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To have a dead bird on your car? This moring got in my car to go Gym, and see this blue bird thing on my bonnet. Dad goes to me. "Its bad luck" Now its winding me up

Mk1-stu

i fuckin hope not ! i found a dead bird on the rear screen wiper on my mondeo the other week and there's a baked sparrow stuffed in behind the towing eye cooked against the oil cooler

Rick Astley

Yeh you are pretty much fucked. Something bad is going to happen. Probably a death in the family, I presume it will be your budgie.

kosman

its bad luck creaming a bird,i nailed one in my mk1 xr2 the twat dinted the bumper

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STbash

oh no!

while my car was getting its mini restoration if you will i left the scuttle panel cover off for a few weeks. thought nothing of it untill the blower stopped working. there was a nest in there with 4 heavily cooked burd eggs lol

Iain Mac

It is...




... for the bird!!!

Trist

I once done a windscreen on a scooby and there was a bird on the intercooler. it had gone in through the scoop and stuck on the cooler.

Benni

Check for a pulse. If you find one attempt to wake her up. If you don't, use her for your own sexual advantages and then dump her in the woods. I bet she is some poor families Daughter you must have ran over.

The fact that she is blue already means it's not looking hopeful.

Benni.

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Benni

I forgot to add. It's very bad luck for her family, but not for you. Unless of course, you knew her or you are one of those who gets distressed over the death of someone they don't know. It's actually considered quite lucky if the Police can't find any DNA. In which case you have this thread deleted and chop her up in the bath and say no more on the matter, and let your family pretened you won a load of free meat at the butchers, thus the reason you are living on it for the next 5 months.

Benni.