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Old 09-04-2009, 05:11 PM
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ok so as i gather everyone knows by now that im wearing a nurses outfit for central day with maria and jedi ,


now i went down to the local sexxy superstore today , they said they would prob have one to fit me ,


but heres the kicker its in pvc and costs 47 pounds


lol the bird told me theres another local shop that does the fabric style ones ,


but now mal thinks it would be a legendary move for me to be in pvc


now as im not prepared to pay 50 quid for one , hes willing to donate a £ 5 to the beef in pvc fund ,


so what i want to know is should i just go for the cheap fabric style jobbie ,

or shold i let mal have his way and set up a fund to get me in high heels and pvc ???


would you donate ?

.. please note 15% of all future earnings form the nurses uniform will be donated to charity ,

ill be avaliable for stag /hen doo's , weddings , barmitzfars , christenings ect ......


opinins please ....

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Old 09-04-2009, 05:13 PM
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ohh and please note , its noght that im a tight bastard and not willing to pay ,

im just skint !!!

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Mate, you in PVC would be sooooooooooo funny.
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go for the normal ! £50 is abit steep ! would be funny though
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lol been hunting on the ebay , and can get a pvc one for around 30 quid ish ,

only problem is what fucking size am i lol

im shit with womens sizes and well guessing what size ill fit into is a bit hit n miss
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Originally Posted by -MAL-


Mate, you in PVC would be sooooooooooo funny.

cant even belive im entertaing you mal
Old 09-04-2009, 05:23 PM
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prob a size 28 for you beef..... our lass is texting her mate who is a ann summers rep now for you to see if she has any in old stock......
Old 09-04-2009, 05:24 PM
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Mine is PVC

In all honesty i think £50 is a tad steep!! Especially for something youll only wear once!!

What is your waist size and chest size and ill see if i can find owt for ya!
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would say the tighter the better for sheer comedy value
Old 09-04-2009, 05:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Maria.
Mine is PVC

In all honesty i think £50 is a tad steep!! Especially for something youll only wear once!!

What is your waist size and chest size and ill see if i can find owt for ya!

how do you know he will only wear it once? he might like it
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beef , i will gladly give tou a tenner to see you in that lol

i would say your a big girl , possible size 20+ you are one attention seeking ho lol

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it has to be a really short skirt, so his nuts hang out the bottom
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Righthooker... no dont give HIM money... it takes it away from the charity!
Old 09-04-2009, 05:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Maria.
Righthooker... no dont give HIM money... it takes it away from the charity!
will be there on the day, will give to that too
the tenner would be towards his uniform not for him!
Old 09-04-2009, 05:35 PM
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Here ya go!

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/White-Red-Sexy...1%7C240%3A1318

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Originally Posted by Maria.
Mine is PVC
What is your waist size and chest size and ill see if i can find owt for ya!
50FF?
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its say im a 40" waist and a 52-24 " chest .

i aim a big boy lol


and ill wear it every oppertunity i can lol ,

may even pop to morrisons in it


in all honesty the bird in the local sex shop didnt seem to fazed when i said its for me , she didnt go " ohh you got no chance "


but id rather have to pay 45 and get one that fits , than pay 30 off the bay and find it dont

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Ok, a 52" chest will equate to a size 28 in ladies dresses!
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fuck me im a fatty


but ive seen bigger girls than me in fancy dress ,

got to be something out there

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he reconed he would be an 18

when i looked at him funny he said it needs to be tight i want to look sexy
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thats a



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Originally Posted by -beefy-
fuck me im a fatty


but ive seen bigger girls than me in fancy dress ,

got to be something out there

beef

she was wearing a curcus tent you soft git
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Originally Posted by jacko
he reconed he would be an 18

when i looked at him funny he said it needs to be tight i want to look sexy





Beef, my offer still stands, but this is VERY sexy, and sooooo cheap.

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Originally Posted by jacko
she was wearing a curcus tent you soft git

jealousy wont get you anywhere ..


its not my falut your not coming .............


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Beef that one on ebay is spot on!
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got too much on with work mate otherwise id be in a hotel just up the road lol
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Originally Posted by Maria.
Beef that one on ebay is spot on!


will it fit though

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best bet is to go to that shop... try one on which fits, find out what size it is, then get one cheaper from ebay!
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beef we need to know your cup size too
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ive no idea elvis ,

but there a handfull lol

beef

ill go bk over there tomorrow , see if they have one to fit
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The thing is beef the outfit is nothing unless you wear stockings and suspenders.......................
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Originally Posted by lawnsy
The thing is beef the outfit is nothing unless you wear stockings and suspenders.......................
I agree.
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you get fi fi to find me some ,

and well you know me ?


she going to be there sunday to do me makeup ??
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Originally Posted by lawnsy
The thing is beef the outfit is nothing unless you wear stockings and suspenders.......................

Nooooo, bare legs, all shaved and smooth.
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Originally Posted by -MAL-
Nooooo, bare legs, all shaved and smooth.


your fucking pushing your luck now mal

i aint shaving fuckall lol

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Originally Posted by -beefy-
your fucking pushing your luck now mal

i aint shaving fuckall lol

beef

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its the back he needs to shave lol

did your dad get sorted beef
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beef, in ann summers theres one that is 20-24 in size and £35. but i can get you 30% off mate

thats if nothing else comes up
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Originally Posted by jacko
its the back he needs to shave lol

did your dad get sorted beef

not today jack , had a rough day fella , he will ring when i beels a bit more up to it ,

how did you get on today ? get that lot painted ?

did he show then ?

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Originally Posted by jacko
he reconed he would be an 18

when i looked at him funny he said it needs to be tight i want to look sexy
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