only in scotland..........
12-08-2009, 03:27 PM
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only in scotland..........
im just back from a couple of days away with the mrs and brats
we booked a hotel in lochearnhead,as i go camping up there with the mates alot,its a nice place
but we booked a log cabin at benmore lodges for the following night
anyway in the site bar last night,had a right few beers and a few rum and cokes
went to the gents and theres a vending machine in there,you know the usual johnny machine,i was washing ma hands and looked at what it sold............
in one machine in the gents toilets you could get....
fags
tic-tacs
soft mints
rennies
anidans
condoms
and womens tights
i almost fell over laughing
what ever these scots in the hills get upto trust me its not the same in the big citys
we booked a hotel in lochearnhead,as i go camping up there with the mates alot,its a nice place
but we booked a log cabin at benmore lodges for the following night
anyway in the site bar last night,had a right few beers and a few rum and cokes
went to the gents and theres a vending machine in there,you know the usual johnny machine,i was washing ma hands and looked at what it sold............
in one machine in the gents toilets you could get....
fags
tic-tacs
soft mints
rennies
anidans
condoms
and womens tights
i almost fell over laughing
what ever these scots in the hills get upto trust me its not the same in the big citys
12-08-2009, 03:45 PM
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Laughin', i met a guy in a pub out in the boonies somewhere up north, could swear he had velcro hands, might have been an excess of hair but then again maybe not...........................
12-08-2009, 03:45 PM
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girls hocky socks, a skirt and a leather bum bag at weddings ??? and the national flower is a weed !!! 
only joking if any scots read this... honest, im sorry... dont chase me... leave me alone... arrrahhhh...
only joking if any scots read this... honest, im sorry... dont chase me... leave me alone... arrrahhhh...
12-08-2009, 03:46 PM
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seen that aswell, you only get 18 fags for like Ł6 english pounds. bleedy rip off.
Fuck the comdoms, use the shopping bag from asda!. stuff the tightes she can wear bin bags.
tick tacks and rennies, just forget about that. lol
Fuck the comdoms, use the shopping bag from asda!. stuff the tightes she can wear bin bags.
tick tacks and rennies, just forget about that. lol
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12-08-2009, 05:41 PM
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There's a pub in Glasgow town (probably a few that do this right enough) that sell vibrators, blow up sheep & Whisky flavour condom's, What Bird would want to suck on a whisky flavoured knob? 
12-08-2009, 06:09 PM
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does the boyfriend like a whisky flavoured cock? lol
14-08-2009, 12:02 AM
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Dude - u can laugh as much as you like at our kilts. Take it from me, u haven't lived as a man until you have worn a kilt. I walked through Chester in a kilt a few years back after a mates wedding. girls dropping their men like hot rocks and running down the road to meet me and with only one thing in mind...
Only way most of us men will ever feel like a popstar (screaming fans etc) is wearing a kilt and looking good in it.
In france at another mates wedding, the locals were more interested in me in my kilt than the bride n groom.
Lovin it
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14-08-2009, 01:18 AM
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Co didnt relise you had kids bud
the tights are proberly there to use over some ugly cunts face so you dont go soft when you look at them
the tights are proberly there to use over some ugly cunts face so you dont go soft when you look at them
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14-08-2009, 07:53 AM
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Dude - u can laugh as much as you like at our kilts. Take it from me, u haven't lived as a man until you have worn a kilt. I walked through Chester in a kilt a few years back after a mates wedding. girls dropping their men like hot rocks and running down the road to meet me and with only one thing in mind...
Only way most of us men will ever feel like a popstar (screaming fans etc) is wearing a kilt and looking good in it.
In france at another mates wedding, the locals were more interested in me in my kilt than the bride n groom.
Lovin it
RW
Only way most of us men will ever feel like a popstar (screaming fans etc) is wearing a kilt and looking good in it.
In france at another mates wedding, the locals were more interested in me in my kilt than the bride n groom.
Lovin it
RW
I agree!
I wore my kilt out in Watford one NYE with Gogs and we were centre of attention everywhere!
