rog

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Was talking to the wife last night about this Swine Flu thing, blah blah blah, and then i told her about the crappy pun/jokes that I'd seen on here yesterday about pigs etc....she laughed and then said, "What have pigs got to do with Swine flu".............

Glenn_

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Yeh they are a queer breed mate.

Lambchop

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lmao, wives - KNOW YOUR LIMITS

gingerman

BLESS

Bryan_RST

my girlfriend said the same thing

Lambchop

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Just as well you never said "sometimes they're just not turned on properly" or you could've looked very silly

Turbosystems

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if only we could remap them

gingerman

if only you could trade them in for a newer model without seeing them again

dojj

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can't remember what the mrs said last night that made me chuckle, but i was only chuckling on the inside, she was most vexed at me fiddling with the sky box and therefore missing the opening credits of eastenders (which she culd have watched upstairs the silly bint) but it was along the lines of "why don't you wait for the apprentice to start and then fiddle with it" and i didn't have the heart to tell her that not only was it the wrong day, it was also the wrong hour

gingerman

fiddle with what?????
that sounds like an offer to me lol

Chip

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dojj

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the sky box was on the blink
i was fiddling witht eh sky box
she missed the openeind credits to eastenders
thinking she was smart, like women tend to do, she came out with the sacry comment of "why don't you wait till the apprentice is on before you fiddle with it then "

and i dind't tell her that the apprentice is on today and 9, not yesterday at 8 for fear of her doing something womanish like complaining about stuff from 6 years ago like they tend to have a habit of doing

in which case i would have put her in her place and reminded her that when we went to see the coluseum in rome, it was thousnads of years old and crlumbling, not still being built

cozmeister

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Women: Know your limits!