Ginge !

last night a walked 10 miles as i didnt have a clue where a cab station was and the only way i new how to get where i was going was using the A406 which takes me 30 mins drive,,,,,,,, took me 3 hours to fucking walk it

Stu.H

Didnt you have a cab number in your phone and just tell them to come pick you up?

I havent walked that far, maybe 3 miles ish LOL

CRABBY

dont know always been too pissed to remember

Mike C

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I can't say how far it was, but I once walked 6 hours solid when drunk. I wasn't drunk by the time I'd finished though.

89xr2

Walked about 7 miles drunk I think. Ran the 3.5 miles home alot of times when i've been drunk though. Usually walk it but sometimes i'm feeling full of drunk energy

Ginge !

i didnt have a cab number and when i got to a place where i found a cab station,,,, id walked most of the way as i was listening to my ipod so i carried on

i now have blisters and i was wearing shoes too

oh and also 2 guys and a girl tried to mug me on the way home !!!, got a bruise on my cheek bone and a tooth mark in my elbow

Less.

All round essex and I thought I was in Southampton I was that pissed

Dangerous Malcolm..

What were their injuries??

gus

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15 miles

was on a xmas doo

it started snowing half way back so stopped at kebab shop and brought some chips

shoved them under me shirt and cuddled them for the last remaining 5 miles



never sen bear gryles do that!

89xr2

How badly did they fare in the attack ginge?

SiZT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20tWDFxQq5A

A mate walked home from birmingham to lichfield, after accidently getting a train to bristol

Ginge !

bascially i was waking past hampstead heath and i seen them comming towards me and chatting,, then the bird walks faster head and the 2 guys drop there heads when they come close so i look behind to see the bird facing me about to push me,,,, i elbow her as a reaction in the face and i get a punch in the cheek,, i swing the same arm forward to punch him on the nose and the 2nd bloke walks towards me and i go towards him and he steps back,,,,, i scream like a big girl "FUCK OFF,,,,,, not tonight cunts" and they walk off backwards saying nothing, was quite strange as i was listening to " girls aloud" at the time on the ipod

guess they wanted my chain round my neck,,,, 3 chancers see a pissed bloke covered in sweat with a big chain on must seem like a easy thing

i was expecting them to come at me again tbh but nope they fucked off like i said

Drunken Master

Just over 10 miles, drank 3 pints of extra strong cider they serve in half pints stupidly after a night out and ended up running 10 miles partially alongside a river! In the wrong direction from my house. Had to pay Ł35 to get home 20 miles away when I sobered up a bit. Somehow made it to work the next day, I was so pissed I only got the hangover at the end of the day!

Ginge !

i got the worse damage im sure,,,,, never felt my face swell till about 30 mins later and i started to feel the wind on my cheek so i look in the mirror and i look like ricky hatton

i swear im made from glass

89xr2

hahah fighting to girls alloud must have been a surreal experience. Like the killing zombies to queen scene in shaun of the dead. You're a big lad arent you ginge? were the lads fairly big as i'm suprised they had a pop at someone your size even if you were pissed.

Smit

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When i went to the 1st PF Chelmsford piss-up you really don't wanna know........

it must have been 12+ easy... With falling asleep for an hour in a ditch slapped in the middle LOL

Still to this day have NO idea how i got from Chelmsford to South Woodham Ferrers

Dangerous Malcolm..

Go Ginge!

kosman

i walked down a french mountain blind drunk on my 21st,freezing and i do mean freezing,halfway down me and the 3lads i was with discussed robbing a ford fiesta and take it back in morning with a full tank to stop the owner being pissed off

it was 9miles,and we crashed out in the hotel lobby,me and the other 3 chefs,we got a awesome bollcking the next day when breakfast wasnt ready for the 300 guests

Smit

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What a night that fuckin was hey Less!

Ginge !

they was late teenagers doubt they was older than 20,,,, 2 black guys and a white girl that looked like lady soverign

i was already pissed off at that time too as i asked a mate to pick me up when i couldnt find a cab and he was too busy shagging some bird he met and told me he would leave soon as hes done !!!

Less.

