Neighbours arguing
03-07-2009, 01:40 AM
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Neighbours arguing
Just got woken by the neighbours in there garden, due to the window being wide open...
The posh couple are smashed out there faces having an argument about how much there fucking kids cost them. I never knew much about them before
Just as i was getting dam pissed off with there posh snotty nosed rucking the guy with a deep posh northern accent says
" Your nothing but a smart vindictive caniving cow you silly little woman"
Im now wide awake listening in...
What shall i heckle back at them
The posh couple are smashed out there faces having an argument about how much there fucking kids cost them. I never knew much about them before
Just as i was getting dam pissed off with there posh snotty nosed rucking the guy with a deep posh northern accent says
" Your nothing but a smart vindictive caniving cow you silly little woman"
Im now wide awake listening in...
What shall i heckle back at them
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03-07-2009, 02:27 AM
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tell him "shag her mate everyone else has it proberly no even you kids" my mate does that he's just plain bonkers though
my mate does that he's just plain bonkers though
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taken from http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...term=tarmacing
In order to complete a successful tarmacing, the male must, during intercourse, shit on the bitches back. This starts from the rectal cavity and should be worked upwards in a swift motion towards the ladies neck. Prompt running in the opposite direction to said lady is advised as soon as the tarmacing is complete.
Billy tarmaced his bitch all night long
during fornication, the male lays a steamy stool on the female's chest then spunks down the centre of the shit in affect making the white lines similar to those of road markings
last night i caught Ali tarmacing Dave
In order to complete a successful tarmacing, the male must, during intercourse, shit on the bitches back. This starts from the rectal cavity and should be worked upwards in a swift motion towards the ladies neck. Prompt running in the opposite direction to said lady is advised as soon as the tarmacing is complete.
Billy tarmaced his bitch all night long
during fornication, the male lays a steamy stool on the female's chest then spunks down the centre of the shit in affect making the white lines similar to those of road markings
last night i caught Ali tarmacing Dave
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03-07-2009, 02:50 AM
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^^^^^THATS OUT OFF HAND^^^^^
Coleman YOU'VE TAKEN THAT TO FAR!!!
go sit in the corner and dont come back till you have a good answer
no cunts into the tarmacing ffslets go shite and spunk on each other
fk sake where the fk did they come up with that one..................germany?
Coleman YOU'VE TAKEN THAT TO FAR!!!
go sit in the corner and dont come back till you have a good answer
no cunts into the tarmacing ffslets go shite and spunk on each otherfk sake where the fk did they come up with that one..................germany?
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03-07-2009, 04:11 AM
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Water ballons and supersoakers are the best for arguing neighbours
always good to see their faces when they are unexpectedly struck by a water baloon when your grinning over the wall with supersoaker at the ready haha
always good to see their faces when they are unexpectedly struck by a water baloon when your grinning over the wall with supersoaker at the ready haha
03-07-2009, 08:22 AM
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Plenty mate, Naomi is nothing but a spoilt brat that just uses her fathers wallet as a cash point. Swaning off to Australia at every opertunity.
Sam (the youngest son i gather) only wants to know when he needs extra funds to support his drink and drug addication and the wife is nothing but a smarmy cow...
The wife says its only as he was not around when they were growing up and he should just fucking learn to build a relationship with his kids rather than chuck his wallet in there face and then act like an arrogant prick and complain about it.
"If you wernt such a frumpy bitch maybe I would be happier"
was the reply to that!
She responded " How fucking dare you speak to me in that way when i made this home and raised three kids while you were working your way through god knows how many whores in the far east
In summary I think I should pursue this Naomi
Cant wait to see them over the weekend
Sam (the youngest son i gather) only wants to know when he needs extra funds to support his drink and drug addication and the wife is nothing but a smarmy cow...
The wife says its only as he was not around when they were growing up and he should just fucking learn to build a relationship with his kids rather than chuck his wallet in there face and then act like an arrogant prick and complain about it.
"If you wernt such a frumpy bitch maybe I would be happier"
was the reply to that!
She responded " How fucking dare you speak to me in that way when i made this home and raised three kids while you were working your way through god knows how many whores in the far east
In summary I think I should pursue this Naomi
Cant wait to see them over the weekend
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