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Old 16-04-2009, 01:31 AM
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seems like its one of the only trades left that isnt suffering in todays current economical climate

and well it got me thinking


seeing as i got this pvc suit ect , im into all things sexxy , ect

is it worth me re training to be a prossie ?

flexible working hours , good rates of pay , plenty of fresh air ?


what you think

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Old 16-04-2009, 01:39 AM
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where would you do your training....collage...uni??? lol
Old 16-04-2009, 02:03 AM
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no mate , more like on the job training ,

just like an nvq - or a duke of edinbrough award ,

you know how they come out while your working, take fotos ect


i think it would go down really well ,

bum bum !!!!
Old 16-04-2009, 02:08 AM
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You might struggle as a rent boy as theres only 10% gays so a lot less custom out there.

Do you mind walking Like john wayne all the time???
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warren im thinking more duce biggalow , than up the shitter he go .......


a man whore for the laides ,

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Old 16-04-2009, 10:44 AM
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I think you'll find its and up and down career.

and its a bit like having a Kentucky Fried Chicken - when youve finished your left with a greasy bone and a sticky box !!
Old 16-04-2009, 11:04 AM
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Depends wether you plan to be a high end escort beef, good money in the escort business apparently, or you planning on being another ' st hildas ' slag ?

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Old 16-04-2009, 12:03 PM
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Go for it son!

Lets face it, being a "widows comforter" or "depressed housewife satisfyer" aint all bad is it?

Plus once you've tipped your muck, they'll probably find odd jobs for you to do and pay you well for the privelage also?
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lol i think im going to apply ,

even if i get one job , at least it gets me out the house !!

fiddy - deffo high end pmsl

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If you need a pimp...........?
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All you need is a rich widow, be her fuck buddy and handyman in one go!

Mind you, your CV will look a bit different in years to come. LOL
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Originally Posted by Mondeo Man
If you need a pimp...........?


your on lol , now find me some work lol

Old 16-04-2009, 12:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Matt Evans
All you need is a rich widow, be her fuck buddy and handyman in one go!

Mind you, your CV will look a bit different in years to come. LOL
as long as you ain't poking linda hogan

more on that here
Old 16-04-2009, 12:20 PM
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with your reference to the nurses outfit are you gonna go for a niche market or any holes a goal kinda sale?
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ill put it anywhere fella

no scruples ,

well as long its female ,
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Originally Posted by -beefy-
ill put it anywhere fella

no scruples ,

well as long its female ,
and has a pulse
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Originally Posted by dojj
and has a pulse

just as long as its female
Old 16-04-2009, 12:50 PM
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Originally Posted by -beefy-
just as long as its female

you gotta get there while its still warm cos its just sick otherewise
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Originally Posted by Cragrat
you gotta get there while its still warm cos its just sick otherewise


afpmsl
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ok then, shall i add "and not in a nursing home"?
Old 16-04-2009, 02:28 PM
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Just go for it Beef you never know you might get plenty of custom.
Old 16-04-2009, 02:51 PM
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Beef, how much?



Daz, were you knocking around Pannal today?
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Originally Posted by -MAL-
Beef, how much?



Daz, were you knocking around Pannal today?

trust me if you have to ask you cant afford it


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Old 16-04-2009, 02:57 PM
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Old 16-04-2009, 03:28 PM
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Originally Posted by warrenpenalver
theres only 10% gays

That's 10% too many!
Old 16-04-2009, 03:44 PM
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Originally Posted by jade goody
that's 10% too many!
lmao shes back
Old 16-04-2009, 06:33 PM
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Originally Posted by warrenpenalver
You might struggle as a rent boy as theres only 10% gays so a lot less custom out there.

Do you mind walking Like john wayne all the time???
how do you know rent boys are only 10% gay?

is there a test or a measurement that denotes this? like a breathalisyer test?

what happens if they are 11% gay? or only 9% gay?
Old 16-04-2009, 06:55 PM
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Originally Posted by -MAL-
Beef, how much?



Daz, were you knocking around Pannal today?
yup,that`d be me,on crimple meadows,dropping lovely invoices off,

did i cut you up?

D.
Old 16-04-2009, 06:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Jade Goody
That's 10% too many!

better ratio for the real men tho,regards the ladies milaaad!
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Originally Posted by Cragrat
yup,that`d be me,on crimple meadows,dropping lovely invoices off,

did i cut you up?

D.




I saw you twice today you bugger. Firstly in the morning on the bypass then at the lights at Pannal, I was behind you. I was admiring your van when I noticed the 'never been' sticker, then saw d something electricals and it clicked. You fucker.
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Originally Posted by -MAL-



I saw you twice today you bugger. Firstly in the morning on the bypass then at the lights at Pannal, I was behind you. I was admiring your van when I noticed the 'never been' sticker, then saw d something electricals and it clicked. You fucker.

thinking of getting a cragrat sticker for it too so other local pf`s can see it and say woo hiyah etc

were you the van parked up on the side on the bypass when i passed around rudding lane turning when i went towards leeds?

d electricals!!! so close to getting me a free advert then,you must concentrate grasshopper & get me advertising gratis c/w phone number

D.
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Yeah, that was meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. I was on Kirkby Overblow today.

I struggled to catch ya too.
Old 16-04-2009, 09:34 PM
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beefy wont need training .as he bums of every one lol
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Originally Posted by -MAL-
Yeah, that was meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. I was on Kirkby Overblow today.

I struggled to catch ya too.

oh well er...hiyah mal

is that part of your regular route

do you go to the new barn conversions on the entrance to kirkby overblow,down off a little track,sunrise barns i think,one of owned by a mr richard-smith?
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I can well believe that.
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could i have a chew for a fiver?
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Originally Posted by Cragrat
oh well er...hiyah mal

is that part of your regular route

do you go to the new barn conversions on the entrance to kirkby overblow,down off a little track,sunrise barns i think,one of owned by a mr richard-smith?

I only do that run occasionally, but yeah, I was there today. Sunrise barn, stable, cottage, farm and mistal down the bottom there.

It's a nice little run, and you sometimes meet artics going down to Pasha Lifestyle. No choice but to back-up.
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change your name to beefy bayonet and see how much trade you get
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Originally Posted by -MAL-
I only do that run occasionally, but yeah, I was there today. Sunrise barn, stable, cottage, farm and mistal down the bottom there.

It's a nice little run, and you sometimes meet artics going down to Pasha Lifestyle. No choice but to back-up.
my best mate built them,his brother will say he did (neil) but all he did was make cock-ups,guess who wired em up?

big one would have been really nice if internal design was better.

D.
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Originally Posted by Cragrat
my best mate built them,his brother will say he did (neil) but all he did was make cock-ups,guess who wired em up?

big one would have been really nice if internal design was better.

D.

It's a nice little development, but too far off the beaten track for me. They chunter if you're knocking on a bit and kicking up dust, tarmac would be nice, eh.


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