouldnt hold out much hope for it though as i ran right over its back.
the owner didnt seem to bothered as the police knocked on the door.
"happens all the time" the fat fuck said.
the owner didnt seem to bothered as the police knocked on the door.
"happens all the time" the fat fuck said.
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Hmm this could help back up Kosman's story... 
How'd the piggys know what house to go to?
It's probably a supercat, it will come back bigger, stronger and faster, it also knows where you live and is going to claw your testicles till they are bright red and bleeding.

How'd the piggys know what house to go to?
It's probably a supercat, it will come back bigger, stronger and faster, it also knows where you live and is going to claw your testicles till they are bright red and bleeding.
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the neighbour was hanging out the window and said its next doors cat just as said fat fuck neighbour arrived home with equally fat daughter. i feared for my safety when i seen the size of the fuckers if theyed turned hysterical but they werent bothered.
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is this a wind up? you evil cat killing bastard,im going to report you to the rspca,the police,the passionford soceity for the protection of cats and the chinese takeaways you evil bastard
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It's awful sad when you run over an animal. I've ran over a Cat and I was devostated. Me and a stranger wrapped it in a towel out my boot, and I raced down the vets. I've never driven so frantic, and I don't think Schumacher would have caught me. Anyway, as we arrived it pissed itself, which told us it was dead. I was gutted. I've never felt so sick. It's a horrible feeling.
Benni.
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