So it not only me then Smit

Less.

fooked if I can remember it yet,I remebered my password on pf so dad could post I was okay,fook knows where I ended up

Yep was meant to be sharing a hotel room with you Smit lol

Ginge !

i once walked from palmers green to kings x on a christmas eve drink after work,,,,,,,, i got carried away and stayed till closing to find not only the busses aint running that i only had change in my pocket and i never had a bank account them days as i was paied with a wage packet,,,, i couldnt afford the 50 quid " double time" cab fare and my parents where away,,,,, also this was when few people had mobiles too as i was 19 i think

walked for fucking ages,, was fucking freezing cold and i forgot about that till you mentioned that and reminded me

i also had beans on toast for christmas dinner too on my own !!!!

WongRS

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hmmm, a mile or 2 at the most!
I know far too many people with cars and live in a small town, makes life easy peasy!

stigger_darlo

iwas workin in harrow once. went to a niteclub in neasden a couple of miles away. lost my boss. walked around for a couple of miles woke up next mornin in a phone box outside the original niteclub we were in.

Harris.

I walked from eastwood to rochford train station once, just as i got to the station the last train pulled off so from rochford i walked to rayleigh. total about 11 miles of swaying and singing

Drewman

used to walk home about 4/5 miles on a weekly occasion as a poor student the other week we missed a train back from London to Portsmouth so spent the whole night wondering around and got the first train back...god knows how many miles we clocked up

MadMac

I've walked from Embankment to Woodford (About 10 miles) after kicking out time at a club at 2am cus I couldn't remeber where the nightbus to woodford went from

Ginge !

glad im not the only one

cant fucking walk right now though due to the fucking blisters

saph4be

about 6 is my best pissed as a coont dressed as a cowboy after a fancy dress party

Charlie Chalk

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16/17 miles, Oxford to Brize Norton dressed as Scream for a halloween night, Missed last bus and didn't have no bank card on me.

Some funny shit happened on the way home, there was two on us

Took between 5/6 hours too if I remember rightly

89xr2

One of my mates walked about 15 miles down a dual carriageway at 4 in the morning before when he was pissed. fuck that for a laugh

Coldo

About 7miles one night, from a place called Stewarton to Kilmarnock, 3 of us on NYE about 3 years ago, couldn't get a taxi. Snowing, we were in jeans and t shirts, throwing snowballs at passing cars, houses etc... Was a laugh really.

Never again though, fucking baltic.

jonnyrsturbo

newcastle to whitley bay bout 10miles, wasnt drunk when a got to whitley, i was fucking cold though

ballin

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3 miles and i ran it, felt like i was having a constant heart attack when i sobered up my chest was sore as fuck from running flat out in the freezing cold.

felt like a smart idea at the time and the challenge stopped the boredom!

Dan1281

i've done about 8 miles, in shorts and t-shirt, in deep snow coming home from a new years party

Stu.H

thinking about it, i did do the 3 miles only, but was raining the one night so decided to run .. pissed ...

fell over twice and ruined a nice new pair of john rocha trousers

xr-stu

walked about 15 miles from a party when i was about 17 with some mates. we drove there via some cunts house that was a proper detour, and pissed up decided that was the way home, in actual fact it wouldve been about 3 miles across fields, took us about 5 hours

Lee Ivatt

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Done about 15 miles before. not very good, as half way you sober up realise it was a shit idea but buy then its too late, your hungry, cold, tired and have a hangover

Riding a bike stoned is MUCH MUCH more fun

Oh my god im on a bike, whats a bike, ........Wow im going fast....shit everyones after me...pedal faster........slow down 40mph speed camera.....put you hood up they wont get you number plate then.....Humm maby i can smoke and ride..........hey this aint to bad, shit im on a bike, arrrgh wow if i stay on the white road lines they are like turbo boost in mariocart.........shit they put then drain holes there to catch me..... whats a bike. .......oh im on one.............look at the shape its like .........its like round circles and a triangle and the trangle looks like a pertractor, and the lines....and the lines...........wow dubble yellows coming up they are supersonic turbo boost strips.

Oh the memories.

fraser9764

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was once at a party at an ex's house and me n a few mates got a bit peckish about half four in the morning, so we walked about 6 miles to the nearest 24hr petrol station, bought a mars bar then walked to the town centre, for no real reason, then walked back again! so about a 15 mile round trip lol, when we got back everyone was asleep and the house locked, so we broke into the garage and found more beer think we woke up in the garage at about 4pm the next day
we got stopped by a couple of coppers when we were about 10 mins away from getting back, asked what we were up to, and they pissed themselves laughin when we explained, still didnt give us a fookin lift though, cunts