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Old 21-04-2009, 06:27 PM
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Old 21-04-2009, 06:29 PM
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Its pretty embarassing for the UK having the record of the fattest kid ever sent to a US fat camp being from here
Old 21-04-2009, 06:30 PM
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Hands up who was expecting to see a nice car?
Old 21-04-2009, 06:30 PM
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Terrible how can a 15 year old become that big
Old 21-04-2009, 06:30 PM
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I was hoping for a 997, although in fairness that probably isnt far off her weight in lbs
Old 21-04-2009, 06:33 PM
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i was expecting a porsche !!!

but, i blame who'eva keeps feeding her !!!
Old 21-04-2009, 06:36 PM
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Originally Posted by BM08
Hands up who was expecting to see a nice car?
Haha yea... then read the first reply and wondered why Chip had gone off on a random tangent talking about fat kids in a thread about a Porsche car.


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Old 21-04-2009, 06:42 PM
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Awww! Give her a break, she's just got a slow metabolism.
Old 21-04-2009, 06:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Stoo
Awww! Give her a break, she's just got a slow metabolism.

Slow?

Fuck me, it must be in reverse!


They've had a problem with all the other kids losing less weight since she arrived, they now just stand in the gym and when she does a a star jump, they all do one too without any effort as she lands.
Old 21-04-2009, 07:08 PM
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Fook me shes huge
Old 21-04-2009, 07:16 PM
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she weights the same as 3 of me

.... I was also expecting a porsche of some sort
Old 21-04-2009, 07:45 PM
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Looks a bit like that bird off here that exposed her self to Radders!! Cant think of the name though!
Old 21-04-2009, 07:51 PM
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Bet she can turn out a right mix
Old 21-04-2009, 07:53 PM
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could be a few looking like that really
Old 21-04-2009, 07:54 PM
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Her parents/carers should be charged with abuse! It takes more than the occasional pie to get that fat!!!
Old 21-04-2009, 07:58 PM
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fair do's genetics play i big part in it but so dose 6 packs of biscuits and 8 liters or coke a day

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Old 21-04-2009, 08:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Chip
Slow?

Fuck me, it must be in reverse!


cheers chip, just choked on me coca cola, and it now coming out me nose!!


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Old 21-04-2009, 08:12 PM
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Originally Posted by DanW@FastFord
Her parents/carers should be charged with abuse! It takes more than the occasional pie to get that fat!!!
Occasional Pie!! Thats a classic! Shes a beast, I bet shes tucking into a Fray Bentos every 10 mins!
Old 21-04-2009, 08:23 PM
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Originally Posted by marky_g
fair do's genetics play i big part in it
Only if genetics is a brand of cake!!
Old 21-04-2009, 08:29 PM
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I bet that can shite

Seriously makes me feel slim now
Old 21-04-2009, 08:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Charlie/Hank
could be a few looking like that really
But one in particular!
Old 21-04-2009, 09:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Stoo
Awww! Give her a break, she's just got a slow metabolism.
al murray mode,
" slow metabolism ,fuckin fast pie arm "
Old 21-04-2009, 09:17 PM
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never seen a 15y/o witha gunt
it walks like the stay puff marsh mallow man out of the ghostbusters !!
Old 21-04-2009, 09:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Touring Car Spares
al murray mode,
" slow metabolism ,fuckin fast pie arm "
PMSL
Old 21-04-2009, 09:37 PM
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Flour would be needed methinks.
Old 21-04-2009, 09:40 PM
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Originally Posted by marky_g
fair do's genetics play a big part in it
Originally Posted by DanW@FastFord
Only if genetics is a brand of cake!!

FPMSL!
Old 21-04-2009, 09:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Stu.H
Flour would be needed methinks.
So would beer and a fucking lot of it!
Old 21-04-2009, 09:42 PM
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There a program about her on bbc 1 Now.
Old 21-04-2009, 09:47 PM
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Originally Posted by BM08
Hands up who was expecting to see a nice car?
me
Old 21-04-2009, 09:48 PM
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fuck me chip i dont think theres enough beer in the country to be able to do that
Old 21-04-2009, 10:08 PM
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33st at 15 is fucking disgusting!! Parents should be fucking hung letting their kid getting like that.

Anyway, Who'd get on her?
Old 21-04-2009, 10:08 PM
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my f*cking sides at some of the comments!!

Anyone just watch that programme on the fatties? All wanting gastric bands, the biggest fat lass, she gets the go ahead.

Part of the deal is she has to stick to a diet prior to opp for best results - does she? does she f*ck!

"I had a salad at Mcdonalds" she says, I bet, tucked in between the meat and the bap on your five big macs!!

Another classic, one says "I can't afford fresh fruits and veg everyday" then the camera pans across the remains of the local KFC stock in the front room.
Old 21-04-2009, 10:10 PM
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In all seriousness, that poor bitch has probably been VERY over weight since she was a toddler, I definately agree her pathetic excuse for a set of parents should be done for abuse.
it would have been kinder and less likely to kill her young if they kicked her down the stairs every day.
Old 21-04-2009, 10:14 PM
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It reminds me of my mates ex misses, big girl, always complaining about her weight.

Yet, one night we are off to mcd's, he says "you want anything" she replies

"Just a cheese burger as i am on a diet, no actually, get me some fries with it, actually you may as well, get me a big mac meal.... but make it large....but don't forget the cheese burger"

I had to run out as I was dying to laugh.

Same bird, we went to a doo, the meal is laid on for us, get the starter, and the main, but dessert was going to be blanked as everyone wanted to move into the bar for drinks and get partying, she was in a foul mood because she hadn't got a pudding, kicked off so much that in the end they stuck her in the conservator area with the dessert trolley - and she went to town lol!

I agree that some people stick weight on more easily, but then others are just greedy fekers who need to know when to put the fork down.
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Originally Posted by matts1

"I had a salad at Mcdonalds" she says, I bet, tucked in between the meat and the bap on your five big macs!!

Another classic, one says "I can't afford fresh fruits and veg everyday" then the camera pans across the remains of the local KFC stock in the front room.
I'm pmsl @ that

What was the programme on? Would it be online?
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Old 21-04-2009, 10:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Charlie Chalk
I'm pmsl @ that

What was the programme on? Would it be online?
Check BBC I player
Old 21-04-2009, 11:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Chip
seeing as we're doing mopo's:

Old 21-04-2009, 11:07 PM
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Does she put her belt on with a boomerang
Old 21-04-2009, 11:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Big G
Does she put her belt on with a boomerang
Why would she need a belt?

Its not as if her jeans would drop without one is it?

Though yes, your joke was funny. ish.


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