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Old 15-04-2009, 07:22 AM
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Default How not to change shocks

Need to swap the shocks on my car as I have managed to snap one of the Koni's

Jake (Shings) re-assured me that we didnt need any spring compressors, so on easter sunday we made a start.

Evidently we did indeed need a pair of spring compressors, but as it was easter sunday, everywhere was shut, but managed to borrow one off Lloyd, obviously this only compresses one side of the spring

Then came the cunning plan, lets see how strong jubilee clips are



so after debating whether or not I need to go and put my crash helmet on, but re-assured by the fact that the hospital is less than a mile away we removed the spring clamp.



I would just like to point out that these are special Group A light weight aluminium ones, for attaching plants to sticks

but supprisingly it held and didnt snap untill the shock was safely back in the wheel arch
Old 15-04-2009, 07:24 AM
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you dangerous fucker
Old 15-04-2009, 07:29 AM
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i thought the title said 'how not to change SOCKS' and i was thinking, how the fuck can u mess up changing socks, lol
Old 15-04-2009, 07:58 AM
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Fuck me rich, did you have your special easter brave pants on?

Old 15-04-2009, 08:02 AM
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Undo the bolt and watch it go through the wall!!!
Old 15-04-2009, 08:09 AM
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jake and madness,go well together.

i still havnt found the other spring compressor.
Old 15-04-2009, 08:44 AM
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you should have seen what happened when we just used zip ties

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Old 15-04-2009, 08:44 AM
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Surprisingly good idea actually

Spring compressors are bloody dodgy when you have a pair of them, so one only could have been messy!
Old 15-04-2009, 08:51 AM
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have used small exhaust clamps before now lol
Old 15-04-2009, 08:54 AM
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Your local halfords was open
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Originally Posted by AlexF
Your local halfords was open
but they didnt have any spring compressors, as I went yesterday, lol
Old 15-04-2009, 08:59 AM
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LOL!!!
Old 15-04-2009, 09:36 AM
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OMG !. you are brave ! ..lol. !
Old 15-04-2009, 09:38 AM
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cant you just shove it in the arch with the top cover on and slowly lower the car into place, but that way was mighty brave, great balls of steel lol
Old 15-04-2009, 09:49 AM
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Thats brave man! PING ouch!
Old 15-04-2009, 11:49 AM
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use a length of rope to keep it tight

that's what i do

besides, i've seen what a sprung compressor can do as it nearly broke my leg when it decided it wasn't going to hold for long
Old 15-04-2009, 12:11 PM
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i've done it with cable ties, about a hundred of them though.

was a bit of an arse clinching moment.
Old 15-04-2009, 02:22 PM
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Could have used weight of car, but fair play.
Suppose it's a static kind of tension on them rather than a shock.
Old 15-04-2009, 02:39 PM
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Jesus

I saw it on the telly once, they were filming some geezer undoing the top nut. He had forgotton to put the clamps on, the spring shot past his face, across the other side of the warehouse at a million miles an hour! He was a lucky bloke
Old 15-04-2009, 02:55 PM
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Fooking hell sod that
Old 15-04-2009, 03:04 PM
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Jacob is a fucking legend.....................

Just ask him about the position he fitted my electric window switch into my 205 trackcar.....................

Bearing in mind i had 5 point harnesses in it................

Just ask him rich...................INFACT, ring him up and ask him NOW, I would love you to post the reply he gives you up on here
Old 15-04-2009, 03:10 PM
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Originally Posted by CraigoScott
i thought the title said 'how not to change SOCKS' and i was thinking, how the fuck can u mess up changing socks, lol

Christ i thought i was a dipstick as i thought the exact same!
Old 15-04-2009, 04:34 PM
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Rich................Good man.....He jut texted me telling me to fuck off
Old 15-04-2009, 04:40 PM
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you was lucky to get away with them jubillee clips being strong enough you must be mad to even try that
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how did you snap a koni shock in the first place?
Old 15-04-2009, 05:11 PM
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PMSL

Good pics there Rich.

Worth pointing out that I'd never done a cossie one before and didn't bank on it being quite the bastard it was.

Also- where theres a will and all that...

And lastly... the car had to go back in the garage because of the previous attempted theft on RIchs car- so leaving it in pieces was not an option.

Jake
PS- for all the interested parties- I dunno what Tiffs problem was - you could reach the window switchs with your foot.
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Originally Posted by Shings
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PS- for all the interested parties- I dunno what Tiffs problem was - you could reach the window switchs with your foot.
I have been searching through my Photobucket to find a picture
Old 15-04-2009, 05:24 PM
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first set i ever did got a mate to stand on one end while i undid the other the nut come off with a twang and popped the back window out of my mates onion i sorta half laughed and said sorry
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Originally Posted by fuzzy
how did you snap a koni shock in the first place?
no idea, was driving along and could hear a clunking noise, got it home, popped the bonnet to see a bluish residue around the strut top, decided to whip the top nut off to investigate further, only to find that the threaded section turned freely with the nut
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Originally Posted by Shings
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Good pics there Rich.

Worth pointing out that I'd never done a cossie one before and didn't bank on it being quite the bastard it was.

Also- where theres a will and all that...

And lastly... the car had to go back in the garage because of the previous attempted theft on RIchs car- so leaving it in pieces was not an option.

Jake
PS- for all the interested parties- I dunno what Tiffs problem was - you could reach the window switchs with your foot.


it did the job though, didnt it buddy, lol

I forgot to mention that we did actually take steps to make the process as safe as possible by putting a towl over it, when we removed the clamps
Old 15-04-2009, 05:44 PM
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fukn hell
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I done mine the other
I led it down the floor put my foot on the spring and undone the top nut with a impact gun
To refit I just put all my weight on the top and put the nut on
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Originally Posted by Barry R
I done mine the other
I led it down the floor put my foot on the spring and undone the top nut with a impact gun
To refit I just put all my weight on the top and put the nut on
how do you get the hub low enough to put the shock into it once the top part is up the turret?
Old 15-04-2009, 06:06 PM
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I had to drop the lot down and jack it up into place
Old 15-04-2009, 06:22 PM
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could have been worse, they could have been tie wraps
Old 15-04-2009, 06:24 PM
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huummm doesnt seem an ideal way to me :P but hay it worked lol
Old 15-04-2009, 07:20 PM
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Dodgy as fuck

Originally Posted by Twellsie
how do you get the hub low enough to put the shock into it once the top part is up the turret?
You need to unbolt more stuff and fit it together in a different order.
Old 15-04-2009, 07:42 PM
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fuck that,,,,, ive seen what springs can do when they go ping
Old 15-04-2009, 08:07 PM
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Hahaha Nice.....

I used ratchet straps... Worked a treat
Old 15-04-2009, 08:37 PM
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LOL Dangerous Brian !!


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